BE NOT AFRAID

Our story follows famous biblical narratives through a lens of satire and sci fi. In the highest heaven, there sits a recording angel, running a time-defying podcast. He is also an idiot. And if you are hearing him, this means that you are a prophet of the Lord. No pressure. Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo Scripts and more information: ⁠MetatronSpeaks.com⁠

"Go at once to Nineveh, that great city, and proclaim judgment upon it; for their wickedness has come before Me. Jonah, however, started out to flee to Tarshish from GOD’s service." Episode content warnings: auditory hallucinations, perceived descent into madness, non-lethal choking, nudity, references to child endangerment, sexual innuendo, many eyed entities, manipulation, threats of torture, tinnitus ringing, loud eldritch sound effects Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo Transcripts and more info: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://www.metatronspeaks.com Socials:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://twitter.com/bna_pod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠http://benotafraidpod.tumblr.com⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠https://discord.com/invite/zCQMZ3T7b3⁠⁠⁠ Written by: Rebecca Hansson & Tommy Holmberg Beta read by: Hannah Levin & Lou Sutcliffe Featuring "Disco alarm" and "Jonah" composed by Lou Sutcliffe Voice actors: Rebecca Hansson as Enoch Lou Sutcliffe as Jonah ( @LouJSutcliffe | @pantaloonsoc ) Sivan Raz as Lilith ( https://sivanraz.com | @RazSivan ) Marvin Sohl as Sailor 1 ( @MarvinsGardenVA ) Drew Frohmann as Sailor 2 ( https://www.human-b-gon.com/ )

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. No, not that close. Welcome to the season finale! Episode content warnings: imprisonment, weird power dynamics, sexual content, smoking Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo Transcripts and more info: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://www.metatronspeaks.com Socials:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://twitter.com/bna_pod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠http://benotafraidpod.tumblr.com⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠https://discord.com/invite/zCQMZ3T7b3⁠⁠⁠ Written by: Rebecca Hansson & Tommy Holmberg Script edited by:  Hannah Levin Music featured: “Kashmiri Mind Meld” by Byzantine Time Machine. Voice actors: Victor Tran as Asmodeus (@victoreatsall) EurasianRob as King Solomon (@eurasianrob) Kiana Triana as Naar (@kiana.triana / @kianatree / kianatriana.com) Greg Carrobis as Ornias (@gergcandlestick) Anna Stein as Senoy, Sansenoy and Semangelof (@rosemarycat5) Dan Kovel as Yusuf (@championkingdan) Cai Gwilym Pritchard as Darshan ( Twitter: @mynameisnotcai & @chainofbeing) Braden as Buer (@BManTalksVO / @bmanthegoofball) Sabine Novakovic-Wagner as Asha (@BaronessCos) Steven Chisholm as Gabriel (@ChizWrites) Avalon Willowbloom as Seir (@AvalonWillowbl1) Briar Zachary as Bodiel Thank you to our awesome beta readers and test-listeners: Fianna McKnight, Steve Davison, Victor Tran and Lou Sutcliffe.

Three shadows pass over the kingdom of Judea, and the game is up for the angel once thought to be a demon. Time is running out. King Solomon is asking the important questions. Episode content warnings: torture, mind control, gender discussions, mention of death, intense fear of isolation and loneliness Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo Transcripts and more info: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://www.metatronspeaks.com Socials:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://twitter.com/bna_pod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠http://benotafraidpod.tumblr.com⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠https://discord.com/invite/zCQMZ3T7b3⁠⁠⁠ Written by: Rebecca Hansson & Tommy Holmberg Script edited by:  Hannah Levin (⁠@ImTired81⁠) Voice actors: Rebecca Hansson as Enoch and God Victor Tran as Asmodeus (@victoreatsall) Kiana Triana as Naar (@kiana.triana / @kianatree / kianatriana.com) Anna Stein as Senoy, Sansenoy and Semangelof (@rosemarycat5) Cai Gwilym Pritchard as Darshan (@mynameisnotcai & @chainofbeing) EurasianRob as King Solomon (@eurasianrob) Braden as Buer (@BManTalksVO / @bmanthegoofball) Steven Chisholm as Guard 1 (@ChizWrites) Erik Oberg as Guard 2 (@beowulfypants)

Friends are made, information is shared, and eternal punishment is dealt. Episode content warnings: smoking, cringe conversations about flirting, imprisonment, friends pitted against each other, sudden crashing noise at 29:45 Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo Transcripts and more info: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://www.metatronspeaks.com Socials:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://twitter.com/bna_pod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠http://benotafraidpod.tumblr.com⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠https://discord.com/invite/zCQMZ3T7b3⁠⁠⁠ Written by: Rebecca Hansson & Tommy Holmberg Script edited by:  (⁠⁠@ImTired81⁠⁠) Voice actors: Rebecca Hansson as Enoch Victor Tran as Asmodeus (@victoreatsall) EurasianRob as King Solomon (@eurasianrob) Oliver Walton-Harrod as ZikZak Kiana Triana as Naar (@kiana.triana / @kianatree / kianatriana.com) Dan Kovel as Yusuf (@championkingdan) Erik Oberg as Bläddrerska and Guard 2 (@beowulfypants) Greg Carrobis as Ornias (@gergcandlestick) Briar Zachary as Bodiel Sabine Novakovic-Wagner as Asha (@BaronessCos) Steven Chisholm as Gabriel (@ChizWrites) Thank you to our awesome beta readers and test-listeners: Fianna McKnight, Steve Davison, Victor Tran, Anna Stein, and Tony DiCaro-Smith. This episode featured a trailer for Morbid Forest ⁠https://themorbidforest.wixsite.com/mf21⁠ ⁠https://twitter.com/MorbidForest⁠

