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Jonathan does something different this week. Having finally walked the Hadrian's Wall Path coast to coast earlier this year, he sits down with David Overton of Splash Maps — who has just come off his own first Camino — and instead of interviewing him, the two of them simply compare notes. One walk is a two-thousand-year-old Roman frontier across the neck of England; the other is a medieval Christian pilgrimage route that ends at an apostle's tomb in Galicia. What follows is the conversation two people have only after they have both done something slightly ridiculous on foot: the kit that worked and the kit that didn't, the boots tested a week too late, the hydration bladders both men abandoned mid-walk, and a frank and faintly disgusting tutorial on draining blisters with a sterilized safety pin. It is also a conversation about the arithmetic nobody warns you about — how a signposted 84-mile trail becomes 120 actual miles once you have walked to the pub, back from the pub, and around every Roman fort in between, and how a hotel listed as a mile and a half from the town center can be a mile and a half straight uphill, in the rain, twice. David walked the Camino Inglés in two halves: the forgotten English section from Reading down to Southampton in the dead of winter, cold enough that icicles formed in his wife's hair, and then the Spanish half from Ferrol to Santiago over five days this autumn. Along the way, there is a shoe swap between sisters that ends in genuine calamity, a cathedral square full of strangers lying on their backs looking at their own feet, a Catholic priest from Chicago, and the discovery that every church on a Spanish pilgrimage route is locked while the tiny ones scattered across Northumberland are all wide open. Both men end up in the same place: the walk was the best thing they did all year, and neither of them trained anything like enough. 🗺️ OUR SPONSOR: SPLASH MAPS This episode is sponsored by Splash Maps — the fabric map company whose Hadrian's Wall map went the whole way across England with Jonathan and made the walk possible. In their own words, and Jonathan couldn't put it better himself: Splash Maps proudly sponsors this special Anglotopia Podcast episode. Used by Jonathan to fulfill his Hadrian's Wall dream, their maps will tailor your adventure too. They are made of the same fabrics as high-end outdoor gear, printed with pin-sharp detail and full world coverage. They can't let you down in bad weather or poor signal areas, and they never need battery management — a point that lands rather differently once you've been walking for eight hours with a phone at nine percent. You can personalize one for your local walks, in multiple scales, styles and formats for your bucket-list adventures, or choose from their popular long-distance trails, countries and national parks. As Jonathan puts it on the episode: he bought the full set of Ordnance Survey sheets for the route fifteen years ago. That's a stack of five maps, none of them waterproof, and there was no chance he was carrying them. The Splash Map went in a pocket, got rained on repeatedly, survived, and became the single best conversation starter on the trail. And for American listeners: full US coverage using US Geological Survey mapping, so you can get a Splash Map for your own trails back home. The Maps Mentioned in This Episode Long-distance trail maps (David calls these the Challenge Series): Hadrian's Wall National Trail SplashMap — the one Jonathan carried the whole way Cotswold Way National Trail SplashMap — the trail both men are eyeing next Coast to Coast Path National Trail SplashMap Camino Ingles SplashMap — the route David just walked Camino Frances SplashMap Camino Norte SplashMap — David's likely next one Camino Portugues SplashMap — the long one, starting as far south as Lisbon All long-distance trail maps Everything else: Make A Map — the custom map builder — worldwide coverage, any area you like USA Maps with USGS detail — Yosemite, Grand Canyon, the Appalachian Trail and more Map formats — the fabric map, the microfiber towel, and the Toob (their name for the neck warmer David describes) Toggle Toob 👉 www.splash-maps.com — and note the hyphen; the unhyphenated domain is not theirs. Links The Two Walks Hadrian's Wall Path National Trail — 84 miles, Wallsend to Bowness-on-Solway Hadrian's Wall Path — Trail Information — the official grading, which notes it is "not an easy walk" The English Way / Camino Inglés — Xunta de Galicia — the official Galician route portal; 112.4 km from Ferrol Camiño Inglés — Association of Councils of the Camino Inglés — the route's governing body, stage by stage St James' Way — Confraternity of St James — the English half David walked, Reading Abbey to Southampton, waymarked by CSJ volunteers The Camino Practicalities Pilgrim's Reception Office, Santiago de Compostela The Compostela — who qualifies — 100 km continuous on foot, 200 km by bicycle The Credencial — the pilgrim passport and its stamps Certificate of Distance — the one that added David's two halves together Pilgrim statistics dashboard — the live numbers CSJ Pilgrim Passports — where British walkers get the credential The Trails They're Eyeing Next Cotswold Way National Trail — 102 miles, and both men's likely next walk Thames Path National Trail — 185 miles, and the official page covers the Source to Sea continuation Coast to Coast Path National Trail — St Bees to Robin Hood's Bay, 190 miles Wainwright Way becomes England's newest National Trail — the Coast to Coast was officially designated on 26 March 2026 St Michael's Way, Cornwall — 12.5 miles, Lelant to Marazion All National Trails — the full list David Overton & Splash Maps Splash Maps — note the hyphen The Adventure Habits Podcast — David's own show The Adventure Habits Podcast on Apple Podcasts The Adventure Habits Podcast on Spotify David Overton on LinkedIn Splash Maps on X · Instagram · Facebook · YouTube Takeaways The distance on the signpost is not the distance you walk. Hadrian's Wall Path is 84 miles. Jonathan walked closer to 120, because hotels, pubs, restaurants and Roman forts are not conveniently located on the trail itself. Break in the boots and the socks together. David's boots had carried him through the English half in winter with thick socks. He tested them a week before Spain with thinner socks, raised blisters that hadn't healed by the start line, and had to buy new shoes he'd never walked in. Compeed came up independently from both men as the single most useful thing they carried. Your feet are not the same size. Jonathan's left foot is smaller than his right. On day two it was the left one covered in blisters, because the shoe had room to move and everything rubbed. Hydration bladders are hard to keep clean on the trail. Both walkers abandoned theirs. David's tube started going brown; Jonathan carried a bottle on a shoulder sling, refilled it everywhere and washed it in the hotel sink each night. A mile on a flat map is not a mile on the ground. A hotel "a mile and a half from the town center" can be a mile and a half straight uphill — and you will walk it twice, in the rain, to get dinner. The churches are the wrong way round. Every church on a Spanish pilgrimage route was locked except one. The tiny churches scattered across Northumberland were all open, unlocked, and among the best things on Jonathan's walk. You will meet people, and a lot of them will be American. Americans are the second-largest national group on the Camino after the Spanish. No long-distance trail has a finish like the Camino's. Everyone converges on one cathedral square from every direction, having walked wildly different distances, and collapses in it together. On Hadrian's Wall you are never far from a cup of tea. Despite the guidebook warnings about stretches with no refreshment, Jonathan was never more than a few miles from food, water, or a tea van in a lay-by. Soundbites David, on why a map company started making Camino maps: "If you're a map business, and if you're adaptable and flexible and you've got world coverage, then why wouldn't you make a map of these things where people are going to do these great long distances? And importantly, how can you make their experience better?" David, on the design idea behind the Challenge Series: "What we set out to do is make something that doubles up both as a guide and a memento — and that you actually contribute to this memento by putting your stamps on it as you go along the way." David, on the medieval origins of the pilgrim stamp: "The walk is kind of almost like a penance in itself, and then the stamps were a medieval way of saying, well, he's paid his dues." David, on why he and his wife chose this walk: "My wife's more on the religious side than I am, and for her I think it was a spiritual thing. For us it was like a great combination of — here's spirituality meeting adventure." David, on expectations: "We chose that one partly because, you know, Spain. The weather's better than it is in Northumberland, right? Or at least that's what we thought when we set off." David, on walking through history: "Sometimes you're walking along sunken lanes and you think, well, this is a sunken lane because so many millions of feet have gone this way before me." David, on the locked churches of a pilgrimage route: "All the churches in Spain were closed, apart from one. It's a pilgrimage route — you would have thought this would be good recruitment grounds. That might have been an angle they missed out on." Jonathan, on the moment the walk turned: "I couldn't believe that I was doing it. I'm like, this is great, this is so pretty and this is really hard, but this is great. So I guess I had a walker's high." Jonathan, on the brutal economics of walking: "As you learn quickly when you're on the walk, every footstep you take is precious. You do not want to add to it unnecessarily while you're trying to complete this goal." David, on arriving in Santiago: "It's very difficult to think of a long-distance trail that has such a consistently dramatic end to it... religious or not, you can't help but being overwhelmed with the endpoint. Everybody arriving into that square from north, south, east and west, and suddenly you're all there lying on your back, looking at your feet, and just being relieved it's over." Chapters 00:22 Welcome — Two Walkers, Two Countries, One Conversation 00:31 Earlier This Year I Walked Hadrian's Wall 00:45 My Guest Just Finished His First Camino 00:52 Rather Than an Interview, Let's Compare Notes 01:03 OUR SPONSOR — Splash Maps 01:53 David, Welcome — And Here's My Map 02:18 "Thank You for Sticking Your Neck Out" 02:32 The North of England Can Be a Menacing Place 02:47 DAVID'S CAMINO — Give Us the Headlines 02:53 Why a Map Company Got Interested in the Caminos 03:02 How Many People Complete a Camino Each Year 03:11 What Counts: 100 km Into Santiago 03:26 The Camino Inglés — And Its Forgotten English Half 03:43 Reading Abbey to Southampton, in Midwinter 03:57 The Clanking Noise Was Icicles in His Wife's Hair 04:12 The Spanish Half — Ferrol Down to Santiago 04:24 Five Days, and One of the Shorter Caminos 04:41 The Certificate: Both Halves Added Together 04:57 JONATHAN'S WALL — Wallsend to Bowness-on-Solway 05:08 Eighty-Four Miles on Paper 05:17 A Medieval Pilgrimage and a Roman Frontier 05:25 What Drew You to This Particular Walk? 05:47 "How Can You Make Their Experience Better?" 05:56 A GUIDE AND A MEMENTO — The Design Idea 06:05 The Camino Stamp System 06:22 Stamps as a Medieval Receipt for Your Dues 06:33 His Wife's Spirituality, His Adventure 06:59 "Spain. The Weather's Better Than Northumberland, Right?" 07:11 THE CHURCHES — Jonathan's Unexpected Highlight 07:22 Tiny Churches in the Middle of Fields 07:37 Sunken Lanes and Millions of Feet Before You 07:52 Every Church in Spain Was Locked — Except One 08:15 Chasing Ecclesiastical Stamps 08:33 In America, Even the Churches Are Locked 09:02 The Cultural Differences You Only Spot on Foot 09:14 "Good Recruitment Grounds" They Missed 09:27 WHY JONATHAN WALKED IT — The Highlight Question 09:37 Family From Durham 09:46 Health, Weight and Sleep Apnea 10:12 "I Did Not Prepare Adequately" 10:24 A Tree Fell on the House 10:39 A Brutally Hot Summer With the Kids Home 10:56 No Good Long-Distance Trails Near Home 11:05 Covered in Ticks — An Arachnophobe's Nightmare 11:18 The Best Day: The Walk to the Twice Brewed Inn 12:06 Sycamore Gap, Before the Tree Came Down 12:31 Vertiginous Hills — And the Day Walkers 12:44 "I Couldn't Believe I Was Doing It" 13:16 A Walker's High 13:22 The Bits That Make All the Other Bits Worth It 13:44 David: "I've Never Walked Coast to Coast in Britain" 13:57 St Michael's Way, Across the Toe of Cornwall 14:17 "I'm Boasting Even There" 14:33 The Sign Outside Chollerford: Carlisle, 38 Miles 14:55 "There's No Uber to Pick You Up" 14:59 ELEVATION — The Camino's Profile 15:15 Day One Is More or Less Sea Level 15:29 Then Day Three or Day Four Happens 15:54 Jonathan: The Climb Out of Newcastle Into Heddon 16:21 "I Could Not Move That Evening" 16:30 WHY 84 MILES BECAME 120 16:41 Hotels, Pubs, Restaurants and Roman Forts 16:55 The Night He Walked Back Down the Hill for Dinner 17:16 The Uber Eats That Never Arrived 17:37 Two Pubs, a Half-Mile Apart 17:43 Calling a Taxi — "It Doesn't Count" 18:02 David: Exactly the Same Thing Happened to Us 18:13 Pontedeume and the Hotel Up the Hill 18:54 An Absolutely Biblical Downpour 19:15 "If You Can Spend All That Time Researching, Brilliant" 19:23 The People Staying Five Miles Off the Trail 19:42 An Adventure Habit Emerging 20:11 A Flat Map Doesn't Show You a Difficult Mile 20:21 "Did It Kill Me? No." 20:34 KIT — What Worked and What Didn't 20:46 David's Boots, and the Test Run a Week Too Late 21:16 Practice the Sock and Boot Combination 21:28 Compeed, the Thing That Saved Him 21:51 Once a Blister Starts, It Can't Heal 22:06 The Hydration Bladder That Didn't Work 22:27 Freezing the Bladder Overnight at Home 22:53 Jonathan's Water Bottle on a Sling 23:23 Why the Simpler Solution Won 23:37 You're Never Far From Refreshment on the Wall 23:54 The Random Tea Vans in Car Parks 24:01 BLISTERS — The Thing He Wasn't Ready For 24:14 "Your Left Foot Is Smaller Than Your Right Foot" 24:42 Day Two: One Foot Ruined, the Other Fine 25:04 "I Didn't Know How to Take Care of Them" 25:14 Asking AI for Help on the Trail 25:28 The Boots Pharmacy in Corbridge 25:46 The Gross Part: Safety Pins and Draining 26:07 Keeping the Flap of Skin Covered 26:47 Next Time: Tape the Feet Before You Go 27:05 Blisters Between the Toes Are the Worst 27:30 The Tape Amazon Never Delivered 27:58 "Literally Amazon Causing You Pain" 28:07 DAVID'S BOOT STORY — Walking With His Wife and Her Sister 28:29 Melissa's Escape Plans for Day Two 29:01 The Rubs Around the Ankle 29:21 The Sisterly Shoe Swap 29:40 What Melissa Trod In 29:54 And Then It Got Worse 30:13 "Do You Want Your Boots Back?" "No, I'm Good." 30:30 THE CHALLENGE SERIES MAPS 30:38 Hadrian's Wall and the Cotswold Way 30:47 The Coast to Coast 31:07 The Camino Maps — Portugués, Inglés, Francés, Norte 31:32 Plenty of Long-Distance Stuff to Aim For 31:38 Full World Coverage, Including USGS for Americans 31:58 The Map Titled "Dolly Sods" 32:05 And the One That Said "Will I Marry You?" 32:16 Neck Warmers and Microfiber Towels 32:34 The Daddy of All American Long-Distance Trails 32:58 Why Fabric Makes More Sense Than Paper 33:17 Jonathan: One Splash Map vs. Five Ordnance Survey Sheets 33:36 "Even If I Did Bring Them, They're Not Waterproof" 33:53 NAVIGATION — Is Hadrian's Wall Well Signposted? 34:05 Graffiti and Damaged Markers at the Newcastle End 34:17 The Parallel Road Below the Crags — The Easier Line 34:48 "I Never Got Lost Once" 34:56 The Camino Tells You the Distance to the Meter 35:11 People Still Wander Off 35:34 Downloading the Route as a Backup 35:48 What a Map Adds Once You Know You're on Track 36:10 Hundreds of Attractions, Only So Many Footsteps 36:25 "Every Footstep You Take Is Precious" 36:51 A Map as a Talking Point 36:55 THE PEOPLE — You Are Constantly Meeting Them 37:04 Spanish, South American, and a Guy From Mexico 37:13 Americans Are the Second Biggest Group 37:26 A Conversation That Started With Dolly Parton 37:50 The Howard Keel Impersonation 38:00 THE ENDING — The Most Dramatic Finish in Walking 38:17 Santiago de Compostela and the Apostle's Remains 38:34 Mass in the Cathedral 38:42 The Pilgrimage Office and the Final Stamp 38:51 Your Name in Latin and Your Kilometers Counted 38:58 The Catholic Priest From Chicago, Illinois 39:10 "Religious or Not, You Can't Help Being Overwhelmed" 39:20 Everyone Arriving in the Square From Every Direction 39:41 Jonathan: Relieved, and Very Emotional 39:59 One Person at the Finish, and a Moment to Himself 40:09 WHAT'S NEXT? — Which Trail Do You Do Next? 40:17 Tempted by Another Camino — Maybe the Norte 40:34 Sponsoring a Former Royal Marine on the Cotswold Way 40:52 He'll Sleep Under a Tarp — David Won't 41:15 Jonathan: Of Two Minds About It 41:28 The Original Plan Was One Long Walk a Year 41:47 "Not in a Hurry to Do Another Long Distance Walk" 41:56 It Was Harder Than It Needed to Be 42:13 One of the Shortest National Trails 42:29 Next Time, the Preparation Gets Taken Seriously 42:44 The Cotswold Way — Achievable, and Beautiful 43:13 Or the Thames Path, Source to Sea 43:21 "It Pops Out in a Little Trickle" 43:34 "Maybe We Should Do It Together" 43:39 Three Weeks — And Asking the Wives 43:55 ADVENTURE HABITS — David's Podcast 44:14 "I Was Prepared Enough" — Jonathan's Verdict 44:24 Get the Blisters Before You Leave 44:32 The Honesty Hut T-Shirt: "I Came, I Saw, I Blistered" 45:01 Keeping Up the Roman Theme 45:09 Closing Thanks — Two Walks, Two Countries 45:20 OUR SPONSOR — Splash Maps 46:05 Subscribe to Anglotopia and Adventure Habits Video Version

