Mr. and Mrs. Acquired: Tuesday, August 11th, 2026

1. Alex Cooper’s Unwell Beverage Business Is Coming to an End: Report (People) (28:14) 2. The punishment Bill Gates’s daughter Phoebe is most likely to face over Phia’s ‘cookie stuffing’ controversy (New York Post) (36:46) 3. Shay Mitchell's Company BÉIS Sells in $210 Million Deal (E News) (43:05) 4. Taylor Swift has solo night out in London as Travis Kelce returns to Chiefs practice post-wedding (Page Six) (46:28) 5. Instagram introduces a redesigned wordmark (Tech Crunch) (54:50) Queenie and Weenie of The Week (1:00:02) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) ⁠⁠The Toast Patreon ⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠Toast Merch⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠The Camper & The Counselor⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Lean In⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1. Alex Cooper Breaks Silence on Dave Portnoy’s Recent Allegation About Her Exit from Barstool Sports (Just Jared) (26:53) 2. Lakers Sold to Ex-Disney Chief Bob Iger and Karlie Kloss’ Husband for Record-Breaking $12 Billion (PEOPLE) (37:28) 3. Travis Kelce Calls Wedding to Taylor Swift ‘Best Night of My Life’ in First Comments (PEOPLE) (43:05) 4. Meghan Markle suffers awkward exchange with David Foster in viral video (Page Six) (51:32) 5. Whitney Leavitt Reveals She’s Returning to Broadway to Star in Just in Time After Breaking Box Office Records in Chicago (PEOPLE) (55:56) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) ⁠The Toast Patreon ⁠⁠  ⁠⁠Toast Merch⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry⁠⁠ ⁠⁠The Camper & The Counselor⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Lean In⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1. Kaia Gerber and Homer Gere Have Heard It All Before (Vogue) (22:23) 2. Rihanna Shares Rare Photos with All 3 Kids as They Visit the Barbados Street Where She Grew Up, Which Is Now Named After Her (PEOPLE) (28:35) 3. Khloé Kardashian’s Khloud Expands Functional Snack Line With Collagen-infused Chips (WWD) (33:15) 4. Alex Cooper and Matt Kaplan’s Unwell Media Company Valued at $500 Million After Investment From Patrick Whitesell’s WTSL (Variety) (45:32) 5. Former Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Reece Weaver is Broadway bound in 'Chicago' (USA Today) (49:23) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) ⁠The Toast Patreon ⁠⁠  ⁠⁠Toast Merch⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry⁠⁠ ⁠⁠The Camper & The Counselor⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Lean In⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1. Acquired Style’s Brigette Pheloung Is Married to Mitch McHale After Nearly 9 Years Together (PEOPLE) (25:18) 2. Brooks Nader ditches bikini top in front of entire family — including her dad — on Italian getaway (Page Six) (36:53) 3. Brad Pitt Reveals He’s No Longer Sober After 7-Year Stretch, Drinks in a ‘More Restrained Manner’ Now (PEOPLE) (40:59) 4. Anne Hathaway Responds to Internet Speculation That She’s Faking Her Pregnancy After Viral Bump Photos (PEOPLE) (48:44) 5. Chrissy Metz Is Taking a GLP-1 After Years of Skepticism. She Knows People Will Have Thoughts (PEOPLE) (56:36) - Dear Toasters Advice Segment (1:01:37) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) ⁠The Toast Patreon ⁠⁠  ⁠⁠Toast Merch⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry⁠⁠ ⁠⁠The Camper & The Counselor⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Lean In⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1. Kylie Jenner Shares a Look Inside Her Star-Studded ‘Princess Kitty’ 29th Birthday Party (PEOPLE) (32:39) 2. Michael B. Jordan and Raye spark romance rumors during Six Flags outing (Page Six) (39:04) 3. ‘Off Campus’ star Ella Bright joined Suki Waterhouse on stage at her Loveland Tour stop in Vancouver over the weekend (Instagram) (43:04) 4. Tate McRae’s surprise split from sports star boyfriend: All the details (Page Six) (53:00) 5. Love Island's Jennifer Terry Partners with Carl's Jr. (Instagram) (1:00:14) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) ⁠The Toast Patreon ⁠⁠  ⁠⁠Toast Merch⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry⁠⁠ ⁠⁠The Camper & The Counselor⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Lean In⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1. Zendaya and Tom