Matt Lockwood: Bring a Sword to a Knife Fight

If you could be a stoplight, what color would you be? If you were a stop sign, how would you stop being racist?

The key to success is acquiring numerous gold bricks and saying no to drugs. This episode is sponsored by the collapse of society and Purdue Pharma.

The Sun is our Mother, the Moon is our Uncle and the Ocean is our Aunt. Unfortunately, they all need your help setting up their computers to "do a Zoom".

The ultimate guide to standing up for your self in the face of customer service.

You must ask a man with a mustache for his bus pass. Greg Santos is that mustache.

Cover one eye and the world gives you a 50% discount. Or use code EganIsNotFunny at the CryoZone!

Have you been robbed in an Erewhon?  Do your male friends wear brown shoes? Have you been diagnosed as a Libtard? You may be entitled to compensation. Call 1-800-SCOTT-FREE and use code TGM for a 10% discount.

Under the sea, life is better down where its wetter, take it from Bret Banta

One day, an alpha male turkey embarks on a journey to find a free car with the help of the sexiest Power Ranger.

Millionaire Michael Lenoci is a historian, secondhand suit salesman, and former steroid user. He is largely credited for the popularity of Basketball, Baseball, and Football in the 19th century.