An angel, a djinn and a two headed demon walk into a forge. A king dreams of building a kingdom so magnificent that even the angels want to live there. Episode content warnings: slavery, torture Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo Transcripts and more info: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://www.metatronspeaks.com Socials:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://twitter.com/bna_pod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠http://benotafraidpod.tumblr.com⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠https://discord.com/invite/zCQMZ3T7b3⁠⁠⁠  Written by: Rebecca Hansson & Tommy Holmberg Script edited by:  Hannah Levin (⁠⁠@ImTired81⁠⁠) Voice actors: Rebecca Hansson as Enoch Victor Tran as Asmodeus (@victoreatsall ) Kiana Triana as Naar (@kiana.triana / @kianatree / kianatriana.com)   EurasianRob as King Solomon (https://www.castingcall.club/eurasianrob ) Erik Oberg as Bläddrerska (@beowulfypants ) Oliver Walton-Harrod as ZikZak Dan Kovel as Yusuf (@championkingdan) Steven Chisholm as Guard 1 (@ChizWrites) Thank you to our awesome beta readers and test-listeners: Fianna McKnight, Steve Davison and Victor Tran.

Asmodeus is summoned from 700BC Assyria all the way to 900BC Judea, by none other than the famous King Solomon. The king has enslaved an army of demons in order to build his magnificent kingdom. Meanwhile, Enoch is struggling with the social interactions in Heaven... Episode content warnings: alcohol, smoking, (apparent) sudden death, mind control, slavery, torture Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo Transcripts and more info: ⁠⁠⁠ ⁠https://www.metatronspeaks.com  ⁠ Socials:⁠⁠⁠ ⁠https://twitter.com/bna_pod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠http://benotafraidpod.tumblr.com⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://discord.com/invite/zCQMZ3T7b3⁠⁠ Featured trailer: ⁠⁠A Somewhat Peculiar Frog⁠⁠ Written by: Rebecca Hansson & Tommy Holmberg Script edited by: Hannah Levin (⁠@ImTired81⁠) Voice actors: Rebecca Hansson as Enoch Victor Tran as Asmodeus (@victoreatsall) EurasianRob as King Solomon (@eurasianrob) Oliver Walton-Harrod as ZikZak Kiana Triana as Naar (@kiana.triana / @kianatree / kianatriana.com) Anna Stein as Senoy, Sansenoy and Semangelof, & Bar patron 2 (@rosemarycat5) Greg Carrobis as Ornias and Bartender (@gergcandlestick) Avalon Willowbloom as Scribe (@AvalonWillowbl1) Steven Chisholm as Guard 1 (@ChizWrites) Erik Oberg as Guard 2 (@beowulfypants) The rowdy Assyrian bar patrons were played by: Sabine Novakovic-Wagner (@BaronessCos) Martin Laston (@Laston) Hannah Levin (@ImTired81) Lee Tomanelli (@LeeDTart ) Thank you to our awesome beta readers and test-listeners: Fianna McKnight, Steve Davison, Tony DiCaro-Smith and Victor Tran. Music in the bar scene was “Fidayda” performed by Turku, on the album “Nomads of the Silk Road”.

After the not-so-Great Flood, Noah finds an angelic stowaway. And on the same night, he experiences the reinvention of wine, the consequences of a certain catastrophy, and where the grass actually is greener.  Episode content warnings: trauma induced flashbacks, death, alcohol, religious blasphemy, mention of dead bodies as compost a.k.a. friends as fertilizer Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo Transcripts and more info: ⁠https://www.metatronspeaks.com  ⁠ Socials:⁠ https://twitter.com/bna_pod⁠⁠ http://benotafraidpod.tumblr.com⁠ ⁠https://discord.com/invite/zCQMZ3T7b3⁠ Voice actors: Rebecca Hansson as Enoch Doug Daly as Noah (@Doug_Debug) Victor Tran as Asmodeus (@victoreatsall) Thank you to our awesome beta readers and test-listeners: Cat Bajusz, Sodium Azide

After a run-in with the god of death, a local man takes it on himself to prevent the cessation of all life. But he is running out of time, and who will believe him? It starts with bad weather, and ends with more questions.  Episode content warnings: mention of cannibalism, religious blasphemy, personification of death, death by drowning (not described), mild canon-typical gender confusion, some violence (stoning) Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo Transcripts and more info: ⁠https://www.metatronspeaks.com  ⁠ Written by: Rebecca Hansson & Tommy Holmberg Beta readers: Cat Bajusz, Sodium Azide, and Hannah Teryn Socials:https://twitter.com/bna_podhttp://benotafraidpod.tumblr.com https://discord.com/invite/zCQMZ3T7b3 Voice actors: Rebecca Hansson Doug Daly@dougdebug@Doug_DeBug  Erik Oberg@Beowulfypants Chakree Chakattack M@ninjaguar Victor Tran@victoreatsall Stephanie Pilavin@stephpilavin@stephpilavin@spilavin

Yohana and Mamre continue their mission, on the run from archangel Michael. The entire host of heaven are preparing for what they think will be another War In Heaven.Satan has entered the chat.Episode content warnings: mention of cancer, but it magically goes away. Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendoTranscripts and more info:⁠⁠⁠https://www.metatronspeaks.com⁠Gain foresight:https://www.patreon.com/c/MetatronSpeaksSocials:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/bna_pod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://benotafraidpod.tumblr.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.com/invite/zCQMZ3T7b3⁠⁠⁠⁠Written by:Rebecca Hansson & Tommy HolmbergBeta read by: Rocio Linares & Cat BajuszVoice actors:Enoch / Metatron played by Rebecca HanssonFlaming sword played by Faye HollidayMichael played by Rae LundbergYohana played by Maia HarlapMamre played by Denver StewartRaphael played by Greg Carrobis