Get Your Creek On: A Podcast About Jonathan Creek

A priceless porcelain statue disappears into thin air despite being under the watchful eye of three museum guards. Impossible, surely?Suspicion falls on the curator and her daughter, who may or may not have hidden the coveted figurine in the woods behind their house.Elsewhere, Adam has apparently hypnotised an old woman beyond return, and deals with the matter by going on a low-rent reality show.And worry not, another relaxing and stimulating session of Creek-themed ASMR is in the offing!

An esteemed police officer is photographed sneering at a hanged woman, but denies being a murderer.Chewing gum in a plant pot, walnuts sown into pyjamas and a bible in a wooden box are among the strange clues to consider.Meanwhile, Adam is channelling (i.e. ripping off) David Blaine for attention.If you’re struggling with the rigours of daily life, why not tingle away all your problems with some Creek-themed ASMR?

When a paranormal investigator drowns his sorrows and then, accidentally, himself, it makes no sense; after all, his lover had just given him some great news.He appears to then contact her from beyond his watery grave, which is astonishingly inexplicabe. Unless you’re Jonathan Creek, who somehow makes it… explicable.Meanwhile, Adam is on a quest to prove his diversity awareness, largely because it could help him get his end away.Why not take the chance to chill out a bit after the excitement of the episode by indulging in some Creek-themed ASMR?

An ageing fashion designer defenestrates himself from the third floor of his family home, taking his beloved parrot with him for good measure. Why?When his grieving son pulls off an impossible identity-changing trick just days later, there’s only one shaggy-haired, duffel coat-clad man who can explain things.Meanwhile, moronic moron Kenny Starkiss gets into league with some foreign baddies. What a chump.If you need to calm down after all this - and you almost certainly will - then this pod has just the trick: Jonathan Creek-themed ASMR.

When a philandering composer’s bit on the side has all her hair chopped off by kidnappers, surely it’s physically impossible for it to grow back in just two days?Elsewhere, when a ventriloquist’s dummy is built umpteen times larger than it should have been, Jonathan needs to figure out how to keep the show on the road.And has he finally found a new paramour? Not if she keeps on treating him like a replacement for her dead spaniel, that’s for sure.After all the excitement of this high stakes mystery, why not take the opportunity to relax with some dreamy, JC-themed ASMR?

When a police officer is strangled to death in a locked gymnasium that the killer couldn’t possibly have escaped from, nobody can explain it.She’s the third victim of a mysterious killer who knocks about the place wearing a Davy Crockett-style hat - how many more will there be?Jonathan and Carla Borrego not only cross paths again but become colleagues on her new TV show. But will past indignations stymie everything?In a new feature on the pod, you can relax, unwind and relieve stress thanks to some soothing, JC-themed audio stimuli!

Actress Vivien Brodie is shot dead in impossible circumstances on the set of her latest film. When her ex-husband is found dead just a few days later, it doesn't take a genius to work out that there's some kind of connection... but what is it?Meanwhile, Adam Klaus and Jonathan find themselves in a vertical but thankfully fully-clothed 69 position, and whilst Maddie may be gone, a new laydee is about to enter JC's life.And in other news, get ready to hear about some really crazy bastards from the zany world of postcard collecting.

After drug baron Frank Geiger has several bullets pumped into his brain and is left in a locked basement, that really ought to have been that.However, when the police end up finding him, his corpse has somehow managed to climb a set of stairs.Meanwhile, Adam Klaus is up for a prestigious award, but takes umbrage when he’s beaten to it by drag act Deborah Cadabera.And are you ready for a dangerous search-and-seizure operation in Iraq that goes awry?

When a former glamour model is burned alive (to death) after her cigarette falls into a lawnmower’s fuel tank, the last thing you’d expect is for her to be wandering down a country lane just a few hours later.Nevertheless, a completely reliable witness says that this is exactly what happened. How bizarre. Meanwhile, Maddie books Jonathan in to do a Q&A with the Jonathan Creek Fan Club, much to the man’s umbrage.

Mimi, an old colleague of Maddie’s, turns up with a strange tale of a murdered hermit, and Jonathan agrees to help despite Maddie’s jealousy.Ezra Carr lived a solitary life for 20 years, so why would anyone try to kill him? And why didn’t they steal any of his valuables while they were at it?When they head to the creepy scene of the crime to check it out, Maddie baffles the cocky Mimi with a tremendous disappearing trick of her own.