CinemaPODraphy

“You’ve never seen it miss this house…and miss that house…and come after you.” No we’re not talking about Santa Claus, we’re talking about the 1996 blockbuster Twister starring Helen Hunt & Bill Paxton. It’s season three and we got ourselves some corporate sponsors (not really). Join us as we explore the suck zone along with Rusty, Dr. Melissa Reeves, and that son of a b#tch Jonas as we try to answer the burning question… “Did she schign the papers?” Now…grab yourself some of Aunt Meg’s famous steak & eggs and pour yourself some fresh squeezed lemonade, because “…this is the fun part sweetheart…”

10 Things I Hate About You can and should be viewed as the ultimate teen movie, bursting through the hellish decade to say a little more about the empowering potential of those defining years.

What do you get when you take 3 divorced women and combine their shared frustration of being tossed aside for a younger woman? You get The First Wives Club. This 90s comedy merges the talents of Goldie Hawn, Bette Midler, & Diane Keaton as they come together to seek revenge on their husbands After losing a dear friend in a tragic way and refusing to live the rest of their lives feeling liked discards, Elise (Goldie) thinks she may have to do ads for adult diapers and Brenda (Bette) knows she may have to wear them. Annie (Diane) interrupts the conversation to remind the women that they are in their prime and that they can do anything they set their mind to. Grab a Vodka on the Rocks, Bloody Mary or Virgin Mary, and join Justin, Corey, and a very special Guest Host on this week’s episode.

What happens when you take Jack Black and give him a trash stash and a perm? You get Ignacio…you can call him Nacho for short. As a Mexican monastery cook, Nacho wants nothing more than to help feed the orphans but there just isn’t enough money to do so. Instead of becoming a Mexican pimp, he decides to become a wrestler known as Lucha Libre. Nacho must live these two separate lives if he wants to accomplish his mission. Can he pull of living this dual life? Grab a salad, Mexican Street Corn (min 44), and listen along as we follow Ignacio on his journey.

Wanna see the reality of addiction, check out Darren Aronofsky 2000 film Requiem for a Dream. This drama is about four characters who descend into addiction-fueled nightmares. It is, objectively, harrowing, terrifying, and disturbing. It's a relentless assault on the senses, an unmerciful descent into chaos, a study of four characters ziplining their way to rock bottom.

A 1989 Comedy/Drama/Romance that will take you on a true emotional roller coaster. This classic film is PACKED with some of Hollywood’s greatest actors (Sally Field, Shirley MacLaine, Olympia Dukakis, Julia Roberts, Dolly Parton, Daryl Hannah, Dylan McDermott) Join us as we take a trip to Chinquapin Parish, Louisiana, following this heartwarming story revolving around the beautiful friendship these woman have together. It’s not all Easter Eggs and Magnolias though…time passes, and this close group of women encounter tragedy and good fortune, growing stronger and closer in the process. Get ready to laugh to you cry!

When Al Czervik (Rodney Dangerfield) is playing a round of 18 at the Bushwood Country Club, he’s yelling everything but, “Fore!” Meanwhile star caddy, Danny Noonan, is trying to enjoy what’s left of summer while he figures out his post high school life and make sense of the casually confusing life advice from Ty Webb (Chevy Chase). Oh…and just ignore Carl Spackler (Bill Murray) who’s rigging the entire golf course with explosives. Park your car, check your club membership, wash your ball(s), pour a cocktail, and enjoy this hilarious 1980s comedy classic directed by Harold Ramis who co-wrote Animal House.

Imagine that you are arrested for murder in Alabama…forget the first phone call, who would your second call be? Bill, the accused murderer, decided to call a cousin of his named Vinny (Joe Pesci) who not only happened to be a lawyer, but he also happened to never have won a case. Put on your Sunday best, grab a seat at the back of the courtroom, and watch Vinny work his magic. What was the final verdict? You’ll have to tune in to find out.

If you’ve ever been to/worked in a restaurant, you’ve certainly heard the phrase, “Welcome to Ding Dong Diner, my name is Grenadine and I’ll be your server today…” For servers, that phrase is equivalent to “Ladies & Gentlemen…please take your seats as the performance is about to begin.” They aren’t kidding either... This 2005 flick pairs us up with Shenaniganz's newest server who is starting his first training shift. It’s that simple. So grab some chicken, garlic bread, and mashed potatoes with gravy and kick back while you enjoy the show. And remember…don’t f#ck with people who handle your food.

What do you do when your toilet is clogged and the only plunger you own just happens to be proudly displayed on the wall? You call Mario Bros. Plumbing of course! These two brothers (Mario Mario & Luigi Mario) from Brooklyn will be a little late to fixing your clog because they quickly will find themselves wrapped up in helping a college student (Daisy) further investigate the dinosaur bones she found at her Brooklyn dig site. Before they know it, they are all whisked away to an alternative universe where dinosaurs have evolved and taken on human-like characteristics. What happens when these two worlds collide? There’s only one way to find out…call your local pizza joint and order the Koopa Special (Dino, Lizard, Hold the Mammal, No Worms, Spicy) kick up your feet, and follow along as we try to snake our way through this cinematic attempt to bring the classic video game to life. And remember "Trust the Fungus"