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Hey y'all! Today, we are reporting from down in the valley where the girls get naked! Back from hiatus, it was only right for Jay and J to discuss the happenings in Chucalissa, Lil Murda getting murderous, Hailey Autumn Night Savage as Jessica Rabbit, the 180 ° shift between season 1 and season 2 as well as everyone's favorite tertiary character: Daddy Diamond. Much like a lace front unit on Uncle Clifford, this just felt right. IG: @thedeclassepodcast Linktree

TW: abuse, BDSM, stalking…For this year’s Valentine’s Day, we’re back with our ‘We Watched It So You Don’t Have to’ series. Movie of discussion: Fifty Shades of Grey Trilogy. Need we say more? Follow us on IG and Twitter!

And perhaps a few fake ones? Joined by return guest Semajh, we are here to discuss every single divorce on Bravo's Real Housewives franchises.  We ponder the impact that John Adams Morgan has had on not only Sonja, but also all of us as viewers. We acknowledge Peter Thomas' time as a Housewife and give him his well-deserved peach. And we theorize on future, and possibly pending, disunions to come. #ReleaseTheMarsh2022 Follow Semah on Twitter & IG Follow us on IG & Twitter

Join us in this episode as we do a mini dive into VPR's Scheana Shay's dating history, her current situation with baby daddy Brock Davies and their whirlwind romance. We also take many a tangent and somehow also manage to talk about Euphoria's Season 2 Premiere, Ari Fletcher's Fenty Sponsorship being revoked and lastly we discuss some dark fetishes. Enjoy!  TW: pedophilia, suicide, autoerotic asphyxiation, gun play, domestic violence.

On today's episode we are joined by our good friend Charlie to talk about our favorite bone-dry satire: Succession. In this first part, we focus mostly on the members of the Roy family. We dissect each of the siblings' opportunities to be the next Logan, assign sun signs to each of the main characters, and grapple with our own senses of morality and ethics based on the dark-humored nature of this show. Look out for part two! Vanity Fair Video w/ the Composer of Succession's Score: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0WzqanwlG0 The New Yorker's Piece on Jeremy Strong (Kendall): https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2021/12/13/on-succession-jeremy-strong-doesnt-get-the-joke

Is it just me or is there an inordinate amount of terrible men named Tom running amok? In this latest episode, we are joined by Kara from Everyone's Business But Mine podcast to discuss the terrible traits of a few men named Tom, including VPR's Tom Sandoval and Tom Schwartz, RHOBH's Tom Girardi, RHONY's Tom D'agostino and Succession's Tom Wambsgams. We rank them, we rate them and we judge them. Do you have any Terrible Toms to note? Let us know!  Follow Kara on IG: @everyonesbusinessbutmine

Bravo is always a part of the conversation so, today, we return to our roots with a recap of the Real Housewives of Orange County (Season 9, Episode 13). You know, the one when Shannon Beador exclaims "You will all see the truth!". IG: @thedeclassepodcast Twitter: @thedeclassepod

Listen in as we play ‘Septum or Schnoz’, take a shot every time we say ‘pinched’ and give us your take on the future of the nose and facial filler industry. Also, if you’ve gotten your nose done, let us know. Don’t be shy! Follow us on IG: @thedeclassepodcast Follow the injectors and surgeons mentioned today!: —Erika B: @injectorbunny —Julie Horne: @juliehornelips —Ilana M: @thenosenurse —Dr. Yildirim: @estetik_burun

Today's Taboo Topic: Open Relationships. From Dolly Parton to Kylie Jenner to Beyoncé, we cover a wide range of celebrities that have dabbled in nonmonogamous relationships. Along the way, we even make an astrological finding! Come open-minded and leave open to wanting an open relationship! IG: @thedeclassepodcast Twitter: @thedeclassepod

Joined by Stephanie “Sunshine” Williams from the Mocha Minutes podcast, today we are assessing Tyler Perry’s body of work. From Diary of a Mad Black Woman, to For Colored Girls, to Madea’s Family Reunion, we touch on almost all of his filmography. Together, we critique his flimsy plot lines, pooh-pooh his scripts, and contemplate his portrayal of women. Come with a critical eye and let's go on a tirade! Follow Stephanie: IG- @mochaminutes Twitter- @sunnytwotethat Buy her a coffee!- https://www.buymeacoffee.com/mochaminutes Follow us: Twitter- @thedeclassepod IG- @thedeclassepodcast