Episode 3 - "We are the daughters of witches"

Happy Boxing Day you little rascals! It's a festive special this week, so in true MLP fashion, we are putting pop culture icons on blast.  We're talking selling sunset, we're talking about Miss Adele Adkins, her gatekeeping of wine, and also about just how confusing climate change is. Do you need a celebrity dating agency? The girls have got you covered. Gay cousins? Check. And just for the record, Zoe is a bit more than an ally. Follow us on Instagram at @MorningLaughPod and find us at www.themorninglaughterpodcast.com Want to submit a question to your hangxiety aunts or just hurl abuse at us? Get in touch at [email protected] Hosts: Alex & Zoe Producer: Jack Elliott

Can you believe? We had a full Christmas special ready to go and BAM! She got omicron! She’s already started isolating and should be ready for Boxing Day, but until then, we’ve got a sneak peak that is still latty flowing negative. This week’s sneak peek is a worried listener who is facing a backlash following the exposure of their office Christmas party in 2020. Feeling pissed? You should be! Follow us on Instagram at @MorningLaughPod and find us at www.themorninglaughterpodcast.com Want to submit a question to your hangxiety aunts or just hurl abuse at us? Get in touch at [email protected] Hosts: Alex & Zoe Producer: Jack Elliott

Step into The Church of Alex & Zoe my dudes because it is time to confess! We called out for your anonymous confessions on Instagram and we did not expect to be shook to our cores quite so violently. What can you expect this week? Stories of deceitful friends, chronic liars, elusive gay cousins, and tales of hookup sauce, expelled prematurely in a car park. We're not joking - our listeners are AWFUL. Strap in, its confessions week. Follow us on Instagram at @MorningLaughPod and find us at www.themorninglaughterpodcast.com Want to submit a question to your hangxiety aunts or just hurl abuse at us? Get in touch at [email protected] Hosts: Alex & Zoe Producer: Jack Elliott

It's another sneak peek week you set of radgepackets! As some of you may know, we put out a request for outrageous confessions and christ alive did you deliver! As per usual, we can't publish the episode just yet (we're still waiting for all of your parents to sign the release papers before we can put it out) but we do have a little smidge of muck to bless you with. We're not joking, whatever you got up to this weekend, just be glad you didn't have to 'drop the kids off' in a car park at 1am. We hope you enjoy and can't wait for the full episode to drop x Follow us on Instagram at @MorningLaughPod and find us at www.themorninglaughterpodcast.com Want to submit a question to your hangxiety aunts or just hurl abuse at us? Get in touch at [email protected] Hosts: Alex & Zoe Producer: Jack Elliott

The girls are back! Season 3 is here my dudes and Alex and Zoë are so ready for you! They might be apart but thanks to our team of engineers, The Morning Laughter Podcast will be entertaining you through the festive season and countering as much of your seasonal affective disorder as possible. Alex is burping, ordering chicken yakitori, and Zoë has ruffled the collars of foodies over her controversial views on garlic. Follow us on Instagram at @MorningLaughPod and find us at www.themorninglaughterpodcast.com Want to submit a question to your hangxiety aunts or just hurl abuse at us? Get in touch at [email protected] Hosts: Alex & Zoe Producer: Jack Elliott

We’re back! But this time we’re podding from home! Whilst Alex is exiled in her childhood home, Zoë is dialling her in using the wonders of modern technology. This week, we’re teasing you with a prediction of how Alex’s date in Leeds is going to go. Spoiler alert, he’s getting a Peroni, she’s getting the Chicken Yakitori. Could Zoë have been Mystic Meg in a past life? It’s highly likely. Stay tuned for the full episode, dropping next Sunday xxx

We’re back! And this week - everybody getting count bin-faced. As per, we’re divulging the celebrity goss of the last few weeks and chipping in with opinions that nobody asked for but everybody needs. For example, Billie Eilish took our advice and got her fantastic chebs out on the cover of Vogue. Dua Lipa wore a piss yellow strumpet dress at the brits and offered Harry Styles a blowie for £4. Alex and Zoë talk bottomless brunch and the only way to do it properly (black out). We decide that sex is thinking space and an opportunity to get your mindful minutes in. Finally, Mob Kitchen Gaslit Zoë and we’re gonna put them on blast with their heinous wheel-of-fortune recipes. Follow us on Instagram at @MorningLaughPod and find us at www.themorninglaughterpodcast.com Want to submit a question to your hangxiety aunts or just hurl abuse at us? Get in touch at [email protected] Hosts: Alex & Zoe Producer: Jack Elliott Creative Director: Ella Harriet

You'll never believe what happened to this week's episode! Alex is continuing to be awful with money, and traded the recording in to her local Cash For Gold. Rumour has it that she got a decent wad in return for the zinging content though.  Whilst we don't yet have enough money to buy it back, Zoë did have a whip-round at work and was able to buy back a short 2-minute segment for you all to enjoy whilst we save up enough money to get the full episode back for you. This week, you'll be hearing about Dua Lipa's new role in the Les Mis porno, offering blowies for £4 like a Morning Laughter regular in her piss-yellow dress. Zoë is putting Mob Kitchen on blast by exposing their heinous 'wheel-of-fortune' recipes. Follow us on Instagram at @MorningLaughPod and find us at www.themorninglaughterpodcast.com Want to submit a question to your hangxiety aunts or just hurl abuse at us? Get in touch at [email protected] Hosts: Alex & Zoe Producer: Jack Elliott Creative Director: Ella Harriet

Phew! It's Taurus season and it shows! This week, the girls are relishing in life's simple pleasures. Whether that's a tour of a farm over zoom or Brick Danger.  Alex introduces us to the Listerine advert, claims that ALL gingers are packing, and compares her love life to the parasitic salmon featured in Seaspiracy. Meanwhile Zoe is being the landlord of Depop, watching blackhead removals on Youtube, and describes just how half-hearted her wanks are right now. Thanks Covid! These girls are losing their minds so you better listen! Follow us on Instagram at @MorningLaughPod and find us at www.themorninglaughterpodcast.com Want to submit a question to your hangxiety aunts or just hurl abuse at us? Get in touch at [email protected] Hosts: Alex & Zoe Producer: Jack Elliott Creative Director: Ella Harriet

In the words of Davina - "fancy another one?" We hear you! Podcasts are YOUR only vice too and so it's only fair that we share some A&Z with you. Unfortunately, episode 6 is currently too outrageous for us to publish this week. We're still waiting for clearance from the Home Office, but until then, we have TWO saucy tidbits that the government did give us the green light to publish. Hear about the correlation between parasitic salmon and Alex's sex life. Also on the SP, we're putting Monzo on BLAST! They are scroungers and we're ready to doxx them on the pod. Follow us on Instagram at @MorningLaughPod and find us at www.themorninglaughterpodcast.com Want to submit a question to your hangxiety aunts or just hurl abuse at us? Get in touch at [email protected] Hosts: Alex & Zoe Producer: Jack Elliott Creative Director: Ella Harriet