Dreamgirls (w/ Kendrick Tucker)

Listening to this episode? Big mistake. Huge. Because to kick off the start of Chelchella 2023, Donny and Chelsea are alone to cover "Pretty Woman" - and we know how unhinged the duo is without a guest. They begin the episode by putting an end to Plungergate before they discuss the un-Disney'fied original ending, debate the semantics of a "romcom," and list the top 3 reasons why Richard Gere's character is awful. They also decide where they'd draw the line when it comes to sex work rules, Chelsea's #discocowboy summer begins, and the Cuties submit their most specific red flags. For bonus episodes and unedited & unhinged audio and video recaps, subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh (or scream), please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What a better way to celebrate Memorial Day than watching a movie that sums up the American experience perfectly: American Pie. And to recap it, Donny and Chelsea are joined by Emily Hanks, host of "She Speaks Bravo" and "She Speaks It All!" The movie may not be mean (thanks, Rog!), but it is... a lot of other bad things (this movie... does not age well, even though there's only a few pie thrusts!) The three relive their worst bedroom experiences and discuss fuzzy porn, hot cartoon characters, and which household items can be used as... toys. Also, Emily shares behind the scenes stories from the movie and her bedroom antics with someone you've seen on your TV (maybe). Suck me, beautiful! SPONSORS: Go to zocdoc.com/cute and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Then find and book a top-rated doctor. Many are available within 24 hours. For bonus episodes and unedited & unhinged audio and video recaps, subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh (or scream), please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Who better to cover the 20th anniversary of The Lizzie McGuire Movie than a jet-setting fashion icon of our own, Big Brother 24's Jasmine Monroe? She, along with Donny & Chelsea, discuss grocery store coloring contests, CatDog, Disney Channel stereotypes, and talking to strangers. Then, the Cuties submit their most mortifying moments of public humiliation and Jasmine shares why she and her sister stopped speaking for six months. For bonus episodes and unedited & unhinged audio and video recaps, subscribe to our Patreon! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chelsea may hate Jim Carrey, but she and Donny are still covering "Bruce Almighty" with the help of returning Cutie, Christine Biancavilla, and if she thought her appearance on their "Never Been Kissed" episode was unhinged - well, God (or Bruce) help her. They also discuss the social norms of being late, news bloopers, and how Jennifer Aniston is always paired with men that she's better than. Then, they ponder what their first plan of action would be if they got God powers (Spoiler alert: Donny did... not understand the prompt.) Also, Reba is everywhere and more Bubba Gump Shrimp Company secrets are revealed. Enter at your own risk (because... well, you'll find out.) For bonus episodes and unedited & unhinged audio and video recaps, subscribe to our Patreon! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Best is different than favorite, but Dakota Wright is here to prove that Clueless is both! While Dakota is our self-identified Cher, Donny shares how he would get extra credit by telling his teachers he was getting extra credit. Then, the three discuss the worst mid-party makeovers, cooking on dates, backseat drivers, and failing the driver's test. Also, Chelsea reveals more family secrets. For bonus episodes and unedited & unhinged audio and video recaps, subscribe to our Patreon! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Since Robyn Schall's (@robynschallcomic, Call Waiting with Robyn Schall) ex-boyfriend saw Blue Crush, we knew she was the perfect choice to join Donny and Chelsea to cover the movie. In addition to this extended Youtube video, the three also eating leftover food (possibly out of a dumpster), Donny's beautiful eyes, and its similarities to Center Stage. Also, Chelsea still can't swim (but she can eat Wendy's!) For bonus episodes and unedited & unhinged audio and video recaps, subscribe to our Patreon! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Donny and Chelsea may be Forgetting Sarah Marshall today, but they could never forget Kara Berry, the host of Everyone's Business But Mine. Before they get to the movie, Donny draws the line at what is musically "too far," but more importantly - will Kelly Clarkson no longer record songs with Reba? Then, Chelsea finally shares her voodoo doll story, and Donny reveals why his husband is still mad at him about their honeymoon luau. Also, Chelsea would see the Dracula puppet show but doesn't want to see a flaccid penis. For bonus episodes and unedited & unhinged audio and video recaps, subscribe to our Patreon! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hail to the ch...Katie Holmes! In honor of Leighton Meester's birthday, Donny and Chelsea are covering a movie that has nothing to do with her - First Daughter! We're not getting political, but Lucy (@lucyontheground) joins the hosts to educate Donny on the fashions (and not fashions) of the early 2000s while Chelsea gives tips to avoid trombone people in college. Also, Chelsea and Donny realize how they know each other from their past lives, and... the math isn't mathing with the relationship in this movie. For bonus episodes and unedited & unhinged audio and video recaps, subscribe to our Patreon! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Donny and Chelsea are feeling crabby because comedian and co-host of The Messy Show, Katie Arroyo, joins them to discuss the most bonkers movie in rom-com history, "Simply Irresistible." They discuss pirate bars, what Sarah Michelle Gellar's hairstyle does for a movie's plot, bad math, rum raisin ice cream, and the lack of entrepreneurial initiative that the lead character shows. Then, Donny's mental gymnastics are performed at an Olympic-level when a conversation about Foodies leads him to cry over his college wardrobe. Also, he thinks about sex 8 times during this episode. (A bonus 9th time now because this is Chelsea & Donny's 69th episode!) For bonus episodes and unedited & unhinged audio and video recaps, subscribe to our Patreon! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Sponsor: This episode is sponsored by Zocdoc. Go to zocdoc.com/cute and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Then find and book a top-rated doctor today. Many are available within 24 hours. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

To really make it clear that Donny Appreciation is over, Chelsea enrolls the help of zodiac enthusiast, Gabby Prescod (of Bravo's Summer House), to choose between Pisces men or Gemini women. With that out of the way, the three discuss the Amanda Bynes classic, "What A Girl Wants" - the recycled set, how they'd ruin the life of an evil step-sister, and Harry Potter look-a-likes. Then, Donny follows the plot closely on Wikipedia, Gabby shares her most vivid Fashion Week memories, and the Cuties air out their family's smelliest dirty laundry. For bonus episodes and unedited & unhinged audio and video recaps, subscribe to our Patreon! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Sponsor: This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/cuteone and get on your way to being your best self. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices