The Lizzie McGuire Movie (w/ Jasmine Monroe)

On the brink of exhaustion after being terrorized by Chelsea's daughter all weekend, Donny completes the cycle of abuse by traumatizing the Cuties with a very detailed Jonas Brothers tweet. Then, the duo cross the Rainbow Bridge to cover Neighbors From Outer Space (which does not include biting off fingernails) and also... fables, some of which may be made up. They also discuss their favorite commercials, their weirdest neighbors, and Donny's hatred of space. And Chelsea sings. Again. For bonus episodes and unedited & unhinged audio and video recaps, subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh (or scream), please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Even God can't stop them! Donny and Chelsea are finally recording the episode that fate tried (repeatedly) to make not happen, and they use the powers of the Magic Tree House to really go places (none of which are the Titanic). They also discuss the hyper focuses of their formative years, cringey abbreviations, setting boundaries, and what your choice of Titanic VHS says about you. Also, Chelsea decides to sing (...twice) and do a little voice work. For bonus episodes and unedited & unhinged audio and video recaps, subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh (or scream), please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Donny and Chelsea are still broken from last week's book, so they are using their big fat mouths to tackle an elementary aged book this week: Junie B. Jones and Her Big Fat Mouth. While Junie terrorizes her family and her kindergarten class, Chelsea and Donny terrorize each other with stories of baby talk and childhood dentists. They also talk about kids from the wrong side of the tracks, biting, childhood aspirations, and getting people fired on Take Your Child to Work Day. Also, Junie is almost as much of a feminist as Donny is. For bonus episodes and unedited & unhinged audio and video recaps, subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh (or scream), please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There's nothing as horrible as being abducted and then lied to your whole life by the people who love you... except reading about it. This week, Donny and Chelsea read the tedious fan favorite "The Face On the Milk Carton" by Caroline B. Cooney and spend that time wishing someone would chloroform them and take them away so they can stop reading. Before you attack - Donny remembered loving this book as a child, but it's not the dramatic thriller you remember. Besides spending the hour saying how miserable they are, the duo also discuss out of the box child names, sick day habits, the 90s obsession of milk and missing white girls, and most importantly - the vaginal health of the Laguna Beach cast. Head to factormeals.com/cuteone50 and use code CUTEONE50 to get 50% off! For bonus episodes and unedited & unhinged audio and video recaps, subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh (or scream), please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, Chelsee and Dhani are hanging out with the Baby-Sitters Club Little Sister today to cover Karen's Haircut by Ann M. Martin. Karen may have no teeth, but the duo have many things to talk about - including childhood games, homemade music videos, playground weddings, the mom from Home Improvement and JoJo the Dog Faced Boy. Also... do your children listen to this podcast? For bonus episodes and unedited & unhinged audio and video recaps, subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh (or scream), please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

With their new book club underway, Donny and Chelsea get Goosebumps as they spend One Day at HorrorLand, where they are met with a lot of cliffhangers that really take the action to the next level. JUST KIDDING - the cliffhangers in this book go nowhere! The duo also talk about bowel movements, escape rooms, road trips gone bad, and where they'd draw the line on Fear Factor. Plus, Chelsea experiences the greatest horror in her life when Donny informs her about the pirate ship ride. Oy, Sally! For bonus episodes and unedited & unhinged audio and video recaps, subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh (or scream), please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The library is open (or whatever the girls say), and for their first book club meeting, Chelsea and Donny are covering the book Chelsea hasn't been able to shut up about - Judy Blume's "Forever." The two discuss the delicacies of The Melting Pot, the perks of horse girls, annoying teenagers, and... Ralph (not the Mouse on the Motorcycle.) Then, Chelsea shares (one of) her most embarrassing date stories. Also, Donny doesn't know how to read (not in a Lea Michele way). For bonus episodes and unedited & unhinged audio and video recaps, subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh (or scream), please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In solidarity of the WGA/SAG strike, Donny and Chelsea will not be covering movies or scripted television while the strike is on. So after a meltdown and/or nervous break, Donny and Chelsea realized - like Lea Michele - they needed to move in... wait for it... new directions. So, today they come equipped with ideas of what they can cover. Consider yourself a fly on the wall of their Busy Businesswoman Boardroom as they pitch their best ideas in this episode. (Don't worry - there's still many tangents and an influx of chaos; it's still the podcast you know and love!) For bonus episodes and unedited & unhinged audio and video recaps, subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh (or scream), please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This podcast was recorded before the SAG strike began. We stand with SAG and the WGA while they negotiate for a fair contract. In honor of Leo season and Halle Berry's birthday, comic Quin Lamar (@thequinlamar) joins Donny and Chelsea to cover 2004's Catwoman. As is tradition when Quin is the guest, alliances are fast and loose: he and Chelsea team up to make fun of Donny's last hairline hoorah before he and Donny educate Chelsea on good comedy. Also, the three share what scene made them realize this was a terrible movie (it... varies, to say the least). Beautiful. This episode is sponsored by Factor Meals! Head to factormeals.com/cuteone50 and use code cuteone50 to get 50% off! For bonus episodes and unedited & unhinged audio and video recaps, subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh (or scream), please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

When the host of Gay Ass Podcast Eric Williams joins Donny and Chelsea, they have NO choice but to cover the gayest movie they can think of: Soapdish. The three discuss Pierce Brosnan in Mrs. Doubtfire, being gay in 8th grade, James and the Giant Peach, and the 2023 equivalent to soap operas. Then, Donny shares where he’d be if he was a nepo nephew and Chelsea’s M Night experience leads her to guess the twist (well, ONE of them…) For bonus episodes and unedited & unhinged audio and video recaps, subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh (or scream), please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices