Hour 1: The Drunkenness Tiers

"As long as he tells us the truth about the water park." JuJu has some feedback on today's show and a Philip Rivers-inspired Top 5 that will make Dan's heart happy if he actually listens to this Postgame Show while in New York. Hey, Dan. If you're reading this, I'm not doubting you, but I'm just saying you're likely busy enjoying your time in The Big Apple. Apple time, apple time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Do you know what happens to people who don't know about Patrick Dempsey in the 1995 Movie Outbreak?" Zaslow has found himself in a controversy so severe that he may end up out of work. Speaking of... where is Ryan Tannehill? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I am doing a thing." Pablo and Chris offer helpful opinions, but not until after they were actually helpful. Also, Quentin Jammer has a wild claim, and there is a ton of breaking news all around Major League Baseball. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"His therapist goes home and says, 'I did a bad thing today.'" Pablo finally realized that AI is coming for all of us because he got tricked by it this morning, and is Philip Rivers a first ballot Gunslinger Hall of Famer? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I'll say the M-word. I don't care." We're divin' hog first into another Local Hour discussing the Miami Hurricanes and Notre Dame Fighting Irish. Mike Ryan has been digesting Notre Dame podcasts non-stop in preparation for an upcoming chicken s**t press conference, and he is ready to start breaking down the upcoming Texas A&M game. Also, Amin is sick, David is loud wrong about Millie Bobby Brown, and Zas knows a little something about the Lord's start time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"What's up, my brother John?" We officially have our second 3-time nominee for the MVP of the day, but not until JuJu's Top 5 celebrates some of the weirdest moves of the weekend. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"If you don't get up, you're getting hog." Now that Dan and his New York crew have finally gone out to lunch, it's time for the big boys to talk sports. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Tell that shit to the New York Post!" Mero stops by to tell the crew why he doesn't want Giannis Antetokounmpo on the Knicks and to laugh with Dan and Pablo about Wayne Gretzky's pronunciation of Curacao, Fernando Mendoza's speech, and Dan's wardrobe. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"It was an abortion, Michael." Hank Azaria shares the origins of his many voices, aspirations for his Bruce Springsteen cover band, and what he hopes will happen in the Chiefs-Texans game because he won't watch it until he gets on the treadmill later today. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"H2H Matter. Miami in!" With the Miami Hurricanes making the College Football Playoff, Inter Miami winning the MLS Cup, and the Cyclones earning their way to a title game this upcoming Friday, Dan did the only thing he could: leave Miami for New York to co-host the Local Hour with Pablo Torre. At least he's not doing this from East Texas A&M. Today's cast: Dan, Pablo, Zaslow, Amin, Roy, Jeremy, Mike, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices