Jesse & Wilder's Guide to Life

OUR FIRST EVER SEQUEL EPISODE drops right on time as always! Stay tuned for some fun stuff coming up that we actually intend to follow through on!"These episodes release like clockwork!" - NY Times"It's the only podcast I listen to!" - Barack Obama"I swear I don't listen!" - Wilder's momTHIS WEEK'S CHIT-CHAT:• Guess what's back with Shaw 'n Mcgrath?• Babies are fine on the roof• Ham dad• BlowoutsSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The obvious question: How did it take us so damn long to do this?The obvious answer: We are stupid.THIS WEEK'S CHIT-CHAT:• We need a famous turtle• Roasty Rhode Island Road Dog Summer• #1 Dookie head• Costner: A hottie or a nottie~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~(Holler atcha boys on Twitter and check out our MERCH)(And see ya when we see ya; we'd warn you of a hiatus, but at this point it makes more sense to warn you when there ISN'T a hiatus, am I right)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Here we are, right on time!THIS WEEK'S CHIT-CHAT IN TEN... NINE... EIGHT...:• The 6th Annual Bowley Moley• A man, a plan, a canal, Snoop Dogg• Kissies• The breadstick record~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~(Holler atcha boys on Twitter and check out our MERCH)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

SORRY ABOUT THE DELAY, but we back! We recorded this episode as Hurricane Helene was starting to hit Asheville, and Wabu is only recently back into the age of the internet.But now it's time to refresh and renew — as it always is in the aftermath of something terrible — with some breakfast.THIS WEEK'S CHIT-CHAT:• Jamba: The Challenge• Runny eggs are out• Hotel waffles• Harkonnen oatmeal~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~(Holler atcha boys on Twitter and check out our MERCH)((And also, if anybody wants to toss some extra nickels towards hurricane relief in Wabu's town, this organization is wonderful))See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

McGrath's mic went rogue in this episode so please excuse him while he struggles with such advanced tech. Let's talk about our BEAUTIFUL BODIES, BABIES!!THIS WEEK'S CHIT-CHAT:• People should be flat and made of metal• Organ ball• The thing that sucks about legs• Two brains, four arms~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~(Holler atcha boys on Twitter and check out our MERCH)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em, am I right? Appliances be crazy.~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~THIS WEEK'S CHIT-CHAT:• Doing mischiefs• Wabu learns what a radiator is• All appliances should be see-through• The Jabu Hibachi Experience~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~(Holler atcha boys on Twitter and check out our MERCH)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We are BACK from our romantic beachside vacation and READY for more episodes because IT'S OLYMPICS TIME, MOTHER FRICKERS.U! S! A!U! S! A!~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~THIS WEEK'S CHIT-CHAT:• Germany is not landlocked• Olympic Who Can Build a House the Fastest• No blinkies• More bloodsport~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~(Holler atcha boys on Twitter and check out our MERCH)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

95??? Jeez Louise. Who do we think we are? 95 episodes. Good grief. Anyways, here's an episode about the bus.~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~THIS WEEK'S CHIT-CHAT:• Quack Bus• Stop 'n Chat Bus• Wabu's Pod Bus• Three Story Building Bus~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~(Holler atcha boys on Twitter and check out our MERCH)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We did (Not the Movie) so you know your boys had to do (The Movie). These traps and schemes all available to you, free of charge, babies.~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~THIS WEEK'S CHIT-CHAT:• Six Loko• Corn cobbers and cayenne• Would you like to be attacked by a wild animal?• Fog it up~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~(Holler atcha boys on Twitter and check out our MERCH)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What a wonderful, magical treat delivery is. You like 'sketti? You like sushi? Jabu does. This week we're talkin' delivery.THIS WEEK'S CHIT-CHAT:• Who's the most famous person we can get to call the voicemail?• Mall 'yaki• Where's Dr. Doom from?• Reba's Sweetheart Meal~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~SUPPORT LA TACO!!!~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~(Holler atcha boys on Twitter, check out our MERCH, or leave us a voicemail at 415-763-1061)~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.