Holland Have Secret Wedding Celebration at Luxury Hotel in English Countryside (PEOPLE) (25:28) 2. ‘Primetime’ Trailer: Robert Pattinson Suits Up as ‘To Catch a Predator’ Host Chris Hansen in A24 Crime Thriller (Variety) (33:28) 3. Hilary Duff reunites with ex Joel Madden for surprise duet 20 years after split (Page Six) (40:21) 4. Joe Jonas Says His First Solo Album’s Poor Sales Led Him to Therapy After Experiencing Panic Attacks (PEOPLE) (44:41) 5. Morgan Freeman Says He Will ‘Overlook’ a Bad Script If a Job Pays Him ‘Enough’ (PEOPLE) (55:03) - Queenie and Weenie of The Week (58:37) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) ⁠The Toast Patreon ⁠⁠  ⁠⁠Toast Merch⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry⁠⁠ ⁠⁠The Camper & The Counselor⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Lean In⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1. Amanda Frances Out Of ‘The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills’ After One Season: “I Win In The End” (Deadline) (28:50) 2. ‘The Five Star Weekend’ Renewed for Season 2 After Becoming Peacock’s Most-Watched Scripted Series Ever (Variety) (40:31) 3. ‘Gilmore Girls’ Documentary Filming for HBO Max (The Hollywood Reporter) (44:49) 4. Tate McRae Is Being Dragged For Seemingly Pretending To Use The Drugstore Products In A Sponsored Skincare Video (Buzzfeed) (54:36) 5. Alex Cooper and Shawn Levy to Produce Ali Hazelwood’s Deep End Movie (PEOPLE) (1:00:31) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) ⁠The Toast Patreon ⁠⁠  ⁠⁠Toast Merch⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry⁠⁠ ⁠⁠The Camper & The Counselor⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Lean In⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1. Perez Hilton Hospitalized After Appearing to Self-Harm in Disturbing Livestream Video, Police Confirm (PEOPLE) (33:21) 2. ‘The Voice’ Scores Celebrity Edition At NBC; Joe Jonas Joins Queen Latifah & Riley Green As Coach With Keke Palmer Hosting (Deadline) (35:43) 3. Brittany Cartwright Breaks Silence on Jax Taylor Dating Her Former Publicist Lori Krebs (E! Online) (42:47) 4. Bradley Cooper and Gigi Hadid’s matching wedding rings are ‘a declaration of love’ (Page Six) (53:29) 5. Khloé Kardashian’s ‘The Girls’ Gets Trailer & Premiere Date At Hulu (Deadline) (56:32) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) ⁠The Toast Patreon ⁠⁠  ⁠⁠Toast Merch⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry⁠⁠ ⁠⁠The Camper & The Counselor⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Lean In⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1. Pete Davidson Spotted on Date with Sarah Jane Nader from Hulu’s ‘Love Thy Nader’ Series (Just Jared) (20:49) 2. Aaron Rodgers subtly shades brother Jordan after reconciling with parents (Page Six) (25:44) 3. “Southern Charm” star Craig Conover has forgiven “Summer House” star Kyle Cooke after their years-long feud (Instagram) (30:35) 4. Gavin Leatherwood Joins Nina Dobrev in Film Adaptation of Tessa Bailey Hit It Happened One Summer (PEOPLE) (34:44) 5. Traitors’ Rob Rausch Hard Launches Chloe Chen Relationship With Glimpse into Japan Vacation (E! Online) (40:15) - Dear Toasters Advice Segment (47:07) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) ⁠The Toast Patreon ⁠⁠  ⁠⁠Toast Merch⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry⁠⁠ ⁠⁠The Camper & The Counselor⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Lean In⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1. Ariana Grande pulls out of West End debut as she takes step back from limelight after weight loss concerns (Page Six) (26:14) 2. ‘Barbie’ Sequel Stalls as David Zaslav Won’t Approve Bigger Salaries for Ryan Gosling and Margot Robbie (Variety) (31:40) 3. Dolores Catania’s Son Frank Jr. Marries Nicole Perricho in ‘Elegant’ Wine Country Wedding in Portugal (PEOPLE) (38:23) 4. John Galliano Is the Subject of the Next Costume Institute Show (Vogue) (50:50) 5. ‘Spider-Man: Brand New Day’ Swings to Mind-Blowing $355 Million Debut, Second-Biggest Opening Weekend in Box Office History (Variety) (56:33) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) ⁠The Toast Patreon ⁠⁠  ⁠⁠Toast Merch⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry⁠⁠ ⁠⁠The Camper & The Counselor⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Lean In⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices