Help I Want To Feel Carefree Again

Do William and Jordan have any fictional doppelgangers? That's the question William and Jordan set out to answer, you be the judge how close they get it. Elsewhere there's a discussion about the best form of washing line and not only favourite cakes, but also favourite Agatha Christie murder mysteries… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

With William fresh from his latest appointment with the hydrotherapist and Jordan just about recovered from Our Lee's wedding, the boys come together for another catch up for the ages. William's parents have finally settled on a door, Jordan learns about embalming for the very first time and there's a dilemma involving more than one arsehole. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

William finally hands over his phone for Jordan to snoop through his internet search history, and the boys discuss what names they’d give their (currently fictional) yachts. They also draw up their dream lists of replacement co-hosts, in case one of them kicks the bucket. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our headline show at the Crossed Wires Festival in Sheffield was so much fun that we just had to share a selection of our favourite moments. Expect William’s diary, a message from the festival’s creative director Greg James, and a dilemma that’s sure to put you off eating sausage rolls for life. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After Jordan boldly claimed that he could tell where a notherner was from ‘just by the sound of their sneeze’ William’s putting him to the test! That’s not the only bold claim as the boys discuss the best dictator haircuts and who they’d be in the Star Wars universe. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jordan's back from holiday and he's got a renewed spring in his step when he returns to the studio. Whilst William declares himself a motorbike convert and dreams up a plan for his own music festival. There's also time for the boys to solve dilemmas involving scrunching or folding and a code brown situation. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There's a brand new book all about William in the studio, but all isn't as it seems. The boys also create a common or not common list, react to your best moments of passive aggressive communication and discover that you can actually die with a hard on. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After the highs and moans of last week’s massage, William has an exciting Dixon Dallas update that’s sure to maintain the sensual vibes. Meanwhile, Jordan’s grappling with some chest hair issues he’s desperate to sort before his holiday. The boys also tackle your modern-day dilemmas regarding how to correctly lay out your cutlery drawer, and what to do if you get caught crotch-watching. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

William’s been under a lot of stress lately, and being the great friend his Jordan’s decided to surprise him with a bit of pampering (for both of them naturally). Expect all the usual Sexted fun, with added groaning.Thank you to the lovely Giorgio and Marcin from Urban for coming on the podcast. If you fancy an at-home massage, get 10% off your first treatment with the code BOSS, you’ve got until the 31st August to use the code. Just head to www.urban.co and book now! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There’s a lot of firsts in today’s episode. William’s writing his first letter to the Pope and has come up with likely the first ever sexual pun involving curry. It’s also the first time Jordan has realised that the set of Help I Sexted My Boss doesn’t actually have a real brick wall behind him. We really all go through life at our own pace, don’t we? After those firsts, the boys get to your dilemmas involving showing off your VPL (visible penis line) and what should you do if your date asks you to pay for half of the meal because you didn’t put out. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.