Remember, remember the fifth of November — and then try explaining to an American why a country celebrates a failed act of terrorism with fireworks and toffee apples. Historian Rebecca Rideal walks Jonathan through what actually happened in 1605, starting with the thing most people get wrong: the plot was never meant as terrorism. It was a coup. Blow up Parliament on opening day, kill the king and most of the government in one stroke, then kidnap his nine-year-old daughter in the Midlands and install her as a puppet Catholic queen. Robert Catesby was the charismatic six-foot ringleader who talked everyone into it; Guy Fawkes was the hired muscle who happened to be the one caught in the cellar, which is the only reason Britain burns him and not Catesby. Rebecca covers the anonymous letter that unraveled it, the torture that broke Fawkes, and the centuries of anti-Catholic persecution that followed — then the long, strange afterlife of a night that was propaganda from the very start. Links Rebecca Rideal Rebecca Rideal's website Rideal Me This — her Substack — the best place to follow her 1666: Plague, War, and Hellfire — her bestselling book on the Great Fire Buried Evidence — her new historical true crime podcast, co-hosted with archaeologist Raksha Dave HistFest — the history festival she founded The Gunpowder Plot The Gunpowder Plot — UK Parliament The Monteagle Letter — The National Archives — the anonymous tip-off that unraveled everything Guy Fawkes — Britannica Robert Catesby — Britannica — the ringleader nobody burns Bonfire Night Lewes Bonfire — the famously enormous Sussex celebration St Albans Fireworks Spectacular — Rebecca's own recommendation Takeaways It was a coup, not terrorism. The plotters wanted regime change — kill the king and most of the government at the State Opening, then install a puppet Catholic queen. Terror was not the point. The puppet queen was nine years old. James's daughter Elizabeth was to be kidnapped during a simultaneous Midlands uprising and crowned. They had no plan for the sons. Prince Henry and the infant Charles were left unaccounted for — which, as Rebecca puts it, anyone who has watched Game of Thrones knows is a problem. Catesby was the brain; Fawkes was the muscle. Catesby was charismatic, six foot, and had already been fined into near-ruin for his faith. Fawkes was a professional soldier who had fought for Catholic Spain — a safe pair of hands. We burn Fawkes only because he got caught. Catesby died in the Midlands, far from the printed press. Fawkes was executed publicly in London, and the image stuck. Catholics were a small, shrinking minority — and they had real reason to hope James would be more tolerant, given that his mother was Mary, Queen of Scots. It wasn't Fawkes they burned first. Early effigies were of the Pope and biblical figures like the Whore of Babylon. Fawkes came later. Bonfire Night was compulsory by law for 253 years, and that mandatory day off is a large part of why it survived — it became a working-class holiday associated with drink and social subversion. It crossed the Atlantic. The fifth was marked in colonial North America before the Revolution, as well as in Canada and Australia. Today British expat groups keep it going, including in Chicago and Florida. The night was propaganda from day one. James was genuinely terrified — his father was blown up, his mother executed, his son would be beheaded — and the foiled plot was a gift that legitimized a new king on a new throne. Soundbites On the biggest misconception: "We often look back at the Gunpowder Plot and some people have said this is the first instance of terrorism. Terrorism was not their intent. They wanted a regime change." On the Reformation as a process: "You say the Reformation, you feel like it's a one-off incident and everything kind of is before and after — but it's an ongoing process actually." On how national identity gets built: "Humans tend to define themselves by what they're not... Catholics become the bogeymen. They're the people that are to be feared, and that is not what England is. And so it's crucial in building national identity, for better and worse. And a lot of the time it's for worse." On the plotters' blind spot: "They thought, yes, we could kidnap this princess, but they hadn't really thought what they'd do with the other children of James... And anybody that's watched Game of Thrones will know that if you leave any heirs out there, they're going to come back to bite you at some point." On Catesby's charisma: "Incredibly affable, charming, supposed to be quite handsome, really engaging individual, about six foot... a really powerful presence in the room and quite persuasive." On renting the undercroft: "When you think about it in today's terms, it's insane that this kind of space could be just rented out to anybody." On why Fawkes became the face: "Most men of his age probably looked like that in the early 17th century. That was kind of the fashionable way to look, with the mustache and the earring and the hat... But I think it is because he was caught." On what the celebration obscures: "No one's going to celebrate somebody that wants to kill lots of people in one go. What it did — a kind of ricochet effect — was that there was centuries of persecution of Catholics in England." On treacle toffee: "I would only recommend eating if you are planning to have major dental work pretty soon afterwards, because all your teeth will be cracked." On what she wants people to take away: "I also wish that we could remember as well that this is a night with a complex history. And it is propaganda. That was how it started." Chapters 00:22 Remember, Remember the Fifth of November 01:14 Introducing Rebecca Rideal 01:52 England in 1605 — A Protestant Country, Still Reforming 04:00 Why Catholics Hoped James I Would Be Different 05:15 What the Plot Meant for Early America 07:45 How Many Catholics Were Actually Left? 09:55 The Plan — Regime Change, Not Terrorism 12:46 Robert Catesby, the Charismatic Ringleader 14:48 Who Was Guy Fawkes? A Mercenary for Hire 16:07 36 Barrels Under the House of Lords 17:37 The Monteagle Letter and the Tip-Off 18:54 "John Johnson" Caught in the Cellar 20:13 The Rack, and a Signature That Tells the Story 21:01 The Last Stand in the Midlands 21:36 Hanged, Drawn and Quartered 23:20 A Propaganda Win for a Frightened King 24:40 Where Burning the Guy Comes From 25:46 First They Burned the Pope 26:18 A Mandatory Day Off and a Night of Subversion 27:49 From Anti-Catholic Observance to Fireworks Show 30:23 Bonfire Night in the Colonies — and Among Expats Today 31:53 What It Actually Looks, Sounds and Tastes Like 34:37 Civil War, the Great Fire, and William of Orange on the Fifth 37:38 Catholic Emancipation and Guy Fawkes as Caricature 38:40 From Anonymous to V for Vendetta 39:54 Where to Go if You Want to See It Properly 41:13 What She Wants People to Remember 42:13 Buried Evidence — Rebecca's New Podcast 43:28 Wrap-Up Video Version

November might be the most underrated month in London's calendar, and this year it has the biggest museum opening in years. The London Museum opens at Smithfield on 28 November after a £500 million rebuild of a derelict Victorian market — free to enter, with galleries in the old crypts and Tube trains visible running through the building. Jonathan also covers the three great traditions that fall inside ten days: Bonfire Night on the 5th, Remembrance Sunday at the Cenotaph on the 8th, and the Lord Mayor's Show on the 14th. Then the city flips the switch on Christmas, with the lights going up on Regent Street, Carnaby Street and Covent Garden, the rinks and markets opening, and Winter Wonderland arriving in Hyde Park. Plus a strong run of new exhibitions led by Van Eyck at the National Gallery, the theatre and panto season, what the weather is actually like, and why low season is the best-value time to go. Links Everything On This Month London Events Guide — What's On in London — our full, constantly updated events calendar The London Museum A New Chapter for London: The London Museum Opens at Smithfield on 28 November London Museum Opens in Smithfield — event details The Three Great Traditions Bonfire Night in London 2026 Alexandra Palace Fireworks and Drone Festival 2026 Battersea Park Fireworks 2026 Remembrance Sunday at the Cenotaph 2026 Lord Mayor's Show 2026 The Gunpowder Plot — The Night London Almost Blew Up — the background, if the bonfires leave you curious Christmas Arrives Regent Street Christmas Lights: The Spirits of Christmas Hyde Park Winter Wonderland 2026 Christmas at Kew 2026 Exhibitions Van Eyck: The Portraits at the National Gallery — all ten surviving portraits in one room Constantinople to Istanbul: One City, Two Empires at the V&A — opens 7 November The Bayeux Tapestry at the British Museum — and the ticket situation If You're Over for Thanksgiving How To Celebrate Thanksgiving in London Takeaways The London Museum opens at Smithfield on 28 November, and it's free. A £500 million rebuild of a derelict Victorian market, with galleries dug out of the crypts below and Tube trains visible running through the building. Give the opening a fortnight if you want a calm visit. The 28th and 29th will be heaving. It's also a phased opening — the 1960s Poultry Market building doesn't follow until 2028. Three great traditions fall inside ten days: Bonfire Night on Thursday the 5th, Remembrance Sunday at the Cenotaph on the 8th, and the Lord Mayor's Show on Saturday the 14th. Because the 5th is a Thursday, most big bonfire displays shift to that weekend. There's no single central display — the good ones are borough-run, in the big parks, and usually free. Britain doesn't really start Christmas until Remembrance Sunday has passed. Anything earlier gets tutted at. The lights go up on Regent Street, Carnaby Street and Covent Garden in the first half of the month regardless. The Trafalgar Square tree is a gift from Norway, a thank-you for British support in the Second World War, and the lights are strung vertically because that's how Norwegians dress a tree. Complaining that it looks sad is insulting a gift. Van Eyck at the National Gallery is the exhibition of the winter — his surviving portraits brought together in one room for the first time. Book ahead. The Bayeux Tapestry is effectively sold out. If you don't already hold November tickets you won't see it this month, and the January-to-April release sold out in hours. Plan outdoor sightseeing for 10am to 3pm. Sunset is about 4:35pm at the start of November and closer to 4pm by the end, and most attractions don't open until 10. November is officially low season, and it shows. Hotel rates drop, restaurants that are booked solid for months have tables, queues thin out, and you get London without the summer premium. Soundbites On the month itself: "November might be the most underrated month in the whole London calendar. People tend to skip it because they think it's cold, dark and damp, but here's a little secret. November is a month of two halves, and both of them are wonderful." On why the darkness is the point: "The darkness is exactly what makes the lights matter." On the old museum's fatal flaw: "It was one of those situations where you can see the museum, but you cannot figure out intuitively how to get to it." On what Smithfield gave them: "You had this beautiful Victorian and Georgian edifice sitting empty in the center of London, in prime real estate." On a rare British infrastructure success: "After years and years of work and actually not much delay — this has pretty much been on schedule, and it's taken as long as everyone thought it would, and they spent as much money as they thought they were going to spend." On the Lord Mayor's Show: "Britain doesn't really do parades like we do here in the USA, but this is an example of a parade that they do do, and it's quite ornate and grand." On the Trafalgar Square tree: "Every year people complain that the tree looks sad and that the tree isn't nice and that the tree looks funny. Well, you're actually insulting a very moving and important gift from the Norwegian people." On missing out on the Bayeux Tapestry: "I was like number two hundred and sixty-six thousand, and I got kicked out of the queue when all the tickets were sold out. So I guess I'm not seeing the Bayeux Tapestry unless I go to Bayeux." On London in the gloom: "Gray makes the best pictures. And I feel like London is really London when it's chilly and gray. That's London properly. And it's my favorite time of year in London." On the honest verdict: "If you need sunshine, go to a country where there's sunshine. But if you don't need that sunshine and you want culture and you want cozy and you want good food, London in November is it. Just come prepared for the weather." Chapters 00:21 Welcome — November's What's On 01:07 The Most Underrated Month in London's Calendar 01:56 THE BIG ONE — The London Museum Opens at Smithfield 02:06 Wasn't There Already a Museum of London? 04:31 A £500 Million Transformation 05:11 Opening Day — November 28th 05:34 Crypts, Galleries and Tube Trains Through the Museum 06:53 Free to Enter — and Expect a Packed Opening Weekend 07:49 The First Exhibition: London's Food Culture 08:38 BONFIRE NIGHT — Thursday, November 5th 09:38 Borough Bonfires, and Why the Big Ones Are on the Weekend 10:43 REMEMBRANCE SUNDAY — November 8th 11:02 The Cenotaph and the Two-Minute Silence 11:59 The Red Poppy 12:21 THE LORD MAYOR'S SHOW — Saturday, November 14th 12:56 A Tradition Dating Back to 1215 13:42 CHRISTMAS — London Goes All Out 14:36 Why Britain Waits for Remembrance Sunday 15:25 The Carnaby, Regent Street and Covent Garden Switch-Ons 16:41 THE TRAFALGAR SQUARE TREE — and Norway's Annual Gift 18:32 Ice Rinks, Markets and Hyde Park Winter Wonderland 19:49 NEW EXHIBITIONS — Van Eyck at the National Gallery 20:49 Peggy Guggenheim, Bloomsbury and Constantinople 23:10 Cosimo I de' Medici and Charlie Mackesy 24:50 ALREADY RUNNING — The Bayeux Tapestry Ticket Problem 26:57 Renoir, the French Riviera, Freddie Mercury and Agatha Christie 29:36 NOW OR NEVER — What Closes This Month 30:40 THEATRE — Hamlet Hail to the Thief and the Winter's Hot Tickets 32:33 Book Yourself Into a Panto 33:12 MUSIC — Jazz Festival, Thanksgiving and a 300th Birthday 34:40 THE WEATHER — Autumn Continued 36:46 THE DARK COMES EARLY — Plan for 10 to 3 38:38 WHAT TO PACK 39:42 WHY GO IN NOVEMBER — Low Season Value 40:49 Is November a Good Time to Visit? Yes. 41:15 Wrap-Up Video Version

Historian Sophie Shorland returns to the podcast — last time for The Lost Queen, her book on Catherine of Braganza, the forgotten queen who helped bring tea to Britain. This time she has turned her attention to the most famous queen England ever had, and found a story most of us think we already know but really don't. All the Queen's Men takes the endless question that hung over Elizabeth's entire reign — who will marry the Virgin Queen? — and reframes it completely. Not as a love life, but as foreign policy. Courtship as diplomacy; flirtation as statecraft; a single woman keeping every prince in Europe dangling for decades in order to keep her country alive. Sophie's argument is that the domestic picture of Elizabeth — progresses, tilts, flirting with favorites, and the occasional baffling decision that older scholarship put down to the menopause — makes far more sense once you add the geopolitics back in. When she abruptly invites a French suitor over, it's because the relationship with Spain is deteriorating and she would rather not be invaded. Historians usually reach for a chess metaphor; Sophie prefers poker, because in chess you have one opponent, and Elizabeth was playing against every head of state in Europe and sometimes her own subjects too. Along the way: the ambassadorial brawl over whose heraldic heart had the better arrows; why whoever married Elizabeth would effectively have won England, its navy and its wealth without a shot fired; the Earl of Arundel who spent a fortune in bribes while the queen laughed behind her sleeve; Eric of Sweden signing himself "your most loving Eric" and complaining that four years of courtship felt like ten; Ivan the Terrible, already on roughly his seventh wife, cancelling the Anglo-Russian trade relationship in a huff; and the Duke of Alençon — nicknamed her Frog, possibly for his small froggy fingers — with whom Elizabeth exchanged rings in front of witnesses, which under Tudor law meant they were technically married, before paying him a great deal of money to leave the country. Links Sophie Shorland's Books All the Queen's Men: Power, Ambition, and the Making of Elizabeth I — the US edition, published by Pegasus Books on 27 October 2026 All the Queen's Men at Pegasus Books / Simon & Schuster All the Queen's Men: The Competition to Marry Elizabeth I — the UK edition, which carries a different subtitle The Lost Queen: The Surprising Life of Catherine of Braganza — her previous book, and the subject of her first appearance on this podcast The Lost Queen at Pegasus Books Sophie Shorland at Simon & Schuster Anglotopia Friends of Anglotopia Club Anglotopia Store Takeaways The gap Sophie found wasn't in the research but in the framing. There is superb scholarship on Elizabeth, but it tends to concentrate on the domestic reign — the progresses, the tilts, the flirtations — and some of her decisions look random or even irrational in that frame. One older strand of scholarship attributed a sudden invitation to a French suitor to the menopause. Add the international context and it resolves instantly: her relationship with Spain was deteriorating and she did not want to be invaded by a great power. Her most reliable move was to open a marriage negotiation whenever something went wrong. In 1563 Margaret of Parma, governing the Netherlands, lost patience with English piracy and declared a trade embargo — disastrous for English wool, the country's main export. Elizabeth immediately began courting Margaret's cousin, the Habsburg Archduke Charles of Austria. On its own the courtship looks capricious; with the embargo in view it is obviously repair work. Her accession set off something close to a feeding frenzy. Fights broke out in the corridors outside her rooms; courtiers complained of stumbling over ambassadors and envoys. The Danish and Swedish delegations had near-identical emblems — a heart pierced with arrows versus a heart pierced with javelins — and the resulting quarrel became a genuine diplomatic incident requiring the parties to be separated. The stakes were that high because marrying Elizabeth meant acquiring England. As a woman, it was assumed her husband would head both household and realm; whoever married her became King of England, with her relegated to second place, and with direct control of the navy, the merchant fleet and the country's wealth. This was not theoretical — England had just been pulled into a French war on Spain's behalf during Mary's marriage to Philip, losing Calais, despite Parliament's efforts to limit his powers. Poker beats chess as a metaphor, and Sophie makes the case cheerfully rather than dogmatically. In chess you face one opponent; Elizabeth faced every head of state in Europe and occasionally her own subjects. She played her cards close, to the lasting frustration of even her closest advisors, and she bluffed — especially early on, when the assumption was that an unmarried queen of a militarily humiliated country would be invaded within the year unless she married a great power quickly. The serious contenders were the ones we still remember, plus some we don't. Robert Dudley; the French candidates including Alençon; Archduke Charles; and Frederick, Crown Prince of Denmark, who made real strategic sense — both Protestant, geographically close, and a combined Anglo-Danish grip on the shipping lanes would have been formidable. The long shots are better company. The Earl of Arundel, fabulously rich, spent thousands bribing his way closer to a queen who laughed at him behind her sleeve. Ivan the Terrible, whom most people don't realize was Elizabeth's contemporary, was on roughly his seventh wife. Eric of Sweden wrote for years as "your most loving Eric," complaining that four years of courtship felt like ten — his language so overheated that when the King of Denmark intercepted the letters he was simply baffled. And Adolf of Denmark was briefly a strong contender mainly because he was handsome, which was apparently reason enough to float several candidates. The Alençon courtship went further than any other and nearly became real. He was nineteen to her thirty-seven when it began, the youngest of four brothers and correspondingly ambitious, and one of the very few foreign suitors to actually make the trip. By his second visit she was forty-five — her last realistic chance to use the tactic. She promised to marry him before witnesses, he said the same, and they exchanged rings, which under Tudor practice meant they were married: no church service, no signature, just the words before witnesses. Ladies fainted. The Spanish ambassador reported home that this time she was serious. Spain relented, Elizabeth got what she wanted — and then had to extract herself, paying Alençon handsomely to leave and go fight his war in the Netherlands, with Dudley sent to make sure he actually went. Jean de Simier, Alençon's envoy, is the episode's great comic discovery. Sent to England partly because he'd just fled France after a duel over his brother's affair with his wife, he flirted outrageously with Elizabeth on his master's behalf, stole her nightcap from her bedchamber to send back to Alençon, was rumored to be having an affair with her, survived assassination attempts, switched to working for Elizabeth after quarrelling with another Frenchman — and when Cecil discovered he had been taking enormous Spanish bribes throughout, Elizabeth was so fond of him that she simply let it go. Elizabeth said she would never marry when she was eight, and said it again in her first address to Parliament, declaring she would remain a vestal virgin married to England. With hindsight, Sophie notes, it is baffling that everyone assumed otherwise. The closest we have to her strategy in writing is Walsingham's exasperation from Paris — essentially, I know what you're doing, and stringing the French along will not get you an alliance, it will just make them angry. Soundbites "It suddenly makes sense why she was inviting a suitor over from France. It's because her relationship with Spain was deteriorating and she wanted, basically, to not be invaded by a great power." "Fights were breaking out outside her rooms, in the corridors. The Danes used a heart pierced with arrows, and the Swedes used a heart pierced with javelins — and this was a diplomatic contretemps. There was a big fight. They had to be separated." "Here is an opportunity to basically conquer England, a pretty wealthy country, without any bloodshed." — Sophie on why Europe lost its head over Elizabeth's accession. "Chess, you only have one opponent — whereas Elizabeth was playing against every head of state, basically, in Europe, and sometimes also her own subjects." "He spent thousands and thousands of pounds bribing people trying to get close to her, and she just kind of laughed at him behind her sleeve." — on the Earl of Arundel. "He'd only been courting her for four years, but it felt like ten." — Eric of Sweden, whose letters were so florid that the King of Denmark intercepted them and couldn't work out what was going on. "She nicknamed him her frog, possibly because he had very small little fingers, like little froggy hands — which is slightly odd to think about." "For Tudors it technically meant that they were married. You didn't need a church service, you didn't need to sign anything. All you needed to do was say I will marry you, I will marry you, in front of witnesses, and you're done." "At one point the Spanish ambassador is just casually saying: maybe I'll assassinate this Italian spy. No — but actually, people might notice, so probably won't bother. I'll just intercept his letters." "Once you've played the card of a marriage, you can't play that card again. Whereas if you just keep promising, you get almost the same benefits — and then you can reuse the same card." Chapters 00:21 Welcome — A Guest Our Listeners Have Met Before 00:29 Sophie Shorland and The Lost Queen — Catherine of Braganza 00:40 THE NEW BOOK — All the Queen's Men 00:58 The Question That Hung Over the Entire Reign 01:03 Reframed: Not a Love Life, but Foreign Policy 01:22 From the Forgotten Queen to the Most Famous One 01:36 "Who Doesn't Want to Write a Book About Elizabeth?" 01:56 Was Her Reputation Deserved — Or Was She Just Lucky? 02:23 WHAT WAS MISSING FROM THE LITERATURE 02:41 The Focus on the Domestic Reign 02:57 Progresses, Tilts, and Apparently Random Decisions 03:04 The Menopause Theory 03:14 Add the Geopolitics and It Makes Sense 03:29 Not Wanting to Be Invaded by a Great Power 03:45 COURTSHIP AS FOREIGN POLICY 03:56 What Changes When You See It That Way 04:04 "A Bit of a Capricious Flirt" — The Old Characterization 04:19 The Strategy She Used Well Into Her Forties 04:35 1563 — MARGARET OF PARMA'S TRADE EMBARGO 04:49 Disastrous for English Wool 04:58 So She Courts the Habsburg Archduke Charles 05:18 Not Prescience, but Pattern 05:34 "TWENTY SEASONS OF THE BACHELOR AT ONCE" 05:48 Fights in the Corridors 06:07 Arrows vs. Javelins — A Diplomatic Contretemps 06:20 Why It Was Such a Huge Deal in Europe 06:37 Conquering England Without Bloodshed 06:44 Stumbling Over Ambassadors and Envoys 07:00 ENGLAND AS A EUROPEAN SWING STATE 07:10 Why Marrying Her Meant Winning England 07:17 Her Husband Would Head the Realm 07:32 The Navy, the Merchant Fleet, the Wealth 07:44 The Precedent — Mary, Philip, and the Loss of Calais 08:06 Parliament Tried to Limit His Powers and Couldn't 08:11 CHESS OR POKER? 08:23 One Opponent vs. Every Head of State in Europe 08:42 Cards Close to the Chest, Even From Her Advisors 08:59 A Big Fan of the Bluff 09:08 A Difficult Hand, Early in the Reign 09:18 The Assumption She'd Be Invaded Unless She Married Fast 09:27 THE FIELD OF SUITORS 09:44 The Serious Contenders 09:59 Frederick of Denmark, and Control of the Shipping Lanes 10:22 THE LONG SHOTS ARE MORE ENTERTAINING 10:31 The Earl of Arundel, Bribing His Way Nowhere 10:48 Ivan the Terrible, Eric the Mad, Adolf of Denmark 11:14 Candidates Floated Purely for Being Handsome 11:28 Ivan's Seventh Wife, and a Poor Track Record 11:47 HOW REAL WERE THEY? 12:08 Elements of Theatre in All the Courtships 12:31 Ivan's Competitiveness With Eric and Sweden 12:40 "Your Most Loving Eric" 12:56 Letters Intercepted by a Baffled King of Denmark 13:16 Ivan's Fury, and the Anglo-Russian Trade Rupture 13:47 Did Elizabeth Ever Enter Them in Good Faith? 14:02 FROG — The Duke of Alençon 14:12 Nineteen to Her Thirty-Seven 14:31 One of the Few Suitors to Actually Come to England 14:38 Convenient Timing — Spain Deteriorating Over Piracy 14:55 A Very Theatrical Flirtation 14:59 Little Froggy Hands 15:12 Lying Around All Morning in His Crimson Bed 15:28 By the Second Visit She Was Forty-Five 15:41 Her Last Chance to Use the Strategy 15:47 A Spanish Ambassador Who Had Seen It All Before 15:51 THE RINGS EXCHANGED BEFORE WITNESSES 15:59 Which, for Tudors, Meant They Were Married 16:13 Ladies Fainting; Spain Relenting 16:31 Awkwardly Disentangling Herself 16:39 Paying Him to Leave and Fight in the Netherlands 16:45 Dudley Sent to Make Sure He Went 16:54 Catherine de' Medici Furious With Her Son 17:10 Twenty-Three, Half Her Age, and Outclassed at Statecraft 17:25 JEAN DE SIMIER — The Ape 17:46 Flirting on His Master's Behalf 18:08 Why He Needed to Leave France in a Hurry 18:30 Stealing Her Nightcap to Send Back to Alençon 18:42 Rumors of an Affair 18:51 Quarrels, Defection, and Spanish Bribes 19:03 Elizabeth Was So Fond of Him She Let It Go 19:06 ROBERT DUDLEY 19:17 Playing the Role a King Would Have Played 19:33 Greeting the King of Sweden's Brother — And the Awkward Climb Down 19:55 Pushing for a Spanish Alliance, and Religious Concessions 20:11 An English Suitor Positioning Himself as a Foreign Prince 20:22 Offered to Mary Queen of Scots 20:35 1578 — DUDLEY MARRIES LETTICE KNOLLYS 20:43 Elizabeth Boxes Her Ears 20:47 "But One Sun Lights the East" 20:53 Her Father's Temper, and Real Jealousy 21:05 Dudley's Difficult Position — He Wanted an Heir 21:13 The Spooky Resemblance 21:26 Marrying the Queen's Doppelgänger, Who Is Also Her Cousin 22:00 THE TACTICS, STEP BY STEP 22:14 The Ring Exchange as the Peak — By Then Nobody Believed Her 22:24 Charming Whichever Ambassador She Wanted to Encourage 22:33 Baron Helfenstein, Boat Trips and Laughing at His Jokes 22:45 Asking for Portraits, and Descriptions of How Attractive He Was 23:02 THE MARRIAGE TREATIES 23:17 The Fleshed-Out Alençon Treaty 23:23 One Son Would Rule England and France 23:30 Two Sons, and the Crowns Split 23:42 Letting Them Be Drawn Up to Signal Seriousness 23:53 Then Invoking Religion to Withdraw 24:14 WHAT SINGLENESS BOUGHT ENGLAND 24:20 Permanent Flexibility; Always Available for an Alliance 24:30 Henry VIII Used the Same Trick With His Daughters 24:42 Mary Cottoned On and Lamented She'd Die a Maid 24:53 "Once You've Played the Card, You Can't Play It Again" 25:07 HER BODY AS DIPLOMATIC INTELLIGENCE 25:25 Always Being Looked At, Even as a Delegitimised Princess 25:42 The Spanish Ambassador Bribing Her Ladies to Inspect Her Sheets 25:49 How Openly People Discussed the Monarch's Body 26:04 Royal Autopsies and the Stories That Followed 26:23 Using It to Her Advantage 26:33 Called an Old Woman, She Danced Vigorously for the Ambassadors 26:53 DID SHE EVER DECIDE OUTRIGHT? 27:06 "I Will Never Marry" — Aged Eight 27:12 A Vestal Virgin, Married to England 27:26 Baffling, in Hindsight, That Anyone Assumed Otherwise 27:41 Walsingham's Exasperation From Paris 28:08 THE SPANISH ARMADA 28:28 It Came After Marriage Was Biologically Off the Table 28:47 Would She Have Opened Negotiations if She'd Been Twenty Years Younger? 29:00 A Secure French Alliance, and Mary Queen of Scots Beheaded 29:30 Confident Enough to Keep Antagonizing Spain 29:33 The English National Pastime 29:48 THE ARCHIVES 30:02 Catty, Casual Ambassadorial Reports 30:23 "Maybe I'll Assassinate This Italian Spy" 30:47 Cecil Running Rings Around a Naive Spanish Ambassador 31:10 THE SECRET WORLD 31:23 Letters, Codes and Messengers Waiting Outside the Door 31:38 Ambassadors Courting the Queen by Proxy 31:52 "I'm Sending You a Budget for Some Bribery" 32:03 Bribery as Entirely Normal 32:13 A Court Where Secrets Were Nearly Impossible 32:28 Gossip Written Down Just in Case 32:46 Did She Prefer the Ambassadors to Their Masters? 32:58 De Feria, and a Queen Who Respected a Good Plotter 33:17 BEYOND THE CATE BLANCHETT ELIZABETH 33:39 What the Films Get Right — Authority, and Commanding Men 33:57 THE MAKEUP MYTH 34:06 The Lead and the Rouge Almost Certainly Never Happened 34:13 Invented by a Jesuit Who Never Saw Her 34:21 Contemporaries Described a Very Fair Face 34:29 WHERE TO GO IN ELIZABETH'S FOOTSTEPS 34:50 Hatfield House — Where She Learned She Was Queen 35:00 Hever Castle — Anne Boleyn, and Anne of Cleves 35:15 Queen Elizabeth's Hunting Lodge, Epping Forest 35:49 The National Portrait Gallery and the Coronation Portrait 36:10 A Future Elizabethan Travel Episode? 36:17 RESCUING QUEENS FROM THE MARGINS 36:30 Diplomacy and Geopolitics as the Connecting Thread 36:50 Elizabeth Was Educated to Be a Diplomat 37:10 WHAT'S NEXT 37:27 The Duke of Anjou Elected King of Poland 37:34 And the Court Dwarf Who Brokered It 37:59 Wrap-Up Video Version

This is part of a special Jane Austen series, sponsored throughout by Strictly Jane Austen. It is one of Jonathan's favorite kinds of story: the man who talks an entire city into existence. Picture him arriving in Bath in the early 1700s — a chancer, a gambler, a womanizer, with no visible income, no rank, no property, and nothing to recommend him but charm, brilliant conversation, gold braid and an unmistakable white hat. Within a few years he has made himself the absolute monarch of the place. He writes the rules. He decides who dances with whom and when the evening ends. He turns a provincial spa town into the most fashionable destination in Britain. His name was Richard Nash, and everyone called him Beau. If you have read Northanger Abbey or Persuasion, you have walked through the world Beau Nash built — the Pump Room, the Lower Rooms, the ceremonies of introduction, the etiquette that governs whether Catherine Morland may even speak to Mr. Tilney. Dr. Moira Rudolf, historian of Georgian and Regency Bath, returns to introduce the man who wrote those rules, and the extraordinary trio who built the city he ruled. Along the way: the small debt and the pair of boots, two plays, a tobacco box and a fiddle Nash left behind at Oxford; the pageant that earned him a knighthood from William III, which he refused; the duel that vacated the post of Master of Ceremonies and handed him the city; the Brussels lace apron he tore from the waist of the Duchess of Queensbury and flung into the back benches, and her entirely good-humored apology; the royal princess told she could not dance after eleven; the fortune Ralph Allen made from reforming the postal service and then made again from the stone under Combe Down; the gravity railway that ran it down the hill with a nervous brakeman on the back; John Wood the Elder's plan to rebuild Bath as ancient Rome, and his death weeks after laying the foundation stone of the Circus; a full walk through a typical Bath day, from the six o'clock bath and the sweating cure to the Pump Room arrivals book and the supper boxes in the pleasure gardens; and the sorry end — a court case over a proto-roulette game called EO that cost Nash the city's trust and left him downsizing into his mistress's house. 🎀 OUR SPONSOR: STRICTLY JANE AUSTEN This Jane Austen series is brought to you by Strictly Jane Austen — Bath's most Austentatious travel company. 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Links Beau Nash — Bath Preservation Trust — context on the Georgian city Theatre Royal Bath — Nash's Sawclose house forms part of the present entrance, and Juliana Popjoy's house with its Beau Nash plaque stands next door Prior Park Landscape Garden — National Trust — Ralph Allen's "swagger mansion" above his quarries Combe Down Stone Mines — the subterranean quarries Allen bought Sham Castle, Bath — the eye-catcher on the hill, visible from Allen's townhouse The Circus, Bath — John Wood the Elder laid the foundation stone in 1754 and died weeks later Queen Square, Bath — Wood's first major extension beyond the Roman walls, begun 1728 Pulteney Bridge — Robert Adam's only completed building in Bath, begun 1769 Nash's Bath, and Austen's The Roman Baths & Pump Room — the present Pump Room opened in 1795, built around the remains of the 1706 one Thermae Bath Spa — the Cross Bath — one of the baths in use in both Nash's and Austen's day The Assembly Rooms, Bath — National Trust — the Upper Rooms, opened 1771, a decade after Nash died Sydney Gardens, Bath — the surviving pleasure garden, coming up in the next episode Sally Lunn's — reputedly trading in both Nash's and Austen's day The Jane Austen Centre, Bath Visit Bath — for Milsom Street, Terrace Walk, Great Pulteney Street and the rest Previous Episodes in This Series Robert Morrison on The Regency Years Dr. Moira Rudolf on scandal, duels and quack cures in Georgian Bath Dr. Gabrielle Malcolm on Austen's filming locations Theresa Roche on the people who made Jane Austen Dr. Gabrielle Malcolm on America's love affair with Jane Austen Anglotopia Friends of Anglotopia Club Anglotopia Store Takeaways Nash had every reason to amount to nothing. Born in Swansea in 1674 to a partner in a glassmaking firm and the daughter of a royalist soldier, schooled in Carmarthen, sent to Jesus College, Oxford to read law — and he left in 1692 without a degree, having abandoned a small debt and, by way of compensation, a pair of boots, two plays, a tobacco box and a fiddle. He did have the presence of mind to draw his allowance first. Oxford failed, the army failed, the law failed. His father bought him an army commission and he hated the regimented life; he enrolled at London's Middle Temple and developed his real niche instead — man about town. His fellow students concluded he must be a pirate or a privateer, since he plainly had no means of support, and he seems to have gone hungry to keep himself in gaudy clothes. He was offered a knighthood and turned it down. In 1695 he supervised a pageant at the Middle Temple in honor of William III; the King was so charmed that a knighthood followed. Moira thinks the refusal is the key to everything that came after — that Nash had already worked out he would rather be a king somewhere small than a knight in somebody else's story. Bath's unique asset is that its water comes out of the ground hot. Moira counts at least 26 spa towns in Britain, and all the others artificially heat cold springs. Bath's arises naturally hot, with a legendary reputation for curing, and when Nash arrived around 1702 the city was a quiet backwater of genteel invalids with a growing sideline as a marriage market. The potential was obvious to anyone who looked. His break came through a duel. Captain Webster, the Master of Ceremonies whose assistant Nash had become, was killed in 1705 — and Nash was elected to the honorary, unsalaried post that effectively handed him the city. He could not have done it alone, and the other two legs of the Bath Triumvirate are just as remarkable. Ralph Allen arrived from Cornwall in 1712, aged nineteen, already admired for reforming the Cornish post office; he made his first fortune reforming England's postal service with a cross-post system so mail no longer had to travel to London to be sorted, then made a second from the stone under Combe Down. Prior Park and Sham Castle were, in effect, advertisements for Bath stone — and he even built an early gravity railway to run the stone down to Ralph Allen Wharf, with a nervous brakeman riding the back to control the descent. John Wood the Elder was trying to rebuild Bath as ancient Rome on the soil of Bath. He gave us Queen Square in 1728, the first significant extension beyond the Roman walls, designed a forum that was never built where North and South Parade now are, and laid the foundation stone of the Circus in 1754 — then died weeks later at fifty, of suspected overwork. His son John Wood the Younger finished the Circus and went on to build much of the rest. Nash's reforms were practical before they were social: a band of London musicians funded by subscription and a rake-off from the gambling tables, better communications in and around the city, a new set of Assembly Rooms — the Lower Rooms, since lost — for dancing, cards and indoor promenading in bad weather, residents compelled on pain of a fine to light lanterns from 14 September to 25 March, and the sedan chairmen brought under regulation. The rules themselves were the real invention: a community where rank and background were respected, but conduct was governed by affability and politeness so that people from different walks of life could mingle at balls and assemblies. He enforced them on everybody. He tore a Brussels lace apron worth 500 guineas from the waist of the Duchess of Queensbury and flung it into the back benches with the reproof that "none but Abigails appear in white aprons" — and she, being good-tempered, was amused and begged the King of Bath's pardon. He forbade Princess Amelia to dance past eleven with the line that defines him: "You are a princess, Madam, but in Bath I am the king." Gambling made him and gambling ruined him. When a 1730s law banned games using numbers, entrepreneurs invented EO — evens and odds, a forerunner of roulette — and Nash became entangled in it. He claimed he had been underpaid by the inventors; there was a court case; people began to distrust him. In grave financial difficulty, he downsized from his Sawclose house into his mistress Juliana Popjoy's, and died in 1761 at eighty-six. Moira's verdict is the opposite of the sceptics': his achievements are underestimated, not exaggerated. Soundbites "He seems to have left behind him a small debt, and perhaps compensation in the shape of a pair of boots, two plays, a tobacco box and a fiddle. Though I have to say, he had the presence of mind to draw his allowance, which had only just been paid to him." — Moira on Nash leaving Oxford. "His fellow students in Middle Temple felt that he was some sort of pirate or privateer, because he had no apparent means of financial support." "It does seem as though he endured hardship and hunger as a result of keeping himself in his fine, rather gaudy clothing." "His particular specialty was extravagant self-promotion through oft-repeated anecdotes." "Here moneyed men pass for men of worth, and wealthy cits may hide plebeian birth. Here man devoid of cash may live with ease, appear genteel… and married ladies in their husbands' view may freely flirt and boast their conquests too." — Thomas Haynes Bayly's verse on Bath, read by Moira. "In Bath the water arises from the ground already wonderfully hot, and with legendary curative facilities." "He tore this from the Duchess of Queensbury's waist at an assembly and threw it into the back benches, with a strong reproof: none but Abigails appear in white aprons." — Moira on an apron worth 500 guineas. "No. In Bath I am the king. You are a princess, Madam, but in Bath I am the king." — Nash to Princess Amelia, who had asked to keep dancing past eleven. "The front bench was reserved for the young, beautiful and marriageable. While the older ladies — and in Georgian terms that really meant anyone over the age of about 25 — and children be content with a second bench, as being passed, or not yet come to perfection." "I don't believe that he was overestimated. I think a lot of people underestimate what his real achievements were — because without Nash, we wouldn't have the ordered society that people attending for the season had come to expect." Chapters 00:21 Welcome & Our Sponsor — Strictly Jane Austen 01:03 THE MAN WHO TALKED A CITY INTO EXISTENCE 01:12 A Chancer, a Gambler, a Womanizer 01:19 Charm, Gold Braid and an Unmistakable White Hat 01:23 Absolute Monarch Within a Few Years 01:45 "His Name Was Richard Nash, and Everyone Called Him Beau" 01:47 If You've Read Northanger Abbey, You've Walked Through His World 02:03 Meet Dr. Moira Rudolf — And a Promise This Won't Be Dry 02:29 WHO WAS BEAU NASH? 02:39 The Self-Styled King of Bath 02:50 Modest Birth — Glassmaking and a Royalist Soldier's Daughter 03:14 Swansea, Carmarthen, and a Father Who Wanted Him in the Law 03:35 Jesus College, Oxford — And Leaving Without a Degree 04:01 The Debt, the Boots, Two Plays, a Tobacco Box and a Fiddle 04:20 But He Drew His Allowance First 04:30 THE SOURCES — Edith Sitwell and Oliver Goldsmith 04:54 Oxford: Far More Interested in Being a Man About Town 05:16 A Proposal at Seventeen, and What Followed 05:36 An Army Commission He Hated 05:45 The Middle Temple, and Finding His Real Niche 06:05 "Some Sort of Pirate or Privateer" 06:27 Hardship and Hunger, to Keep Up the Clothes 06:42 HIS CHARACTER — Kindness, Generosity, and Self-Promotion 07:07 The Oft-Repeated Anecdote as a Specialty 07:16 THE PAGEANT FOR WILLIAM III, 1695 07:41 A Knighthood Offered — And Refused 07:55 Why That Led Him to Bath, and to Captain Webster 08:19 A VERSE ABOUT BATH — Thomas Haynes Bayly 08:51 "Here Moneyed Men Pass for Men of Worth" 09:29 Husbands Weary of Domestic Strife, and Flirting Spinsters 09:49 What the Verse Tells Us About Bath 10:01 Why Nash Was Drawn There 11:11 What Set Him Apart — Showmanship and the Public Mood 10:32 Bath in 1702 — A Quiet Backwater for Genteel Cures 11:01 But the Potential Was There 11:55 WHY LEAVE LONDON FOR A BACKWATER? 12:10 Bath's Unique Naturally Hot Mineral Water 11:31 At Least 26 Spa Towns — And All the Others Heat Cold Springs 12:08 Legendary Curative Facilities 12:12 Already a Marriage Market 12:28 The Potential to Set Rules — And Team Up With the Right People 12:46 HOW MUCH OF IT WAS SELF-INVENTION? 13:07 The Ability to Make People Believe in Him 13:47 A Talent for Getting to Know the Right People 13:47 THE BATH TRIUMVIRATE 14:04 Understanding the Economic Realities of the City 14:13 A Reputation for Gambling, Which Suited Him 14:23 And a Great Deal Wrong With the City 15:02 His Vision: Assembly, Affability, Good Manners, All Walks of Life 15:33 Were His Successes Exaggerated? Moira Thinks Not 15:33 1705 — A DUEL VACATES THE POST 16:00 Captain Webster Killed; Nash Elected Master of Ceremonies 16:00 Honorary, Non-Salaried — And Enormously Powerful 16:00 RALPH ALLEN ARRIVES, 1712 16:34 Nineteen, From Cornwall, Already Known for Postal Reform 16:52 Deputy Postmaster — And a First Fortune From Cross Posts 17:51 BATH STONE 18:08 Buying the Subterranean Quarries at Combe Down 18:22 The Townhouse Off Terrace Walk, and Sham Castle 18:52 Both of Them Advertisements for Bath Stone 19:00 Prior Park — A Huge Swagger Mansion 19:17 An Endless Supply of Stone for John Wood the Elder 19:48 THE GRAVITY RAILWAY 20:45 A Very Nervous Brakeman on the Back 21:01 Ralph Allen Wharf, and Onward to Bristol 21:25 JOHN WOOD THE ELDER 21:33 Ancient Rome on the Soil of Bath 21:45 Prior Park, and a Falling-Out 21:56 Queen Square — Beyond the Roman Walls 22:06 The Forum That Was Never Built 22:26 1754 — The Circus Foundation Stone, Then Death at Fifty 22:49 Finished by John Wood the Younger 23:00 NASH'S EARLY IMPROVEMENTS 23:05 A Band of London Musicians, Funded by Subscription 23:19 And a Rake-Off From the Gambling Tables 23:27 THE LOWER ROOMS — Since Lost 23:54 Dancing, Refreshments, Cards, Indoor Promenading 24:10 Breakfast by the River 24:23 Lanterns From September to March, on Pain of a Fine 24:52 Overthrows, Iron Baskets, and Primitive Street Lighting 25:27 Regulating the Sedan Chairmen 25:55 THE RULES TO BE OBSERVED AT BATH 26:02 Rank Respected, Conduct Governed by Affability 26:26 Dictating How People Behaved in Their Own Leisure Time 26:46 And Not Just the Lowly 26:57 THE DUCHESS OF QUEENSBURY'S APRON 27:07 Brussels Lace, 500 Guineas 27:30 "None But Abigails Appear in White Aprons" 28:06 She Was Amused, and Begged His Pardon 28:37 Sitwell's Evidence of a Considerate Nature 28:53 PRINCESS AMELIA, FORBIDDEN TO DANCE 29:02 The Musicians Stopped on the Stroke of Eleven 29:31 "You Are a Princess, Madam, But in Bath I Am the King" 29:46 Duelling Exiled Beyond the Roman Walls 29:58 No Swords, No Boots at Balls 30:10 EVEN THE SEATING WAS PRESCRIBED 30:21 The Front Bench, Like Paris Fashion Week 30:34 The Young, Beautiful and Marriageable 30:45 "Anyone Over the Age of About 25" 31:02 "Passed, or Not Yet Come to Perfection" 31:06 And That's Where "Wallflower" Comes From 31:27 A DAY IN GEORGIAN BATH 31:51 The Season Ran October to May — And Why Winter, Not Summer 32:19 Open Ranges, Coal Fires and Summer Smogs 33:16 Winter Was More Bracing, and Better for You 33:25 Bathing Between Six and Eight 33:41 The King's Bath, the Vanished Queen's Bath, the Cross and the Hot 34:33 Fifteen Minutes, Then Wrapped in Towels 35:01 Carried Back and Put to Bed to Sweat It Out 35:21 Up, Smartened, and Off to Breakfast 35:34 Sally Lunn's, the Bath Bun and the Bath Oliver 36:13 Dressed to See and Be Seen 36:33 THE PUMP ROOM — The 1706 One, Not Today's 37:19 Funded by Gambling and Subscription 37:36 The Pumper, and What His Job Was 37:53 A Promenading Area, Not a Restaurant 38:24 THE ARRIVALS BOOK 38:49 You Could Tell a Great Deal From an Address 38:53 Catherine Morland Checks Up on Mr. Tilney 39:23 Respectable Clergyman, Not the Brigand She'd Hoped For 39:32 Lodging in Milsom Street — Then Only 15 or 20 Years Old 39:58 THE PLEASURE GARDENS 40:04 Harrison's Rooms, 1709 — Later the Lower Rooms 40:34 "Lower" Means Down the Hill, Not Lower Status 40:52 Though Then as Now, Up the Hill Costs More 41:06 Where They Stood — Terrace Walk and Parade Gardens 42:06 A Ballroom, a Card Room and a Tea Room 42:21 HARRISON'S WALKS 42:55 Outdoor Supper Boxes 43:10 Serpentine Paths Down to the River 43:19 Useful for Escaping a Strict Chaperone 43:26 Serenading Musicians, and an Area for Dancing 43:35 WHERE MR. KING INTRODUCES MR. TILNEY 44:15 Sydney Gardens — Coming in the Next Episode 44:45 Shopping, Window Shopping, Afternoon Tea, Dinner 45:16 ENTER JANE AUSTEN 45:32 Why the Rules Outlasted Nash 45:37 Nash Dies in 1761, Aged 86 45:52 Captain Wade — The Immaculate Wade, the Bath Adonis 46:12 Compromised by a Divorce, and a Retreat to Tunbridge Wells 46:46 Jane Would Have Known Harrison's Rooms 46:55 The Experiences She Gives Catherine Morland, She Had Herself 47:13 Working on Northanger Abbey in 1799, Staying With Edward 47:36 The 1706 Pump Room, Extended in the 1730s 48:16 THE NEW PUMP ROOM, 1795 48:42 Built Around the Old One, Which Stayed Open Throughout 48:57 What Jane Knew — And What Post-Dated Nash 49:08 The Upper Rooms Opened 1771, a Decade After His Death 49:24 Nash Knew of the Plan 49:37 Robert Adam, and Pulteney Bridge 49:59 The Rooms of "Augustan Splendor" That Were Never Built 50:36 The Baths Jane Knew 50:53 Queen Square, and the Royal Crescent 51:31 Great Pulteney Street — Which Nash Never Saw 51:45 FINAL THOUGHTS ON BEAU NASH 52:03 "I Don't Believe That He Was Overestimated" 52:17 Without Nash, No Ordered Society for the Season 52:49 THE SORRY END 52:57 It Was the Gambling That Spoiled Everything 53:08 A 1730s Law Banning Numbers in Gambling 53:26 EO — EVENS AND ODDS, A Forerunner of Roulette 53:40 Underpaid by the Inventors, and a Court Case 54:12 People Begin to Distrust Him 54:29 Grave Financial Difficulty 54:36 Downsizing From Sawclose to Juliana Popjoy's House 54:58 His House Is Now Part of the Theatre Royal Entrance 55:06 The Plaque on Juliana's House 55:24 Read Goldsmith, Read Sitwell 55:34 Generous, Good-Natured, Charming, Highly Entertaining 55:51 The Anecdotes Still Came Across Fresh 56:00 What He Wanted for Bath 57:05 "We've Got to Save Something for the Next Episode" 57:07 Wrap-Up & Our Sponsor Video Version

Jonathan is finally ready to talk about it. After fifteen years of wanting to, a year of preparation and nine days of walking, he completed the Hadrian's Wall Path National Trail — coast to coast across the neck of England, from Wallsend in the east to Bowness-on-Solway in the west, following a line a Roman emperor drew across Britain nearly two thousand years ago. This is the full account: what it was actually like, what he learned, the glorious bits and the genuinely hard bits, and whether you should do it too. The honest version includes a first leg out of Newcastle that was frankly a disappointment — graffiti on every information board, burnt-out shopping trolleys, an industrial hum he recognized from growing up near the Indiana steel mills. It includes three cafés and leisure centers that turned out to be shut when he arrived starving. It includes a thousand-foot climb he's not sure he could have managed if he hadn't broken the first day in half, and a final fifteen-mile stretch across open marshland with no shade and cars passing at sixty that was, he says plainly, the hardest day of the whole thing. But it also includes the day that made the entire walk worth it: a tiny church alone on a hill at Heavenfield, sheltered from a ferocious wind by ancient trees, empty, silent, and one of the most beautiful places he has ever been. And a man in a lay-by whose entire job is selling two-pound cups of tea to walkers, who became his hero. And honesty sheds with kettles and PayPal QR codes. And a communal dinner with eleven strangers at a Lanercost B&B that he dreaded and which turned out to be one of his favorite evenings of the trip. And standing at the little hut at Bowness with Scotland in the distance, phoning his wife in tears. Plus the practical stuff: how the self-guided model actually works, why you will walk considerably more than 84 miles, why distance is a bad measure of difficulty, and what he'd tell you to do differently. 🥾 OUR SPONSOR: MACS ADVENTURE This episode is brought to you by Macs Adventure — the self-guided walking and cycling specialists who planned and booked Jonathan's entire Hadrian's Wall walk and made it possible. The self-guided model is the reason a walk like this is achievable for someone who isn't a hardened hiker. You walk at your own pace, on your own, but everything else is arranged: a bed booked every night along the route, breakfast included, and — the genuinely magic part — luggage transfer, so you leave your bag at reception each morning and it appears at your next stay while you carry only a day pack. You also get their app, which handles navigation, distance, pace, elevation profiles and a written briefing for each day including where to find food and facilities. There's a 24-hour emergency line if things go wrong. As Jonathan puts it: you still have to walk every hard mile yourself, and nobody carries you. But the logistics are handled by a staff of people who have done these walks themselves, and that is what makes it manageable. Hadrian's Wall Path — East to West — 9 days, 8 nights (the direction Jonathan walked) Hadrian's Wall Path — West to East — 9 days, 8 nights, with the prevailing weather and sun at your back Best of Hadrian's Wall Path — shorter options if you want the finest central section without the full coast-to-coast All Macs Adventure Hadrian's Wall itineraries Book one a year ahead if you can — there is a limited stock of accommodation near the trail, and Jonathan's was booked the October before he walked. Links The Trail Itself Hadrian's Wall Path National Trail — the official trail site Hadrian's Wall Path Passport — £6, stamped at points along the route, with the fee going toward maintaining the trail AD 122 Hadrian's Wall Bus — the seasonal bus along the central section, and a perfectly honorable way to skip a stretch SplashMaps — the fabric maps that also sponsored the walk, and which everyone along the trail admired East End — Newcastle & Wallsend Segedunum Roman Fort, Wallsend — the museum at the trail's eastern terminus, where you buy the passport Tynemouth Priory and Castle — English Heritage — the spiritual start of the Wall, even though the trail doesn't reach it Tynemouth Station Market — the antique and flea market in the railway station Heddon-on-the-Wall to Chollerford Wylam Waggonway — the old colliery waggonway, now a walking route through the woods George Stephenson's Birthplace — National Trust — the cottage on the Waggonway, worth a detour Corbridge Roman Town — English Heritage St Andrew's Church, Corbridge — the Roman arch scavenged into a Saxon tower St Oswald's Church, Heavenfield — the church alone on the hill, and the emotional high point of the walk Battle of Heavenfield — Oswald of Northumbria's victory, AD 633/634, after which he was later canonized The Central Section — The Best of It Chesters Roman Fort — English Heritage Carrawburgh / Brocolitia Temple of Mithras — English Heritage Housesteads Roman Fort — English Heritage — the largest fort on the Wall, and where Jonathan bought the stocking cap that saved his ears Winshields Crags — the highest point on the Wall, with its Ordnance Survey trig point The Twice Brewed Inn — the inn in the middle of nowhere, with its own brewery and stargazing Kielder Observatory — the major Northumberland observatory, further north in Kielder Forest Northumberland International Dark Sky Park Into Cumbria — Gilsland to the Sea Lanercost Priory — English Heritage — the ruin with a working church still inside it Abbey Farm House, Lanercost — Charlotte's B&B, the communal dinner, and the best night's stay of the trip Abbey Farm House photography workshops — Charlotte is an award-winning photographer Carlisle Cathedral — whose bells rang Jonathan out of town on the final morning St Mary's Church, Beaumont — said to be the only church built directly on Hadrian's Wall St Michael's Church, Burgh by Sands — where Edward I lay in state after dying nearby in July 1307 Bowness-on-Solway — the western terminus, and the little shelter where the trail begins and ends Coming Soon A series of roughly ten daily episodes recorded on the trail each evening, going much deeper into the day-to-day Anglotopia Friends of Anglotopia Club Anglotopia Store Takeaways The official distance is 84 miles. Jonathan's actual total was closer to 120. The gap comes from everything the trail map doesn't count: hotels that aren't on the route, walking into town to find dinner, a B&B half a mile from the nearest pub, and the two miles in Carlisle spent hunting for a restaurant that could seat him. If you're thinking "it's only 84 miles," adjust. Distance is a poor measure of how hard a day will be. Some of the shortest days — six or seven miles — were the most punishing, because of relentless climbing and descending. One of the longest was comparatively easy. Look at the elevation profile, not the mileage. Breaking the first day in half was the single best decision of the trip. The official day one is fifteen miles. Doing the first five on the afternoon you arrive in Newcastle leaves ten for the next day — and Jonathan is genuinely unsure he could have completed that day's thousand-foot climb otherwise. The first leg out of Wallsend is the least lovely part of the whole trail, and you should not judge the walk by it. Every information board was graffitied or damaged beyond reading. There was trash and burnt-out shopping trolleys. It's paved and easy but you can't see anything. It gets dramatically more beautiful after that — so keep going. Luggage transfer is transformative and you don't appreciate it until it's gone. Jonathan describes watching the van carry his bag past him on day seven and thinking only "stop, let me get in the truck." The morning after finishing, he instinctively rushed to pack for a transfer that no longer existed, and the luggage was suddenly his problem again. There is an entire economy of small kindnesses along the Wall, and it carries you as much as the logistics do. Tea vans parked in lay-bys. Honesty sheds with kettles, fridges, snacks and a tin for your money or a PayPal link. Ice cream vans in unexpected places. Jonathan's firm conclusion: the days with plenty of tea stops were dramatically easier than the days without, and that is not really about the tea. Stop when you can, and take the full hour. Jonathan found the afternoons after a proper sit-down were far better than the afternoons he tried to push through. The refreshment gets scarcer the further west you go, so never walk past tea assuming there'll be more. Learn to manage blisters before you leave. Jonathan had done a year of training but not enough long-distance walking to discover that he blisters at seven or eight miles, mostly on his left foot, which is a different size from his right. He had to learn the technique on the trail. Cared for properly — drained each night, aired out, dressed for the morning — blisters barely hurt. Cared for badly, they become open sores and a real problem. There is no prize for walking every step. Taxis are easy to find along the whole route, Uber works, and two buses cover the trail between them for about three pounds. If your body has had enough for the day, get on the bus — it is enough to simply be there doing it. Jonathan chose to walk the whole thing, saw the bus repeatedly and was tempted, but didn't. That was his choice, not a rule. The average walker Jonathan met was over sixty and doing this in retirement, which left him grateful to be doing it relatively young — and with a message for anyone putting it off. Stop waiting and just do it. You'll earn every view, and you'll never forget it. Soundbites "There's a slight madness to doing this walk. I'm an American — Americans are famously carbrained. Why would you walk somewhere when you could drive there? And that's kind of what made it worth doing." "I saw the luggage transfer van essentially take my bag past me, and all I could think is: stop, let me get in the truck and go with my bag." — Jonathan on day seven. "Don't let the lazy part of your brain tell you this sucks. Because it doesn't suck. It's hard. But it's amazing that your body can do this, and it's amazing you get to be in these landscapes." "You can sit there in the sanctuary and all you hear is the wind and the surrounding hills and silence. It was such an unexpected, peaceful place to have all to yourself. And I was like — this is why I'm doing this walk." — Jonathan on the church at Heavenfield. "I called my wife and said: honey, this was the perfect day. This was the kind of day I dreamed about since I set out to do this fifteen years ago." "In the back of the van was a full service tea shop. His job is he sits in this lay-by and serves tea to walkers. I cannot tell you how happy I was that this man was there to sell me a cup of tea. Two pounds. He was my hero that day." "It blows my freaking mind that this pub in the middle of nowhere in England has been brewing beer since long before America was in the glimmer of an eye of anybody." — Jonathan at the Twice Brewed Inn. "I saw a sign that said Carlisle 35 miles, and I realized I had to walk that 35 miles. If I was driving it would take 35 minutes. But no — it's actually going to take me two or three days. You start thinking about distance differently." "The wall is lined with small human kindnesses, and they carry you as much as the logistics do. There's an entire economy of businesses facilitating people doing this dream walk. That's a really beautiful thing." "I called my wife and said: I made it. I'm here. I made it the whole walk. And I literally broke down in tears. I'd been wanting to do this for fifteen years and I'd finally done it. My body let me do it." Chapters 00:21 "I'm Finally Ready to Talk About It" 00:35 Why This Episode Took Until October 00:59 What I Actually Did — Coast to Coast, 84 Miles, Nine Days 01:34 OUR SPONSOR — Macs Adventure, and Why the Walk Was Possible 02:39 WHAT IS HADRIAN'S WALL? — AD 122 and Emperor Hadrian 03:03 A Fuzzy Border and a Projection of Roman Power 03:45 The Trail vs. the Wall — Where They Diverge 04:34 WHY I DID THIS — Fifteen Years of Starting and Stopping 05:23 A Year of Preparation, Sponsors and Logistics 05:57 The Slight Madness of Walking Somewhere 06:09 "Americans Are Famously Carbrained" 07:03 HOW THE SELF-GUIDED MODEL WORKS 07:31 It Does Not Mean Camping 07:47 Quintin Lake Did It in Four Days — It Took Me Nine 08:00 A Bed Every Night, Breakfast Included 08:28 LUGGAGE TRANSFER — The Magic Bit 09:04 "Stop, Let Me Get in the Truck" 09:19 And Then Suddenly the Luggage Is Your Problem Again 09:38 You Don't Choose Your Hotels — And Why That's Fine 10:03 Book a Year Ahead 10:32 This Is the Overview — A Daily Series Is Coming 11:02 THE MACS ADVENTURE APP 11:44 Honest Framing — Nobody Carries You 12:34 THE WALK BEGINS 12:39 East to West or West to East? 13:41 DAY ZERO — Breaking the First Fifteen Miles in Half 14:16 Why Doing Five Miles on Arrival Day Saved Me 15:48 YOU WILL WALK MORE THAN 84 MILES 16:33 Closer to 120 — And Where the Extra Comes From 17:23 "It's Only 84 Miles" — It Is Further Than You Think 18:03 Exploring Newcastle, Then the Metro to Tynemouth 18:46 The Ruined Priory, the Bluff, and the Beach I Didn't Reach 19:05 WALLSEND AND SEGEDUNUM 19:20 The Hadrian's Wall Passport — £6 and the First Stamp 20:11 Skipping the Museum to Get Started 20:38 THE FIRST LEG WAS A DISAPPOINTMENT 20:59 Graffiti on Every Information Board 21:19 Trash, Burnt-Out Trolleys and an Industrial Hum 21:45 Walking Alone, and Meeting People Finishing 22:23 Were the Signs Bad? Not Really — They Were Damaged 22:47 Down the Zigzag to the Tyne 23:14 The First Shut Café 24:09 Into Central Newcastle on a Match Day 24:41 A Mile Uphill to the Hotel, and Nothing Left 25:31 Three Orders, Nothing Available 26:04 DAY TWO — Taxi to the Trailhead 26:35 Leaving Newcastle Behind 27:05 The Leisure Centre Was Shut Too 27:18 Rescued by a Lidl, and a £14 Picnic 27:43 Crossing the A1 Where I'd Once Driven 28:18 SUDDENLY, OPEN COUNTRYSIDE 28:35 Birdsong, and the Moment I'd Trained a Year For 29:06 The Wylam Waggonway 29:51 A 500-Foot Climb to Heddon-on-the-Wall 30:27 Self-Catering, and a Mile Each Way to the Pub 31:10 The First Pub Was Closing, So I Walked Further 31:26 Calling a Taxi, and Refusing to Walk Back Up 31:54 DAY THREE — Heddon-on-the-Wall to Corbridge 32:04 My First Real Sightings of the Wall 32:21 Squat, Mundane, and Buried in the Landscape 32:38 Third Straight Day — "Don't Let the Lazy Part of Your Brain Win" 33:17 Lunch at the Robin Hood Inn 33:41 My Pace vs. the Distances 34:02 THE PASSPORT SAGA BEGINS — I Forgot the Stamp 34:22 Too Exhausted to Notice Corbridge Was Lovely 34:51 DAY FOUR — The Perfect Day 35:27 Why I Needed This Day 35:41 Exploring Corbridge Properly 35:54 A Roman Arch in a Saxon Tower, and the Vicar's Pele 36:24 The Church to Myself 36:42 Taxi to the Trailhead, Then Steak and Ale Pie 37:00 Walking Into a Ferocious Wind 37:29 The Landscape Was Astonishing in Every Direction 37:46 THE CHURCH IN THE FIELD 38:07 The Battle of Heavenfield, and Oswald 38:31 Leaving the Trail to Walk Up to It 39:10 Alone in a Church That Is Never Locked 39:30 Wind, Silence, and Centuries-Old Trees 39:47 "This Is Why I'm Doing This Walk" 40:16 Calling My Wife — "This Was the Perfect Day" 40:38 And a Bathtub, With Epsom Salts 41:10 English Paradise 41:21 DAY FIVE — The Picture Postcard Day 41:30 The Wall as Constant Company 42:00 The Most Incredible Walk I've Ever Taken 42:17 Chesters Roman Fort, Tea and Cake 42:48 THE TEA VAN HERO 43:32 The Days With Tea Were the Easier Days 43:46 Brocolitia, and a Second Tea Van 44:03 HOUSESTEADS — The Largest Fort on the Wall 44:30 People Walking on the Wall, and My Tutting 44:37 The Cold Became a Problem 44:47 Buying the Stocking Cap That Saved My Ears 45:00 Using the Wall to Steady Your Step 45:17 Seeing the Crag and the Lake in the Distance 45:51 Walking Through Tolkien 46:02 Natural Stairs Worn Into Vertiginous Hills 46:21 Wishing I'd Brought Walking Poles 46:43 SYCAMORE GAP 46:56 The Kevin Costner Robin Hood Connection 47:40 Felled in the Dark, and the Men Who Went to Prison 47:55 The Fenced Stump, and the Green Shoots 48:15 Emotional and Sad — But Still Beautiful 48:29 THE TWICE BREWED INN 48:44 The Middle of Nowhere, and an Observatory 48:53 A Dark Sky Reserve, and a Cloudy Night 49:15 Brewing Here Since Long Before America Existed 49:46 DAY SIX — Up to the Highest Point 49:58 Winshields Crags 50:26 The Trig Point, and Seeing for Miles 50:48 Earning Every Step of the View 51:26 Nowhere to Have Lunch, and Regretting No Packed Lunch 52:04 Arriving in Gilsland 52:18 A B&B in Someone's Home, and Another Walk to the Pub 52:48 THE MOST SUBLIME EXTRA MILE 53:08 Woodsmoke, Silence, and a Train Every Few Minutes 53:33 The Laundry Problem, Solved for £15 54:04 DAY SEVEN — Easier Is Relative 54:28 Walking the Railway Line, and Crossing a Live Track 54:51 Gilsland's Campaign to Reopen Its Station 55:09 THE LAST DAY OF THE WALL ITSELF 55:35 Swimming in Tea — The Honesty Sheds 56:12 "I Came, I Saw, I Blistered" 56:28 Blisters, Briefly 56:36 THE RAINIEST DAY 57:02 Soaked by the Time I Reached Lanercost 57:16 LANERCOST PRIORY — A Ruin With a Church Inside It 57:54 Tea in the Rain, Waiting for Check-In 58:14 Charlotte's B&B, and the Best Stay of the Trip 58:41 An Award-Winning Photographer Who Now Hosts Walkers 59:13 THE COMMUNAL DINNER I DREADED 59:44 Lasagna, and Eleven Strangers 01:00:14 Why It Became One of My Favorite Evenings 01:00:33 The Walk Is Isolating — This Was a Change of Pace 01:01:12 DAY EIGHT — To Carlisle, With No More Wall 01:01:21 Red Sandstone, and Why the Wall Didn't Survive Here 01:01:58 One of the Least Enjoyable Days 01:02:04 Sunburn, Abandoned Farms, and a Museum I Skipped 01:02:40 The Germans Who Said "Only Three More Hours" 01:03:04 Walking Into a City Again 01:03:23 Saturday Night in Carlisle With No Reservation 01:03:47 Two Extra Miles Looking for Dinner 01:04:00 "You Don't Look Like a Cheeky Boy" 01:04:29 THE FINAL DAY — Fifteen Miles to the Sea 01:05:07 Church Bells Ushering Me Out of Carlisle 01:05:40 Village to Village Through Farmland 01:05:51 St Mary's, Beaumont — The Only Church Built on the Wall 01:06:12 Sunday Roast at the Greyhound Inn 01:06:43 EDWARD I DIED HERE 01:07:07 The Final Seven Miles 01:07:15 Walking to the Edge of the World 01:07:33 The Marshland, the Road, and the Cars at Sixty 01:08:14 Sixteen Miles, Not Fifteen 01:08:33 THE END OF THE TRAIL 01:08:45 The Hut at Bowness-on-Solway 01:08:51 Someone Could Tell I Was Having a Moment 01:08:59 "I Made It" — And Breaking Down in Tears 01:09:31 And Still Having to Walk to the Hotel 01:09:47 Waking Up Done 01:10:08 THE BUS BACK — Three Pounds and a Revelation 01:10:46 Marvelling at the Automobile 01:10:59 Seeing the Bus and Not Getting On 01:11:14 LESSONS FROM THE WALK 01:11:29 Every Day Is a New Walk 01:11:59 You Earn a Dividend 01:12:23 Distance Is Not a Measure of Difficulty 01:12:39 Thinking About Distance Differently 01:12:58 Kindness and Community on the Trail 01:13:32 Gratitude, and a Nudge to Stop Waiting 01:13:54 Landscapes I Don't Have at Home 01:14:28 TIPS IF YOU WANT TO DO THIS 01:14:28 Don't Judge It by Day One 01:14:42 Taxis and Buses Exist 01:15:13 Stop for Tea — Always 01:15:37 Give Your Body a Chance to Recuperate 01:16:03 Feet First — Learn Blisters Before You Go 01:17:11 What to Pack 01:17:47 Get the Passport and Stamp It 01:18:04 Pace It — It's Not a Race 01:18:32 Let Macs Adventure Handle the Logistics 01:18:53 WRAP-UP 01:19:02 One Very Tired But Very Happy American 01:19:16 "Do It. Don't Wait." 01:19:27 The Cotswold Way Next? 01:19:29 Thanks to Macs Adventure 01:19:53 The Daily Series Is Coming Video Version

This is Episode 5 of a special six-part Jane Austen series, sponsored throughout by Strictly Jane Austen. It is, when you stop to think about it, one of the strangest love affairs in literary history. Here is a country founded on tearing up the rule book of aristocracy, of inherited rank, of who married whom — a nation that fought a war precisely to be free of all of it. And what does it do? It falls utterly and permanently for a clergyman's daughter from Hampshire who wrote six novels about the English gentry. Americans fill ballrooms in Regency gowns. They queue for Chawton. They've given the world Clueless, Bridget Jones, and Mr. Darcy fighting zombies. Mark Twain loathed her so passionately he said he wanted to dig her up — and lost, comprehensively, to his own countrymen. Jonathan Thomas is joined by Dr. Gabrielle Malcolm, who holds a PhD from the University of Kent, is the author of Fan Phenomena: Jane Austen and There's Something About Darcy, and is the creative director of Strictly Jane Austen — so there is nobody better placed to explain what draws people across an ocean to walk in Austen's footsteps. The conversation starts with the tote bag that started it all: Gabrielle moved to Bath, saw students and tourists carrying bags reading "I ♥ Darcy," and realized no other character in English literature could possibly warrant one. Along the way: why everybody calls her Jane and nobody calls Dickens Charlie; the Netherfield scene that demonstrates exactly how Austen gets inside everyone's head at once; her genuinely provocative argument that Americans recognized Austen's contribution before the English did; the Victorian children's novel in which an American girl visits Austen's grave and the cathedral warden has no idea who she's talking about; why male academics were still dismissing Austen as a romance writer within living memory; what makes Darcy structurally different from Rochester and Heathcliff — he is the one who actually changes, rather than needing to be set on fire first; why the 1995 adaptation and the growth of the internet were a tandem phenomenon; why Austen fandom is, improbably, the kindest corner of the internet; and why Bath — a city Austen never much liked — became the heart of the pilgrimage. 🎀 OUR SPONSOR: STRICTLY JANE AUSTEN This entire six-part series is brought to you by Strictly Jane Austen — Bath's most Austentatious travel company. Today's guest, Dr. Gabrielle Malcolm, is their creative director, and in this episode she explains exactly what she was brought in to build. Gabrielle's role is to recruit the speakers and specialists — experts in Georgian embroidery, fashion, architecture and gardens, the literary history of Austen's writing and her family — so that guests spend each day of a residency doing something different. Guests stay at the Gainsborough Bath Spa, with access to the warm spa waters, the opportunity to dress in Regency costume (which in Bath, as Gabrielle notes, causes nobody to bat an eyelid), and the chance to actually spend time with those speakers rather than simply hear them. Novelist Gill Hornby, whose Miss Austen has now been dramatized for television, has been among them. And if you want a shorter visit, the expert guided walk is the thing: an architectural historian or literary specialist who will take you to the nooks and crannies of Jane Austen's Bath — Sydney Place and Sydney Gardens, Gay Street, the Old Theatre Royal, Milsom Street — the places we know from her letters that she shopped, bought her walking boots, and bought the stationery she wrote them on. What they offer: Expert Guided Tours of Jane Austen's Bath — Private walking tours led by expert Janeite guides Period Dress Hire & Afternoon Tea in Bath — Regency costume delivered to your hotel, then promenade through Bath and take afternoon tea in a historic tearoom Bridgerton in Bath — The city's Bridgerton filming locations and Regency high society Jane Austen & Bath's Gothic History Twilight Tour — Northanger Abbey, Frankenstein, and the darker side of Regency Bath Discovering Jane — A Three-Night Travel Experience in Bath & Hampshire — The full immersive short break, including Jane's Hampshire home and burial place Escape to Bath by Rail from London — Paddington to Austen's Bath in style Bespoke Group Tours of Bath & Hampshire — For individuals, couples, book clubs and groups of any size Annual Jane Austen Celebrations — Dance, discussion and Regency merriment at the Gainsborough Bath Spa 🎁 Gift Vouchers — The perfect present for the Janeite in your life Book or learn more at strictlyjaneausten.com · Call +44 1225 333747 (Mon–Fri, 09:00–17:00 GMT) Follow them: Instagram · Facebook Winner, Bristol Bath & Somerset International Tourism Award 2025 (Bronze). 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Links Our Guest There's Something About Darcy: The Curious Appeal of Jane Austen's Bewitching Hero Fan Phenomena: Jane Austen — the collected essays that came out of the I-♥-Darcy tote bag Gabrielle Malcolm at Intellect Books Strictly Jane Austen — where she is creative director Austen Societies & Events The Jane Austen Society of North America (JASNA) — founded 1979 JASNA 2025 Annual General Meeting — "Austen at 250," Baltimore — Gabrielle's first, attended with Susannah Harker The Jane Austen Society (UK) — the more traditionally academic British society Gabrielle has begun working with The Jane Austen Centre, Bath Places of Pilgrimage Jane Austen's House, Chawton — the cottage, restored Chawton House — the Great House at the top of the village, barely changed Winchester Cathedral — where Austen is buried, in the north nave aisle The Roman Baths & Pump Room, Bath Theatre Royal Bath The Gainsborough Bath Spa — where the Strictly Jane Austen residencies are based Visit Bath — for Milsom Street, Gay Street, Sydney Place, Sydney Gardens, the Royal Crescent and the Circus St Swithin's, Walcot, Bath — where Austen's parents married and her father George is buried Previous Episodes in This Series Robert Morrison on The Regency Years Dr. Moira Rudolf on the darker side of Georgian Bath Dr. Gabrielle Malcolm on Austen's filming locations Theresa Roche on the people who made Jane Austen Anglotopia Friends of Anglotopia Club Anglotopia Store Takeaways Gabrielle's route into Austen fandom ran through a Victorian sensation novelist. For her PhD she deciphered the notebooks of Mary Elizabeth Braddon — a friend of Wilkie Collins — reading the crossings-out and false starts of a novelist at work. That changed how she read everything afterward, Austen included: she had never thought about the shaping of a novel as a reader. Then she moved to Bath and saw the tote bags. Students and tourists carrying "I ♥ Darcy." She realized no other character in English literature could sustain that object — not Mr. Rochester, not any of Dickens's heroes, because as she puts it, "they were really sketchy, shady people." The clearest sign of Austen's unique hold is that everybody calls her Jane. Brontë fans distinguish Charlotte, Emily and Anne out of necessity, but nobody calls Dickens Charles or Charlie. Austen readers talk about her as though they know her — which Gabrielle traces directly to the free indirect style that puts her in the room, mediating between character and reader. Her demonstration of that is the Netherfield scene with Elizabeth's muddy petticoat. We go round the room and hear what each character privately thinks: Bingley finds her a lovely sister, Miss Bingley is disgusted, Darcy notices the walk has brightened her cheeks — and Mr. Hurst is thinking about his breakfast. It's a tour of several minds in a few lines, capped with a deliberate bathos. Gabrielle's answer to the central paradox is that Austen's appeal to America is because of the revolutionary founding, not in spite of it. Austen was born in 1775 and grew up amid revolutionary politics — her cousin Eliza's husband was guillotined. Her heroines push back. Elizabeth telling Lady Catherine "he is a gentleman; I am a gentleman's daughter — so far we are equals" is the line Gabrielle reaches for, and it nearly makes Lady Catherine faint. That same quality is why Austen travels beyond the English-speaking world. She is popular in India, the Middle East, Brazil and Italy because, Gabrielle argues, she speaks to a universal compulsion to rebel against whoever is trying to tell you what your life should be. Jonathan adds the complementary point: humans everywhere build stratification, and America has its own invisible class system. Her most provocative claim is that Americans recognized Austen's contribution before the English did. Her evidence is a wonderful piece of Victorian literary tourism: in Susan Coolidge's What Katy Did Next, an American girl travels to lay flowers on Austen's grave and the cathedral warden effectively asks "Jane who?" Readers never stopped loving Austen — her books have never been out of print — but critical reception ebbed and flowed, and she wasn't in the academic canon while Scott and Dickens were. It took post-war feminist scholarship to bring Austen, the Brontës and Eliot in as serious literature. Gabrielle was a student while male academics were still dismissing Austen as a romance writer. The same thing happened in translation, where she arrived in languages like Italian packaged as pure romance, hearts and flowers on the cover. What makes Darcy durable isn't the brooding — Goethe and Byron had already built that type — it's that he changes, and he does most of it offstage. Elizabeth doesn't change him; she shows him what he is, and he becomes a better man for knowing her. Gabrielle's comparison is brutal and funny: Rochester only improves after Charlotte Brontë half burns him to death and blinds him, and Heathcliff never improves at all. Austen fandom online is, improbably, the nice part of the internet. The most heated the argument ever gets is Colin Firth versus Matthew Macfadyen — and Gabrielle has seen groups retire even that, on the grounds that you like what you like. She connects it back to Austen's own warmth about friendship: Elizabeth and Charlotte, Marianne and Elinor, and behind them Jane and Cassandra. Soundbites "I just saw all these people in Bath, students and tourists with tote bags that said 'I heart Darcy' on them. And I thought — is there any other character in the whole of English literature that would warrant that? You could never have that for Mr. Rochester." — Gabrielle on the moment her research changed direction. "Everybody talks about Jane, and they talk about her as if they know her. You don't call Dickens Charles or Charlie." "What that boils down to is that she is in the room, mediating between character and reader in a very persuasive and psychologically adept way. And she does it in such a charming and witty way that you just can't help but like her." "Mr. Bingley is thinking what a lovely sister she is. Miss Bingley is thinking this is disgusting. Mr. Darcy is thinking she's gorgeous and the walk has made her cheeks even brighter. And then Mr. Hurst is thinking about his breakfast." — Gabrielle on the Netherfield scene. "He says 'every time I open Jane Austen' — which means he reads her repeatedly. It just makes him furious that she's so good. Whether he liked her or not, Jane Austen was inevitable." — Gabrielle on Mark Twain. "The Americans appreciated her, and her contribution, before the English did. A person in their own country is without honor. We were the last people to build a Globe Theatre for Shakespeare." "When I was a student, Jane Austen was still being disparaged by largely male academics just dismissing her as a romance writer. And you think — she's more than that." "Elizabeth does the thing that we've always been told you can't possibly do with a man. You can't change him. No — she shows him for what he is, and he becomes a better man for knowing Elizabeth. And that's the lightning in a bottle of Pride and Prejudice." "Mr. Rochester only changes after he's half been burnt to death and blinded. Charlotte Brontë has to smash him over the head with a piece of burning timber for him to wake up. He's an absolute monster. Heathcliff is terrible. These men are awful." "The most heated they get is: who is the best Mr. Darcy, Colin Firth or Matthew Macfadyen? That's as heated as they get. You can't stay angry for very long, and definitely not in an Austen group." Chapters 00:46 Welcome & Our Sponsor — Strictly Jane Austen 01:28 Today's Guest Is the Creative Director — With Delight, Not a Disclaimer 01:44 AMERICA'S LOVE AFFAIR WITH JANE AUSTEN 01:52 One of the Strangest Love Affairs in Literary History 01:56 A Nation That Fought a War to Be Free of All of It 02:08 Regency Ballrooms, Chawton Queues, and Darcy Fighting Zombies 02:16 Mark Twain Wanted to Dig Her Up — And Lost 02:28 Meet Dr. Gabrielle Malcolm 03:07 HOW SHE CAME TO THIS 03:12 Why Fandom Rather Than Prose? 03:29 Mary Elizabeth Braddon, and a Great-Great-Great-Granddaughter 04:04 Deciphering a Victorian Novelist's Notebooks 04:40 Returning to Austen and Seeing the Shaping of a Novel 05:13 THE I-HEART-DARCY TOTE BAG 05:47 "You Could Never Have That for Mr. Rochester" 05:59 The Jane Austen Centre and a Festival Gathering Momentum 06:20 Why Are People This Passionate About Her? 06:33 Why Isn't There a Dickens Society Filling Ballrooms? 07:03 Obsessive Brontë Fans and Dickens Festivals Do Exist 07:31 But the Scale of Devotion Has No Comparison 07:36 EVERYBODY CALLS HER JANE 08:02 Nobody Calls Dickens Charlie 08:10 She Is in the Room — The Free Indirect Style 09:04 "You Just Can't Help But Like Her as a Person" 09:09 Dickens, By Contrast, Was Quite Unpleasant 09:38 THE MUDDY PETTICOAT AT NETHERFIELD 09:54 Round the Room, Mind by Mind 10:08 And Mr. Hurst Is Thinking About His Breakfast 10:30 Bathos, and Mr. Hurst's Famous Line 10:41 "WE RECREATE AUSTEN FOR OUR TIME" 11:18 Archetypes People Recognize Without Reading Her 11:43 The Victorian Jane — "Dear Aunt Jane," Shaped by Family Memoirs 12:00 The 20th-Century Jane — Theatricality and Episodic Drama 12:26 Why the 19th-Century Novel Translates So Well to Television 12:44 "What Would She Have Thought of This?" 12:53 Amy Heckerling's Clueless Channeling Emma 13:01 THE PARADOX AT THE HEART OF THE EPISODE 13:10 A Country Founded on Rejecting Inherited Rank 13:19 Gabrielle's Answer: Precisely Because of the Revolution 13:35 Born in 1775, Into a Landscape of Revolutionary Politics 14:06 Cousin Eliza, and a Husband Guillotined 14:45 "I AM A GENTLEMAN'S DAUGHTER" 15:03 Lady Catherine Nearly Faints 15:12 "Are the Shades of Pemberley to Be Thus Polluted?" 15:14 Drama About Class Consciousness and Social Mobility 15:33 Relating to Elizabeth, Harriet Smith, Marianne Dashwood 16:00 Why She Travels — India, the Middle East, Brazil, Italy 16:19 A Universal Compulsion to Rebel 16:28 Jonathan: Humans Always Build Stratification 16:48 The Opportunity to Push Back 17:09 Jane Herself — The Satirists, and Mary Wollstonecraft 17:27 Samuel Johnson, and a Forward-Thinking Father 17:56 A Library of 500 Books at Steventon 18:15 Looking Forward Rather Than Harking Back 18:22 MARK TWAIN 18:33 "Every Time I Open Jane Austen" — Which Means He Reread Her 19:00 Charlotte Brontë Didn't Enjoy Her Either 19:11 A Patchy 19th-Century Reception 20:30 The Fever of the Century Was the Novel 19:50 Circulating Libraries, and How People Actually Read 20:23 Before Jane Austen and After Jane Austen 20:52 John Mullan on the Structure of Emma 21:04 "Whether You Like Her or Not, She's Undeniable" 21:14 WHEN DID AMERICA FALL FOR HER? 21:25 Gabrielle's Controversial Answer 21:43 "A Person in Their Own Country Is Without Honor" 21:51 We Were the Last to Build a Globe Theatre 21:58 "JANE WHO?" — Susan Coolidge's What Katy Did Next 22:10 Flowers on the Grave at Winchester 22:46 More Recognition as the American Novel Emerged 23:11 Nobody Studied Novels Until Well Into the 20th Century 23:22 Austen Wasn't in the Canon — Scott and Dickens Were 23:27 Post-War Feminism Brought Eliot, Austen and the Brontës In 23:41 "Still Being Disparaged by Largely Male Academics" 23:57 Readers Always Loved Her — Critics Wobbled 24:42 Reframed by Recent Scholarship, Much of It American 24:49 Devoney Looser, and Getting Rid of the Myths 25:09 AUSTEN IN TRANSLATION 25:23 Packaged as Romance, Hearts and Flowers on the Cover 26:03 Translating Her Character Into Swedish 26:23 JASNA 26:37 How American Fandom Differs 26:41 "More Everything About the American Fandom" 26:54 Her First JASNA, Baltimore, for the 250th 27:05 How Americans Pursue Their Hobbies 27:32 Feeding the Beast — More Films, More Fandom 27:47 Sitting Next to the Academic World 28:00 The UK Society Is More Traditionally Academic 28:19 Gabrielle's Work to Bring Some JASNA Flair to Britain 28:35 American Passion vs. British Restraint 28:51 Would Darcy Approve? Not at All — But Elizabeth and Lydia Would 29:06 THE INTERNET AND AUSTEN DISCOURSE 29:24 1995 and the Growth of the Internet, in Tandem 29:57 By 2005, Another Generation Found It All Waiting 30:19 THE LOVELY SIDE OF THE INTERNET 30:57 Firth or Macfadyen — As Heated as It Gets 31:10 "We're Not Having This Argument Anymore" 31:16 Fellowship, and Austen's Warmth About Friendship 31:44 Jane and Cassandra Behind It All 32:17 Jonathan on Fandoms That Destroy Themselves 32:36 Balls, Trinkets, Georgian Crafting and New Mugs 33:13 At JASNA With Susannah Harker 33:35 SPOILER — Susannah Harker Is Coming to This Series 33:43 THE 1995 ADAPTATION 33:50 That Lake, That Shirt, That House 34:04 PBS, and the Modern American Austen Boom 34:14 Everything Austen Dates From 1995 34:30 And It Coincided With the Box Set 35:24 Andrew Davies and the Crafting of Tension 35:40 Shot on Location Instead of in Studios 36:21 Before That, the Sets Were Very Shaky 36:36 Getting the Heroines Out Into Nature, Where Austen Put Them 37:05 Giving American Viewers the English Landscape in Detail 37:28 "And Andrew Davies Injecting a Good Deal of Sex Appeal" 37:33 WHAT IS MR. DARCY, EXACTLY? 38:02 Goethe and Byron Got There First 38:23 Why Darcy Could Be Cherry-Picked and Reinvented 39:01 The Thing Most Authors Don't Do 39:20 Picaresque Heroes Never Learned Their Lessons 39:33 DARCY CHANGES — AND MOSTLY OFFSTAGE 40:03 Elizabeth Doesn't Change Him. She Shows Him Himself. 40:19 "The Lightning in a Bottle of Pride and Prejudice" 40:51 The Insulting Proposal, and Being Told to Get Knotted 41:13 The Long, Long Letter, and the Start of His Growth 41:28 Elizabeth as Revolutionary Heroine 41:43 WHY ROCHESTER AND HEATHCLIFF DON'T COUNT 41:49 Half Burnt to Death and Blinded 42:06 "Heathcliff Is Terrible. These Men Are Awful." 42:25 Darcy, Mrs. Bennet, and Parallel Bad Manners 42:41 MRS. BENNET WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG 42:58 Right About Bingley and Jane 43:11 The Entailed Estate, Five Daughters, and a Ticking Clock 43:30 LITERARY TOURISM — Why Go There at All? 43:45 Understanding the Physical World of the Author 44:15 Chawton Cottage, Restored 44:32 Chawton House, Barely Changed 44:45 Hampshire Villages, 200 Years On 44:57 Bath as a World Heritage Site, Frozen in Time 45:22 WALKING MILSOM STREET 45:43 The Very Facades Austen Saw 46:00 The Pump Rooms and the Old Theatre Royal 46:17 Why the Adaptations Use the Royal Crescent — And Why Jane Didn't Live There 46:36 Middle Class, Then Dropping Down After Her Father Died 46:57 SHE DIDN'T LIKE BATH — So Why Is It the Heart of the Pilgrimage? 47:41 Her Father's Death Colored Everything There 47:59 Densely Populated, Polluted, Unpleasant After Hampshire 48:20 Long Walks Up the Steep Hills for Fresh Air 48:29 But Bath Was Fertile — It Gave Her Tension and Conflict 48:40 Things Happen in Bath, and at the Seaside 49:21 "This Is Where Anne Elliot and Captain Wentworth Were Reunited" 49:49 The Light on the Bath Stone 50:15 The Avon Valley, and Why the Romans Settled Here 50:56 STRICTLY JANE AUSTEN — What Gabrielle Was Brought In to Build 51:35 Recruiting the Speakers and Specialists 51:41 The Gainsborough, and the Warm Spa Waters 52:04 Regency Costume, and Nobody Batting an Eyelid 52:33 Spending Time With the Experts, Not Just Hearing Them 53:06 Gill Hornby and the Miss Austen Connection 53:36 Friendships Built Over a Week 53:51 Booking a Package With an Expert Guide 54:09 Sydney Place, Gay Street, the Old Theatre Royal, Milsom Street 54:25 Where She Bought Her Walking Boots and Her Stationery 54:52 ADVICE FOR A FIRST AUSTEN PILGRIMAGE 55:06 Get a Couple of Hours With an Expert Guide First 55:26 Then Walk the City Yourself 55:56 St Swithin's — Where Her Parents Married and Her Father Is Buried 56:18 And Where Her Aunt Was Arrested for Shoplifting 56:31 Wrap-Up & Our Sponsor Video Version

This is Episode 4 of a special six-part Jane Austen series, sponsored throughout by Strictly Jane Austen. We tend to imagine great writers alone — a solitary genius at a small writing desk, which in Jane Austen's case is quite literally true; you can still see the little twelve-sided walnut table at Chawton. But nobody becomes Jane Austen alone, and behind those six perfect novels stands a whole crowded, noisy, loving and complicated world of people. Jonathan Thomas is joined by Theresa Roche, a Jane Austen speaker and one of Strictly Jane Austen's own Bath guides, who has mapped out the entire web of Jane's relationships: an orphaned clergyman father who gave his daughters a boys' education and 500 books to roam in; a sharp-witted mother who may well be the original of Mr. Woodhouse; an eldest brother whose Oxford magazine published Jane under an alliterative pseudonym before she was fifteen; a disabled brother she spoke to on her fingers; the brother who was handed three estates and without whom, Theresa argues, we would have no novels at all; a favorite brother who was a bit of a rogue and negotiated her publishing deals; two naval brothers who sailed into Mansfield Park; and the sister who was her whole heart and who burned most of her letters to protect her. Then the women beyond the family: a flamboyant French cousin presented at Marie Antoinette's court whose husband was guillotined, who hit it off with Jane instantly and died holding her hand; Martha Lloyd, who took on the housework so Jane could write and who ended up marrying Jane's brother and becoming Lady Austen; and Anne Sharp, a governess in financial limbo whom Jane befriended across a class line she was not supposed to cross. Plus the proposal Jane accepted one evening and fled the next morning, the Irishman she danced with and never forgot, and the clergyman at Sidmouth who may have been the love of her life and who died before anything could come of it. 🎀 OUR SPONSOR: STRICTLY JANE AUSTEN This entire six-part series is brought to you by Strictly Jane Austen — Bath's most Austentatious travel company. Today's guest, Theresa Roche, is one of their Bath guides, so book a tour and you may well get her. 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What they offer: Expert Guided Tours of Jane Austen's Bath — Private walking tours through the streets Jane walked, led by expert Janeite guides Period Dress Hire & Afternoon Tea in Bath — Exquisite Regency costume delivered to your hotel, then promenade through Bath and take a sumptuous afternoon tea in a historic tearoom Bridgerton in Bath — A private tour of the city's Bridgerton filming locations and Regency high society Jane Austen & Bath's Gothic History Twilight Tour — Northanger Abbey, Frankenstein, and the darker side of Regency Bath Discovering Jane — A Three-Night Travel Experience in Bath & Hampshire — The full immersive short break, including Jane's Hampshire home and burial place Escape to Bath by Rail from London — Travel from Paddington to Austen's Bath in style Bespoke Group Tours of Bath & Hampshire — Built for individuals, couples, book clubs, and groups of any size Annual Jane Austen Celebrations — Dance, discussion and Regency merriment at the Gainsborough Bath Spa 🎁 Gift Vouchers — The perfect present for the Janeite in your life Book or learn more at strictlyjaneausten.com · Call +44 1225 333747 (Mon–Fri, 09:00–17:00 GMT) Follow them: Instagram · Facebook Winner, Bristol Bath & Somerset International Tourism Award 2025 (Bronze). 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Links Places in This Episode Jane Austen's House, Chawton — the cottage where the novels were written and published Jane Austen's writing table — the twelve-sided walnut table itself, with a 3D model you can spin Chawton House — Edward Austen Knight's "Great House," now home to early women's writing St Nicholas Church, Steventon — where the Reverend George Austen was rector Godmersham Park Heritage Centre, Kent — Edward's Kent estate Winchester Cathedral — Jane Austen — where she is buried, in the north nave aisle Tonbridge School, Kent — George Austen's school, paid for by his uncle Francis St Swithin's, Walcot, Bath — where George Austen and Cassandra Leigh married in 1764 (the present church is a later rebuild) Books & Further Reading Jane Austen's Letters, edited by Deirdre Le Faye — the surviving 161 letters, the primary source for almost everything in this episode Martha Lloyd's Household Book, edited by Julienne Gehrer — Martha's own recipe and household book, with a foreword by Deirdre Le Faye Miss Austen by Gill Hornby — the novel about Cassandra burning the letters Miss Austen on PBS Masterpiece — the television adaptation, with a second season announced Jane Austen's The History of England — British Library — inside "Volume the Second," Add MS 59874, with Cassandra's watercolor vignettes Lady Susan — the early novella Jane never published, possibly based on cousin Eliza Northanger Abbey · Sense and Sensibility · Pride and Prejudice · Mansfield Park · Emma · Persuasion Previous Episodes in This Series Robert Morrison on The Regency Years Dr. Moira Rudolf on the darker side of Georgian Bath Dr. Gabrielle Malcolm on Jane Austen's filming locations Anglotopia Friends of Anglotopia Club Anglotopia Store Takeaways The Reverend George Austen was unusual among Georgian fathers, and Theresa thinks his own childhood explains why. Orphaned before he was nine, he depended entirely on the goodwill of an uncle who paid for Tonbridge School and then St John's College, Oxford, which he entered at sixteen. Family patronage secured him the parishes of Deane and Steventon. A man who had been lifted up by other people's generosity turned out to be generous with his daughters. Jane's mother, Cassandra Leigh, was the daughter of an Oxford fellow and her husband's intellectual equal — she taught the children to read and write, and wrote poems herself. She was also, Theresa notes, a hypochondriac. Between Mr. Woodhouse in Emma, the "valetudinarian," and Mary Musgrove in Persuasion, who is always ill, Jane appears to have been writing from life. Jane was published far earlier than most people realize. Her eldest brother James ran an Oxford periodical called The Loiterer, which carried a letter from a female contributor named "Sophia Sentiment" — and the alliteration, Theresa says, should make you smell a rat. It was Jane, probably around fourteen. Edward Austen was formally made heir to three vast estates — Steventon, Godmersham and Chawton — and it is Edward, Theresa argues, without whom we would have no novels at all, because it was his Chawton cottage that eventually gave Jane a settled home to write in. Cassandra burned most of Jane's roughly 3,000 letters, leaving 161. Theresa's explanation is protective rather than sinister: Jane wrote devastating things to her sister, including, on hearing of an acquaintance's miscarriage, "she must have looked at her husband." Cassandra was shielding the nieces and nephews — and Jane's reputation as the sweet-tempered woman described on her tombstone. Cassandra, not Jane, was the one who sparkled. She was the beauty, the one with the engagement, a gifted watercolorist, "the man magnet." Jane was in the shadows — and Theresa suggests Jane Bennet in Pride and Prejudice is Cassandra. Jane's world was far less narrow than the "one or two families in a country village" criticism suggests. Her cousin Eliza de Feuillide was raised in India, presented at the French court, knew Marie Antoinette and the Princesse de Lamballe, and married a French nobleman who was guillotined. Jane heard about the run-up to the Revolution firsthand, in a Hampshire parsonage. In December 1802 the Bigg sisters invited Jane to Manydown, and on her first night their younger brother Harris Bigg-Wither proposed. She accepted — then changed her mind overnight and left the next morning. By her own later account to her nieces and nephews, she had accepted because the house was big enough to shelter her mother, Cassandra and Martha Lloyd if her father died. Theresa strongly suspects the sisters engineered the whole thing. Martha Lloyd and Cassandra made a conscious decision at Chawton to take on the housework so Jane could write. These were two women who believed in her talent and wanted her published. Martha later married Jane's brother Francis — Jane and Cassandra had tried to matchmake them thirty years earlier — and eventually became Lady Austen. Theresa's answer to why Jane never married has several strands: no dowry at twenty, the marriage of convenience she considered and then refused, the Sidmouth clergyman who died, the Anglican vow to obey a husband who might forbid her to write, and a suspicion that she wanted a man as liberal and forward-thinking as her father. Above all, her family's imagination and liberality let her make money by her own hand, which Theresa calls revolutionary for a lady of her class. Soundbites "It is quite a shocking fact that the Reverend George Austen was orphaned before his ninth birthday." — Theresa on the childhood that may explain why Jane's father was so unlike other Georgian fathers. "The atmosphere in which Jane would have grown up is fiercely intellectual — almost carelessly intellectual. She is steeped in it from the beginning." "The name of this female contributor was alliterative. Now, doesn't that make you smell a rat when I mention alliteration? The name of the contributor was Sophia Sentiment." — Theresa on Jane being published in her brother's Oxford magazine as a teenager. "One of her letters refers to using her fingers to speak to George. She and Cassandra used sign language to speak to their brother George. So make of that what you will." — Theresa on Jane's disabled brother. "She told Cassandra that someone they knew had had a miscarriage, and Jane Austen wrote: she must have looked at her husband." — Theresa on why Cassandra burned the letters. "Jane was the one in the shadows. Cassandra was the man magnet. I think Cassandra sparkled, and I think Jane was overshadowed." "Our brother Harris has just turned twenty-one. He's not good looking, he's socially gauche. No one else is going to have him. They would be an ideal match. I could be wrong, but I don't think I am. It's a very girly type thing to do — okay, they're both strays, let's match them up." — Theresa on who she thinks arranged the proposal at Manydown. "I was in love with Jane Austen when I was a young man, but it was a boyish type of love." — Thomas Lefroy, as an old man and Lord Chief Justice of Ireland, quoted by Theresa. "What you've got here are two women who believe in Jane's talent. And they want to encourage it. They want to get her published." — Theresa on Cassandra and Martha Lloyd taking on the housework at Chawton. "She didn't come from nowhere. She came from a highly erudite, sophisticated family that was infused with a very strong Anglican Christian faith." Chapters 00:21 Welcome to the Anglotopia Podcast 00:28 Our Sponsor — Strictly Jane Austen 01:05 Today's Subject — Nobody Becomes Jane Austen Alone 01:13 The Twelve-Sided Walnut Table at Chawton 01:51 Meet Theresa Roche 02:16 THE REVEREND GEORGE AUSTEN — A Different Kind of Georgian Father 02:25 Orphaned Before Nine, and Dependent on Uncle Francis 02:44 Tonbridge School, Then Oxford at Sixteen 02:59 CASSANDRA LEIGH — Daughter of an Oxford Fellow 03:43 Meeting in a Hive of Learning 03:56 Married in Bath, 1764, at St Swithin's 04:12 Deane and Steventon — Family Patronage at Work 05:10 Steventon, Where Jane Is Born 05:21 A Fiercely, Almost Carelessly Intellectual Household 05:38 The Mother Who Taught Them to Read and Write 05:52 A HYPOCHONDRIAC IN THE FAMILY — And Mr. Woodhouse 06:07 "Valetudinarian" — Jane Writing From Life 06:48 THE BROTHERS — James, the Eldest, and The Loiterer 07:05 Sophia Sentiment — Jane Published Before Fifteen 07:46 George — The Disabled Brother, and Speaking on Her Fingers 08:10 Edward — Lucky Edward, Heir to Three Estates 08:44 Henry — The Favorite Brother, the Rogue, and Frank Churchill 09:21 Henry Negotiates His Little Sister's Publishing Deals 09:37 CASSANDRA — Born 1773, and Jane Bennet 09:57 One Bedroom for Forty-One Years, and Three Thousand Letters 10:09 The Burning — And Why Cassandra Did It 10:39 "She Must Have Looked at Her Husband" 11:17 Protecting the Nieces, Nephews and a Reputation 11:22 Cassandra Sparkled and Jane Was Overshadowed 11:43 The History of England and Cassandra's Watercolors 12:17 Francis and Charles — The Naval Brothers 12:49 Trinkets From Sea, and Fanny Price's Brother William 13:17 JANE'S EDUCATION — Formal Schooling Ends at Eleven 13:36 Homeschooled by Her Father, and a Library of 500 Books 13:58 Begging to Go With Cassie — The First School 14:28 TYPHUS AT SOUTHAMPTON — And the Girl Who Wrote Home 15:13 Jane Cooper Saves Them, and Her Mother Dies of It 15:47 The Abbey School, Reading 16:07 Christmas 1786 — The School Fees Run Out 16:18 Parlour Boarders — Why the Girls Were Sent Away at All 16:45 Homeschooled Almost the Same as the Boys 17:15 AUNT PHILLY ARRIVES — 1786 17:33 Philadelphia Austen, the Milliner Who Went to India for a Husband 18:03 Shipped Out as Brides — A Georgian Mail-Order System 18:37 Tysoe Hancock, and the Warren Hastings Rumor 19:02 ELIZA DE FEUILLIDE — The Glamorous French Cousin 19:40 India, Then France 20:03 Presented at Marie Antoinette's Court 20:57 A French Nobleman, and the Guillotine 21:15 Is Jane Austen's Range Really Too Narrow? 21:37 Flamboyant, Elegant, and Fluent in Court Fashion 22:53 Mary Crawford's Harp in Mansfield Park 23:19 Lady Susan — The Novel She Never Published 23:33 Eliza Dies of Breast Cancer in 1813, With Jane Holding Her Hand 23:51 Not a Lonely Artist — A Woman of Bosom Friendships 24:25 MARTHA LLOYD — Ten Years Older, and an Influencer 25:56 All-Night Dances at Basingstoke, and Talking Till Dawn 26:24 Jane's Matchmaking — Mr. W, and Then Brother Francis 27:45 Thirty Years Later, Francis Marries Martha 28:50 She Becomes Lady Austen — Neat Circularity 28:27 ANNE SHARP — The Governess 29:16 A Governess's Income, and the Class Lines Jane Ignored 29:29 Anglican Faith, Charity, and Administering the Poor Law 30:22 Why Jane Connected With Her — Fanny Knight and Plays 30:55 A Presentation Copy of Emma 31:12 Did Cassandra Disapprove? A Lock of Jane's Hair Suggests Not 32:30 THE BIGG SISTERS OF MANYDOWN 32:46 1802 — The Invitation, and the Proposal on the First Night 33:04 Theresa's Theory: The Sisters Arranged It 33:43 She Accepted, Then Changed Her Mind Overnight 33:58 Why She Said Yes — A House Big Enough for Everyone 34:32 What Cassandra Might Have Said That Night 34:54 Sent Away Immediately — And Catherine Morland in Northanger Abbey 35:33 Two Brothers in Love With the Same Cousin 36:11 The Rift With the Biggs, and the Honest Opinions Jane Valued 36:51 THOMAS LEFROY — 1795, and an All-Night Dance 37:04 White Soup at Midnight, Carriages at Six 37:22 Dancing With the Limerick-Born Anglo-Irishman 38:04 Flirtation or Romance? Theresa Makes the Case 38:59 Why It Was Never Realistic 39:28 Lord Chief Justice of Ireland, and "a Boyish Type of Love" 40:42 THE MAN NOBODY TALKS ABOUT — Sidmouth, 1801 41:08 A Clergyman Cassandra Said Was Perfect for Jane 41:39 The Letter With the Black Wax Seal 42:07 CHAWTON — Where the Books Finally Get Published 42:25 Martha and Cassandra Take On the Housework 42:47 Self-Publishing Sense and Sensibility, 1811 43:19 MARY BENN — The Poor Neighbor Jane Was Kind To 44:21 January 1813 — Collier's Coach Brings Pride and Prejudice 44:43 Reading It Aloud to Miss Benn, Who Doesn't Know 45:26 "I Like Elizabeth Very, Very Much" 45:34 "Mother Didn't Read the Parts Properly" 45:54 Did Austen Ignore the Poor? Emma and Mr. Knightley's Apples 46:25 Miss Bates, and the Word "Prosing" 46:43 SO WHY DIDN'T SHE MARRY? 46:51 No Dowry, and Not a Great Catch at Twenty 47:05 The Marriage of Convenience — and Charlotte Lucas 47:33 The Vow to Obey, and an American Tourist's Confession 48:24 A Husband Might Not Let Her Write 48:35 Did She Want a Man as Liberal as Her Father? 48:49 Austen's Paternalistic Heroes — Knightley, Brandon, Tilney 49:27 She Didn't Want to Compromise 49:53 Making Money by Her Own Hand — Revolutionary for Her Class 50:35 WAS HER RANGE REALLY TOO NARROW? 50:50 Brothers Active Against Slavery, and Thomas Clarkson 51:04 First-Hand Accounts of the French Court 51:25 Chawton on an Arterial Road From London 52:03 A Pervasive Christian Ambience From Day One 52:52 "Take Them to Ireland, But Don't Go There With Them" 53:12 A World in Flux — Industrial Revolution, Napoleon, 1776 53:48 A Family With Enough Imagination to Let Her Write 54:20 "A Single Woman of Good Fortune Is Always Respectable" 54:35 Wrap-Up & Our Sponsor Video Version

Tomorrow is October 1st, which means it's time for the monthly What's On in London — and October might be Jonathan's single favorite month to be in the city. The summer crowds have gone, prices have softened, the museums have hung their big autumn blockbusters, and the parks turn gold. It's the month the locals quietly love and the guidebooks tend to ignore. In this solo episode Jonathan runs through everything opening this month: Renoir and Love at the National Gallery, the British Museum's sweeping Korea, Painting the French Riviera at the Royal Academy, Hokusai's Thirty-six Views of Mount Fuji out at Dulwich, Tim Walker's Fairyland at the National Portrait Gallery, The 90s: Art and Fashion at Tate Britain, a completely free Freddie Mercury display at the V&A, and Agatha Christie: A World of Mystery at the British Library. He covers the one big exhibition closing mid-month — Anish Kapoor at the Hayward, gone after the 18th — and the single most important date in the episode: October 21st, when the British Museum releases Bayeux Tapestry tickets for January to March 2027, the only realistic shot left for anyone visiting in that window. Then the practical half: what half term actually means for visitors and how to use it to your advantage, spooky-season programming from Historic Royal Palaces to the Mail Rail tunnels to Hidden London's Clapham South deep-level shelter, why you should pack for wet rather than cold, when the clocks go back and the transatlantic time muddle that follows, and the best thing happening in London this month, which costs nothing at all. Editor’s Note: I have the BST/US Daylight Saving Time change backward, and it’s BST to GMT. Links Opening This Month Renoir and Love — The National Gallery — from 3 October, runs to 31 January. Book a time slot; October may already be full. Korea — The British Museum — 1 October to 31 January (gallery closed 1–2 December for a rotation of light-sensitive works) Painting the French Riviera — Royal Academy of Arts — 2 October to 31 January; 160+ works, 1870s–1960s Hokusai: Thirty-six Views of Mount Fuji from the Iuchi Collection — Dulwich Picture Gallery — 20 October to 17 January; all 46 prints, a UK first Tim Walker's Fairyland: Love and Legends — National Portrait Gallery — 8 October to 7 February The 90s: Art and Fashion — Tate Britain — 8 October to 14 February; curated by Edward Enninful Freddie Mercury | Splendid Things — V&A South Kensington — from 24 October, free, no booking needed Agatha Christie: A World of Mystery — British Library — 30 October to 20 June 2027 Agatha Christie exhibition preview — Londontopia The Bayeux Tapestry The Bayeux Tapestry — The British Museum — 10 September 2026 to 11 July 2027. Tickets through 31 December are sold out. Tickets for 1 January–31 March 2027 go on sale 21 October 2026. April–July 2027 opens in early 2027. Britain's Bayeux Tapestry replica — Reading Museum — the full-size Victorian replica, free entry, no booking frenzy required The story of Britain's Bayeux Tapestry — Reading Museum Closing This Month Anish Kapoor — Hayward Gallery, Southbank Centre — closes 18 October. Extended hours to 9pm on select Wednesdays, Fridays and weekends through the final week. Half Term & Spooky Season Historic Royal Palaces — What's On Mail Rail — The Postal Museum — ride the abandoned Royal Mail railway 21m below Mount Pleasant Clapham South: Ghosts of the Underground — Hidden London — 21 October to 1 November. Note: aimed primarily at adults, minimum age 10. Aldwych: The End of the Line — Family Tour — Hidden London — the actually family-friendly Hidden London option, from 21 October Hidden London — London Transport Museum Theater & Music Hamlet Hail to the Thief — Barbican — 31 October to 23 January; Thom Yorke's reworking of the Radiohead album, performed live Royal Albert Hall — What's On Southbank Centre — Classical Music Also Mentioned John Constable: Views of Nature — The British Museum — closes 4 October, so this is the last weekend John Constable: Views of Nature visitor guide — Londontopia Emery Walker's House, Hammersmith — where last month's episode was recorded. Season runs March–November; guided tours only, pre-booked. Dulwich Picture Gallery — England's oldest public picture gallery Plan Your Trip with Londontopia The London Events Guide — our independent guide to what's actually on What's On in London Today What's On in London This Weekend Free Things to Do in London Today Cheap Things to Do in London This Week Autumn in London — The Complete Guide, September to November 2026 The free Anglotopia mobile app — on the Apple App Store and Google Play. Read Anglotopia, Londontopia and Royaltopia, browse the events guide by day, and access the Club if you're a member. Anglotopia Friends of Anglotopia Club Anglotopia Store Takeaways October is shoulder season, and that is the whole argument for going. The summer crowds are gone, prices have softened, the museums have hung their autumn blockbusters, and the parks are turning. If Jonathan had to pick two months for the best combination of things to do and tolerable weather, he'd pick October and March. This is the month London's museums roll out their heavy hitters — shows that then run right through winter. If you're visiting any time between now and the new year, these are the exhibitions to build a day around, and several opened specifically because September's shows closed to make room. Renoir and Love at the National Gallery is likely the autumn's biggest draw, and Renoir is a reliable crowd-pleaser. Book a timed slot in advance — October may already be sold out, so check before you build a day around it. The single most important date in this episode is October 21st, when the British Museum releases Bayeux Tapestry tickets for January to March 2027. Everything through the end of December sold out on day one. Expect an hours-long online waiting room, and set an alarm. If the Bayeux scramble doesn't appeal, there are alternatives. The tapestry returns to Bayeux in France late next year, and Reading Museum has Britain's own full-size Victorian replica — 70 meters, embroidered in the 1880s — which you can see any time, for free, with no waiting room. Only one major show closes this month, but it's a significant one: Anish Kapoor at the Hayward Gallery ends on October 18th. The Hayward is running extended hours to 9pm on select days in the final stretch. Jonathan notes Chicago has its own Kapoor — Cloud Gate, better known as the Bean. Late October is half term, roughly the 26th to the 30th, and it collides with Halloween. If you're traveling with children, it's a wonderful time to be in London. If you aren't, expect children everywhere, especially at the free attractions. Half term also means deals most American visitors never think to look for — on train tickets, admissions, and family packages. Knowing the British school calendar is a genuine travel hack. Pack for wet, not for cold. October is typically London's second wettest month. It's rarely freezing, but it's damp, gray and prone to rain, so a properly waterproof outer layer, waterproof shoes and an umbrella will serve you better than a heavy winter coat. Layers underneath. The best thing happening in London this month is free and isn't in a gallery: autumn color in the parks. Hyde Park, Kensington Gardens, Regent's Park, Hampstead Heath, Richmond and Kew. One caveat Jonathan adds from his September visit — the parks were badly parched from the drought and some trees were already dropping leaves, so how good the color gets remains to be seen. Soundbites "It's the month the locals quietly love and the guidebooks kind of ignore, because it's shoulder season." — Jonathan on why October is underrated. "October is when London's museums roll out their heavy hitters — the blockbuster exhibitions that will run right through the winter." "Unfortunately, if you didn't book your tickets when they went on sale a few months ago, you will not be seeing the Bayeux Tapestry this October, because they have been sold out since that first day." "If you're gonna be in London from January to March, then you need to set an alarm, and this is your shot to get tickets. There will be an hours-long waiting room." — Jonathan on the October 21st ticket release. "We even have an Anish Kapoor in Chicago. It's the Cloud Gate — the Bean." "What do parents love to do on half term? They love to take them to the free attractions, so that they have something to do to kill the time between school holidays." "People pack for cold, but the thing that'll actually get you in October is wet. It's not usually freezing — it's damp, gray, and prone to rain." — Jonathan's single most useful piece of packing advice. "That's why it's great to have a smartphone, because the smartphone figures it out for you. But your body clock never figures it out." — Jonathan on the transatlantic clock-change muddle. "The single most beautiful thing happening in the city this month is completely free, and it isn't in a gallery. And that is London in October." "Go for a long walk in a royal park on a crisp October morning, and you'll understand why Londoners secretly love this month the most." Chapters 00:21 Welcome to the Anglotopia Podcast 00:30 It's October 1st — Time for the Monthly What's On 00:43 Last Month at Emery Walker's House, This Month from the Star Trek Office 01:05 Why October Is a Fantastic Time to Go to London 01:38 Shoulder Season — Crowds Gone, Prices Softened, Parks Turning 02:06 The Month Locals Love and the Guidebooks Ignore 02:15 BLOCKBUSTER EXHIBITIONS OPENING 02:43 Renoir and Love — National Gallery, from October 3rd 03:04 Book Ahead — October May Already Be Full 03:14 Korea — British Museum, from October 1st 03:34 Painting the French Riviera — Royal Academy, from October 2nd 03:53 Hokusai: Thirty-six Views of Mount Fuji — Dulwich, from October 20th 04:14 Tim Walker's Fairyland — National Portrait Gallery, from October 8th 04:34 The 90s: Art and Fashion — Tate Britain, from October 8th 04:59 Freddie Mercury: Splendid Things — V&A, Free, from October 24th 05:13 Agatha Christie: A World of Mystery — British Library, from October 30th 05:34 THE BAYEUX TAPESTRY — Sold Out Since Day One 05:57 October 21st: The Ticket Release for January to March 2027 06:15 Set an Alarm — There Will Be an Hours-Long Waiting Room 06:27 The Alternatives — Bayeux in France, and the Reading Replica 06:56 CLOSING THIS MONTH — Anish Kapoor at the Hayward, October 18th 07:19 Late Openings in the Final Week 07:25 The Anish Kapoor in Chicago — Cloud Gate, the Bean 07:35 HALF TERM — What It Is and Why It Matters 07:47 It Collides Beautifully with Halloween 08:04 The Dates, and Family Programming Everywhere 08:17 Half Term Deals Most Americans Don't Know to Look For 08:39 Historic Royal Palaces Lean Into Spooky Season 08:54 Mail Rail — Walking the Abandoned Postal Railway 09:07 Hidden London — The Clapham South Deep-Level Shelters 09:36 Wartime Tunnels, Windrush Migrants, and a Spooky Season Tour 09:45 Hamlet Hail to the Thief — Barbican, from Halloween Night 10:10 Classical Music After the Proms 10:31 THE PRACTICAL HALF — What's the Weather Actually Like? 10:40 Why People Pack Wrong for October 11:01 October Is London's Second Wettest Month 11:11 Pack for Wet, Not for Cold 11:40 Jonathan's Own Late-September Experience 12:19 What to Actually Put in the Suitcase 12:30 THE CLOCKS GO BACK — October 25th 12:54 Dark by Five, and Four Thirty by December 13:39 The Transatlantic Time Muddle 13:31 How the Weather's Actually Been Running 14:09 THE BEST THING IN LONDON THIS MONTH IS FREE 14:25 Autumn Color in the Parks — The Real Event 14:49 Why Londoners Secretly Love This Month Most 15:07 The Drought, and What It Did to the Parks 15:44 Is October a Good Month to Visit London? 15:52 October and March — Jonathan's Two Picks 16:11 The Summer Crowds Are Gone and the City Belongs to Londoners 16:46 The West End 17:04 THE LONDONTOPIA EVENTS GUIDE 17:11 Why We Built It — There Wasn't a Good Independent One 18:26 The Free Mobile App, and Browsing Events by Day 19:01 Nearly a Thousand Events in the Database 19:45 Wrap-Up 19:55 Subscribe & Join the Friends of Anglotopia Club Video Version

This is Episode 3 of a special six-part Jane Austen series, sponsored throughout by Strictly Jane Austen. When we picture Jane Austen's world, most of us aren't actually picturing Hampshire in 1810 — we're picturing a television program. Colin Firth striding out of a lake. Keira Knightley on a windswept crag. A proposal in the pouring rain in front of a domed temple. The great screen adaptations gave Austen's imagined places real addresses, and this episode maps them out house by house. Jonathan Thomas is joined by Dr. Gabrielle Malcolm — author, leading expert on Austen fan culture and literary tourism, and creative director at Strictly Jane Austen — who has interviewed the people who actually made the 1995 Pride and Prejudice and knows exactly which door is which. They cover why 1995 changed everything (before it, every adaptation was studio-bound), Simon Langton's instruction to "throw open the drawing room doors," and the hierarchy of houses the production had to find: Luckington Court as Longbourn, Edgcote House as Netherfield, Lyme Park and Sudbury Hall as Pemberley, and the village of Lacock as Meryton. Along the way: the message Susannah Harker sent Gabrielle about the summer of 1994; the choreographer who poured Coca-Cola on Edgcote's polished floors so the cast wouldn't slip; the truth about who actually dived into that lake, and where the underwater shots were really filmed; why Chatsworth is arguably too grand even for Mr. Darcy; the Wilton Diptych and how Wilton House saved it; Stourhead's Arcadian fantasy gardens; and Barton Cottage on the Flete Estate in South Devon, with a five-bedroom "cottage," only two servants, and a Ferrars family named after a nearby Devon village. Most usefully of all, Gabrielle explains which of these places you can actually get into, which ones you can only nose around on an estate agent's website, and how to string the best of them together into one Wiltshire trip. 🎀 OUR SPONSOR: STRICTLY JANE AUSTEN This entire six-part series is brought to you by Strictly Jane Austen — Bath's most Austentatious travel company. Dr. Gabrielle Malcolm, today's guest, is their creative director. If this episode has you dreaming of an Austen pilgrimage, there is no better way to begin than stepping directly into Jane Austen's Bath with an expert guide. Strictly Jane Austen's award-winning tours bring Regency England to life through expertly guided walks, immersive storytelling, and carefully curated itineraries in Bath and beyond — including the Wiltshire locations discussed in this episode, which, as Gabrielle points out, are very hard to reach without a car. 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Links Our Guest Strictly Jane Austen — where Gabrielle is creative director There's Something About Darcy: The Curious Appeal of Jane Austen's Bewitching Hero by Dr. Gabrielle Malcolm Gabrielle Malcolm on Goodreads Longbourn — Luckington Court, Wiltshire (private; not open to the public) Luckington Court — listed building record and history Luckington Court listed at £9m — The Spaces Luckington Court reduced to £5m — Great British Life Netherfield — Edgcote House, Northamptonshire (private; not open to the public) Edgcote House and estate for sale — Country & Town House The 1,700-acre Edgcote estate at £45m — Robb Report Edgcote House — Northamptonshire Historic Environment Record Pemberley, 1995 — Lyme Park & Sudbury Hall Lyme, Cheshire — National Trust (exteriors, and the lake) Stay on the Lyme estate — Lyme East Lodge · Lyme West Lodge The Children's Country House at Sudbury — National Trust (interiors) Elstree Studios — where the underwater tank shots were filmed Meryton — Lacock, Wiltshire Lacock village and Lacock Abbey — National Trust The Red Lion, Lacock — the Meryton assembly rooms, and you can eat and stay there Fox Talbot Museum, Lacock — birthplace of the photographic negative Pemberley, 2005 — Chatsworth & Wilton House Chatsworth House, Derbyshire Wilton House, near Salisbury — seat of the Earls of Pembroke The Wilton Diptych — The National Gallery Hardwick Hall, Derbyshire — National Trust — Bess of Hardwick's own house Stourhead Stourhead, Wiltshire — National Trust Stay on the Stourhead estate — National Trust holiday cottages in Wiltshire Barton Cottage — Flete Estate, South Devon (private; not open to the public) The Flete Estate — and its holiday cottages Sense and Sensibility filming locations — Visit South Devon Also Mentioned Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen Sense and Sensibility by Jane Austen Visit Wiltshire Previous episodes in this series: Robert Morrison on The Regency Years; Dr. Moira Rudolf on the darker side of Georgian Bath Anglotopia Friends of Anglotopia Club Anglotopia Store Takeaways Filming locations only really became a thing with the 1995 Pride and Prejudice. Every earlier BBC version — including a 1950s television adaptation with Peter Cushing as Darcy, a late-1960s version, and a 1980 production — was studio-bound, with painted backdrops beyond the windows. Simon Langton's instruction, as he told Gabrielle himself, was to "throw open the drawing room doors" and take Austen out into the countryside. The production had to fill a hierarchy of houses, because status is the language of Pride and Prejudice. Mrs. Bennet's chatter about which local estates could be rented is a status conversation, so the houses on screen had to be graded exactly right: Longbourn, then Netherfield, then Pemberley at the top. Longbourn is Luckington Court in Wiltshire, near Chippenham on the edge of the Cotswolds — a golden Cotswold-stone Georgian house with a 17th-century dovecote and formal gardens where the Bennet sisters walk and Lady Catherine confronts Elizabeth. You can't visit, but it has been on the market three times in six years, most recently in December 2025, so you can tour the interiors via the estate agents and a House & Garden feature. It started at £9 million and was most recently listed at £4 million. Susannah Harker, who played Jane Bennet, sent Gabrielle a message for this episode about the summer of 1994 at Luckington Court. She keeps a photograph of the Georgian hallway window by her bedside — she was pregnant during filming with her son Finley, now a theater director who has himself directed Pride and Prejudice on stage at 30. Netherfield is Edgcote House in Northamptonshire — grander and more splendid than Luckington, exactly as Bingley's rented estate should be. If Elizabeth actually walked from Longbourn to Netherfield, it would be roughly 300 miles. Edgcote is a 25,900-square-foot Georgian mansion on a full estate with a farm, 31 houses, cottages and flats, formal gardens, pleasure grounds and a lake, currently seeking offers above £45 million. The dance choreographer poured Coca-Cola on Edgcote's beautifully polished wooden floors to make them sticky enough that the cast's shoes wouldn't slip during the Netherfield ball — then buffed it all off afterward. The cast spent weeks learning the formal Georgian dance sets, which Susannah Harker remembers as a great bonding exercise. The 1995 Pemberley is Lyme Park in Cheshire for exteriors and Sudbury Hall in Derbyshire for interiors. Lyme is National Trust, open to the public, near Stockport, and you can stay in cottages on the estate — people now go there specifically to get engaged and married in front of the on-screen Pemberley. Colin Firth did not dive into that lake. A stunt man did, because they wouldn't send the actor into a stagnant lake on the Lyme estate. The underwater shots — the ones that actually wet the shirt — were filmed in the big water tank at Elstree Studios, where Firth surfaced into an incompletely removed pool cover and smashed the bridge of his nose. Simon Langton's first reaction was not sympathy but "are we going to have to recast Mr. Darcy?" Chatsworth, the 2005 film's Pemberley, is arguably too grand for Darcy — many historians now say so. It's the seat of the Dukes of Devonshire, founded in the Tudor period by Bess of Hardwick, and its window frames are gilded with gold leaf so the house glitters as you approach. Darcy, by contrast, holds no title at all: he's a commoner with an old estate and £10,000 a year. The film's Pemberley interiors were shot at Wilton House near Salisbury. Gabrielle's practical recommendation is a Wiltshire loop — Bath, then Lacock for Meryton (eat at the Red Lion, which is the assembly rooms), Stourhead for the Arcadian gardens and the temple from the 2005 rain scene, Wilton House outside Salisbury, and a sneaky drive past Luckington Court. Her single favorite location is Chatsworth for sheer grandeur. Public transportation to any of it is poor, so you need to be driven. Soundbites "It was all about what he said was to throw open the drawing room doors — to bring Jane Austen out into the countryside, into the townscapes, into the settings that would reflect most accurately the lives of her characters." — Gabrielle on what director Simon Langton told her the 1995 production was really for. "Houses are so important in the language of Pride and Prejudice. That's where Davies and Langton decided on doing this — to make it very much out of the English countryside and in these historic buildings." — Gabrielle on why the hierarchy of houses had to be exactly right. "There's been more than one Jane Austen fan group online who say: come on, let's all chip in, and let's all go and live in the Bennets' house." — Gabrielle on Luckington Court's repeated appearances on the property market. "I took this photograph at Luckington Court, with that extraordinary light streaming through the beautiful Georgian hallway window. It captivated me and I felt signified something about that shoot in the late summer of 1994. I keep it next to my bed." — Susannah Harker, who played Jane Bennet, in a message read out by Gabrielle. "It really was the most beautiful English summer. The locations were the epitome of Englishness. I remember walking into each scene and thinking, yes, this is how it feels to be in Regency England. Half the work is done. Now just remember the words and don't bump into the furniture." — Susannah Harker again, on filming in those houses. "The floors at Edgcote were really shiny — these really lovely polished wooden floors. So she actually poured Coca-Cola on the wooden floors to make them stickier so that the cast's shoes wouldn't slip." — Gabrielle on the choreographer's solution to the Netherfield ball. "So that's not Colin Firth going into that lake. Because they couldn't send the actor into the slightly smelly, stagnant lake on the Lyme Park estate. The stunt man had to go in." — Gabrielle on cinema's most famous swim. "Simon Langton recalled saying: are we going to have to recast Mr. Darcy if we've broken his nose? So his first thought wasn't 'my poor actor.' It was: we've got to get on with filming." — Gabrielle on Colin Firth hitting the pool cover at Elstree. "If he'd have just left his horse to roam and graze on the field, he said we'd have got letters. There's no question the TV watching public in Britain would have written to the BBC to complain that Mr. Darcy didn't look after his horse properly after a long ride." — Gabrielle on why a stunt rider was brought in to play a groom. "Many historians have now said Chatsworth is too grand, even for Mr. Darcy." — Gabrielle on the 2005 film's choice of Pemberley, and a man who has £10,000 a year but no title at all. Chapters 00:22 Welcome to the Anglotopia Podcast 00:29 Our Sponsor — Strictly Jane Austen 01:01 Today's Subject — We're Not Picturing Hampshire, We're Picturing a TV Program 01:31 Where Longbourn Really Is, and Which House Makes the Best Pemberley 01:41 Meet Dr. Gabrielle Malcolm — Austen Fan Culture and Literary Tourism 02:08 Jonathan's Favorite Episode of the Series — "I Love Visiting These Places" 02:17 WHY 1995 CHANGED EVERYTHING 02:33 Before 1995 — BBC Versions, and Peter Cushing as Mr. Darcy 03:01 Polly Adams and Susannah Harker — Mother and Daughter as Jane Bennet 03:26 The 1980 Version — And What All the Early Adaptations Had in Common 03:35 Studio-Bound — Painted Backdrops and Clumsy Set Design 04:06 The BBC's 1990s Mission — Every Classic Novel and All of Shakespeare 04:26 Enormous Internal Budgets — The Heyday of Literary Adaptation 04:42 Watching Them at School on VHS — Gabrielle's Own Education 05:29 Sunday Afternoon Period Drama — And the License Fee 06:00 Hiring Simon Langton — The Director Behind the John le Carré Adaptations 06:39 Andrew Davies — The Man Who Turned Chapters into Episodes 07:19 Shoot It on Film — And Don't Rely on Studios 07:34 "Throw Open the Drawing Room Doors" 07:58 The Immense Scouting Expeditions 08:09 THE HIERARCHY OF HOUSES — Finding a Longbourn, a Netherfield, a Meryton and a Pemberley 08:30 Mrs. Bennet on the Local Estates — Why Houses Are the Language of the Novel 09:13 How Did They Pick Them, and What Did Fame Do to These Places? 09:24 LONGBOURN — The Bennet Home, Entailed Through the Male Line 09:42 Luckington Court, Wiltshire — Near Chippenham, on the Edge of the Cotswolds 09:53 A Georgian House With a 17th-Century Dovecote and Formal Gardens 10:11 Where the Bennet Sisters Walk, and Lady Catherine Confronts Elizabeth 10:26 You Can't Visit — But It's Been on the Market Three Times in Six Years 10:51 How to See Inside — House & Garden and the Estate Agent's Website 11:40 Fame, Fans and the Property Listings 11:55 From £9 Million Down to £4 Million — And What You Get for It 12:36 "Only Four Million Pounds — It's Chump Change" 12:42 "Let's All Chip In and Go Live in the Bennets' House" 12:52 SUSANNAH HARKER'S MESSAGE — Jane Bennet Remembers the Summer of 1994 13:13 The Photograph She Keeps by Her Bedside 13:55 Carrying Baby Finley — Now Directing Pride and Prejudice Himself 14:14 Alison Steadman in the Hallway, and the Epitome of Englishness 14:52 "Andrew Davies Took Austen Out of the Drawing Room and Into Nature" 15:13 "Just Remember the Words and Don't Bump Into the Furniture" 15:23 NETHERFIELD — Supposed to Be a Walk Across the Fields 15:38 Elizabeth's Petticoat, Inches Deep in Mud 15:49 Edgcote House, Northamptonshire — A 300-Mile Walk in Real Life 16:06 Bigger, Grander, More Splendid — Exactly Right for Bingley 16:21 New Money Renting His First Country Estate, Advised by Old Money 16:43 It Had to Host a Ball — And the Cast Spent Weeks Learning the Dances 17:10 COCA-COLA ON THE BALLROOM FLOOR — The Choreographer's Solution 17:36 Edgcote Today — Private, But Also on the Market 17:59 A 25,900-Square-Foot Georgian Mansion 18:45 Offers Above £45 Million — A Farm, 31 Houses, Gardens and a Lake 19:41 PEMBERLEY — How Do You Create the Top of the Tree? 19:48 Lyme Park, Cheshire for the Exteriors 20:18 Sudbury Hall, Derbyshire for the Interiors 20:39 Lyme Is Open to the Public — And People Get Engaged There 20:50 National Trust, Near Stockport — And You Can Stay on the Estate 21:42 THE LAKE — The Wet Shirt Scene 21:54 You See Him Dive In. You Never See Him Come Out. 22:09 The Stunt Man Went In — Not Colin Firth 22:33 The Underwater Shots Were Filmed in the Tank at Elstree 23:00 Colin Firth Smashes His Nose on the Pool Cover 23:13 "Are We Going to Have to Recast Mr. Darcy?" 24:25 The Horse and the Groom — "We'd Have Got Letters" 25:10 Private Estates and National Trust Properties Side by Side 25:24 MERYTON — The Town of Lacock 25:45 The Red Lion Pub — Where Lizzie First Meets Darcy 26:04 The Whole Village Is National Trust Protected 26:24 Bath, Then Lacock, Then a Sneaky Peek at Luckington 26:45 Lacock Abbey — Where Photography Was Invented 26:56 The Window, the First Photograph, and the Camera Obscura 27:32 Lacock and the Harry Potter Films 27:52 THE 2005 FILM — Why a Grander Pemberley? 28:19 Does Chatsworth Make Us Perceive Darcy Differently? 28:29 Why Chatsworth Worked for a Movie and Not a Series 28:54 "Impact Is Everything" 29:01 Lyme Park Is Beautiful — Chatsworth Is Gobsmacking 29:32 The Cavendish Family and the Dukes of Devonshire 29:46 Not National Trust — Its Own Trust, Still Run by the Family 30:31 "Chatsworth Is Too Grand, Even for Mr. Darcy" 30:48 Georgiana, Duchess of Devonshire — And Why the Family Mattered 31:15 BESS OF HARDWICK — From Humble Origins to Countess of Shrewsbury 31:57 Embroidery With Mary, Queen of Scots 32:16 Hardwick Hall — More Windows Than Any House Ever Built 32:33 Her Own Throne Room, and "We're All Elizabeth Together" 33:00 Darcy Has No Title — His Aunt Does 33:36 A Commoner With an Old Estate and £10,000 a Year 34:09 Not in the Chatsworth Mould — Cascades, Follies and Gilded Windows 34:39 The Windows Have Just Been Re-Gilded 35:02 WILTON HOUSE — Pemberley's Interiors in the 2005 Film 35:11 The Wiltshire Loop — All These Locations Within Reach of Bath 35:57 Jonathan's Stately Home White Whale 36:19 Lord Castlemaine and the Embassy to Rome 36:40 THE WILTON DIPTYCH — Kept Safe at Wilton House 36:57 Richard II Presented to the Virgin Mary 37:22 Saved From the Reformation and From Cromwell 37:34 STOURHEAD — Jonathan's Favorite Stately Home in Britain 38:11 Famous for the Gardens, Not the House 38:18 The Rain Scene in the 2005 Film 38:35 Why Stourhead Is So Beloved Locally 39:24 The Bridge, the Water and the Little Temple 39:47 Darcy and Elizabeth's Encounter in the Rain 40:04 Not What Pemberley Would Actually Have Had 40:30 It's All About the Storytelling and the Escapist Quality 40:47 What Those Gardens Were Really For 41:25 Moving Great Mature Trees Because They Spoiled the View 41:36 Stourhead Today — A Joy for Anyone Who Loves Horticulture 42:14 Autumn at Stourhead — Like New England, Only in Wiltshire 42:53 BARTON COTTAGE — Sense and Sensibility 43:22 The Dashwoods Have to Move 43:45 Sir John Middleton and the Barton Estate in Devon 43:59 Austen's Joke — Five Bedrooms and Only Two Servants 44:13 What Jane Austen Actually Knew About Domestic Work 44:47 The Cottage on Screen — Chosen for Its Vistas 45:13 Space for Marianne to Range Around 45:35 Throwing Open the Doors Again — Ang Lee and Emma Thompson 45:54 An 18th-Century Stone Cottage — Brand New in Austen's Day 46:18 Quaint and Tumbledown Now, Well-Appointed Then 46:35 The Flete Estate, South Devon — Private, But People Still Make the Pilgrimage 46:59 On the Estuary, Near Plymouth, Drake and the Royal Navy 47:32 NEWTON FERRERS — And Where Edward Ferrars Got His Name 47:59 Lucy Steele, and Edward as a Student in Her Father's House 48:12 George Austen at Steventon Took In Pupils the Same Way 48:38 "Lucy Ferrars Is a Pun on Lucifer" 49:19 Why the Cottage's Position Serves the Storytelling 49:35 Margaret as Lookout — Is It Brandon, Willoughby or Edward? 50:03 WHERE TO STAY — The Flete Estate and South Devon 50:17 Cottages on the Stourhead Estate — And Christmas Lights 50:38 Gabrielle's White Whale: Stourhead at Christmas 50:46 THE FAVORITE — Which Location Wins? 50:53 Chatsworth, for the Sheer Grandeur of It 51:17 But Do the Wiltshire Tour — Stourhead, Wilton, Luckington 51:56 The Wiltshire Triangle, and Why You Need to Be Driven 52:20 Wrap-Up — A Long List of Houses to Go Stand In Front Of 52:37 Our Sponsor — Strictly Jane Austen, Tours and Gift Vouchers 53:02 Friends of Anglotopia, and Join Us Next Time Video Version