Salty Utah Queens - The Disaster Fartist (RHOSLC S6E6)

Lara and Carey trade the salty slopes for salty sea, as their favorite Utah ladies head on down to the Grenadines for a Caribbean yacht trip of horror. But first, they discuss the apocalyptic heatwave enveloping LA, Lara’s battle for non-degrading seats on an upcoming Transatlantic flight, Victoria Beckham’s cosmic joie de vivre, and the era-defining Gooning article in Harper’s. The women (minus Bronwyn) head down to Canouan in the Grenadine Islands, where Below Deck’s Captain Jason and his motley crew await. Britani, on a 30-day moratorium from Jared and his big ol’ Osmond dick, tries to find a yacht boyfriend. Meanwhile, Heather and the Captain’s clandestine past bubbles to the surface. Bronwyn arrives late, ready to confront the rumors and nastiness swirling around her head-on, as Heather confides in Wild Rose and Meredith her Lisa press-leaker theory. Angie K succumbs to sea sickness, Mary blows one out, and Wild Rose discovers what may or may not… the lost city of Atlantis. Chapters:00:00:00 It's hotter than Hades this Halloween!00:09:00 Lara’s battle for business class00:16:28 Victoria Beckham’s cosmic joie de vivre00:24:06 The era-defining Gooning article in Harper’s00:35:12 RHOSLC Recap!Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Thursdays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lara and Carey return to the blanched shores of the Great Salt Lake to check in with the holiest of ladies once more. But first, they discuss Georgina Chapman’s rindom alleged financial pickle, Alec and Hilaria Baldwin’s karmic woes, Whitney Leavitt’s cheeky joie de vivre, and North West’s cyber-goth new look. On RHOSLC, the women gear up for Heather and Wild Rose’s Caribbean yacht adventure as Barlow’s bag of chaos continues to divide the group. Hengie K and Mary repair their fractured sistership and bury some fart beef; Bronwyn begs for Todd’s approval in an ice cream parlor. Tensions with Babygirl and Daddy John brew, as Heather and Lisa lay waste to a boutique. Plus, the mystery of Soup Man deepens. Then Britani and her daughter, Olivia, meet to unpack their estrangement, with Britani’s bone-chilling parenting on full display. Chapters:00:00:00 We're in the new stu!00:02:33 The dolls are recapping RHONY!!!00:03:38 We've got eyes on Georgina Chapman00:06:59 Page six has been startin'00:16:11 North West has debuted a new lewk00:28:24 RHOSLC Recap!Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Thursdays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Carey and Lara discuss a new gay-ass boot camp series on Netflix and Gwyneth Paltrow staying on brand. The Patron Saint of GOOP revealed to British Vogue that she knew virtually nothing about her Marty Supreme costar Timothée Chalamet — especially his famous relationship with Kylie Jenner. Viva Gwyn!Back on RHOSLC, the Wild Rose reclaims her wild and free heart in the name of womanhood and, of course, Entity; she celebrates by arranging a ladies' lunch — complete with a gay psychic reading tarot — at a local vineyard, where we lay our scene. Of course, the peace is short-lived, as Mary reveals the vineyard was the site of an infamous murder-suicide. Angie and Lisa begin to spar, hurling Black Cards, name-dropping a clandestine Soup Man, and calling up the owner of Kérastase. Baby Girl Lisa and Hengie K’s cosmic feud collapses into a black hole, swallowing everyone else into it. Meredith confronts Lisa over rumors and nastiness, and Britani confronts Angie over a real estate faux pas. But none of the women are a match for Lisa and Angie’s bloodbath, which shockingly threatens the sacred sisterhood of Angie and Mary. Entity’s takeover continues… Chapters: 00:00:00 A little commotion for Carey's shirt 00:02:39 BOOTS! 00:08:25 Gwyneth is at it again! 00:27:52 RHOSLC Recap!Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Thursdays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lara and Carey wade through the shallow waters of the Great Salt Lake once more, with another recap of RHOSLC. First, they discuss judging a lip-sync competition, a first-time ‘Rocky Horror Picture Show’ experience, the recent horror fashions spotted on the Devil Wears Prada 2 set, the very much not imploding world of print media, Jeff and Lauren Bezos’s endless vacation, and more. Back on RHOSLC, the boardroom continues, and Baby Girl Lisa tries to make it right with the ladies after coming to blows with Whitney and Angie. But her nice streak is short-lived, as she launches a new attack on Angie at her sacred place of work. Whitney puts her at-home stripper pole up again, signaling the true return of THEE Wild Rose. Mary and her cousin/disciple tour her newly renovated church, opening the vault on her cosmic feud with her late mother. Meanwhile, Bronwyn’s own mother wound worsens, as Muzzy ups the ante on her reign of terror. Plus, Hengie K reveals to Meredith that Baby Girl Lisa may or may not be surveilling the Marks family for incriminating information…Chapters:00:00:00 Lara has announcements00:04:22 Carey and Lara were guest judges!00:09:09 Carey went to Hollywood Forever00:14:24 Alls Fair Trailer Dropped00:24:34 RHOLSC Recap!Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Thursdays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Larz and Carz return to the God’s Country for another searing chapter in the RHOSLC saga. But first, they discuss Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban’s shocking split and Tiffany Pollard's entry into her non-binary era. Back in Utah, the Queen of Sundance strikes back at the naysayers in the only way she can: planning a premiere party for an HBO Max original film. Angie K visits her 89-year-old father, who recounts his harrowing journey from Greece to Ellis Island during WW2, inspiring her to expedite her path to Greek citizenship. Bronwyn introduces us to her own ailing mother, the cruelest lady in all of Salt Lake, as Heather begins to renovate her at-home office/lady cave. Then, Lisa assembles the group at the austere Blue Sky Lodge, where she doms them in the board room with a lesson on lawsuit dismissals, misinformation, triangulation, and the time-honored tradition of shitting on the Wild Rose.Chapters:00:00:00 It's Locktober.00:02:16 Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban’s shocking split00:19:42 Tiffany Pollard is non-binary00:21:53 RHOSLC Recap!Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Thursdays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lara and Carey reassess reality after the Rapture was a no-show; they break down what the Rapture Heads are really after, and offer alternatives for experiencing the divine.Back on RHOSLC, the ladies (minus Babygirl Lisa) reel from their canned camping trip of horrors, as Bronwyn and Heather spar over perceived motherhood jabs (Bronwyn’s daughter Gwen debuts her own shocking flapper bob) and debate the future of their failure-to-launch friendship. Wild Rose elaborates on her and Justin’s business woes and hints at The Entity, an ancient intelligence the Rose family discovers in their basement. Heather and Lisa Barlow meet for a power lunch, where Lisa denies any/all accusations of lawsuits and financial duress, as Mary endures another round of heartbreak as Robert Jr. reveals he’s not fully sober. Finally, the entire cast reunites at the haunted manor of SLC MegaSocialite Amy Steele: Britani blabs to Lisa about Angie’s Jen Shah comparison, and Babygirl and Bronwyn duke it out over rumors and sucking gout d*ck; all while thwarting Entity’s creeping takeover of Utah…Chapters:00:00:00 The Rapture was a no-show...00:10:38 RHOSLC Recap!Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Thursdays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lara and Carey have hitched their covered wagon to the stars once again, traveling West to the promised land for another glorious season of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. But first, they admit to being fully Delco-pilled by the Mare of Easttown-adjacent “Task” and its impossibly stacked (and hot) cast. They also speak on a fashion TikToker’s trouble with Miu Miu, and the ongoing phenomenon of celebrity head transplants. Back on the banks of the Great Salt Lake, Hengie K puts her family’s mega-RV to use by picking up the ladies (minus Lisa Barlow, PLUS Britani) for a spooky and cold camping trip in Provo Canyon. Wild Rose, fuck-ass redheaded bob in tow, stages a prank for the ladies with a posse of male strippers disguised as a SWAT team. Lisa’s legal woes are called out by Bronwyn and Whitney; Wild Rose’s own collapsing business is called out by Britani, who reveals her own engagement and prompt un-engagement to Mormon fuckboy Jared Osmond. Setting out in the wide open yonder, the women enjoy kayaking, fly fishing, debating fish CPR, and nibbling sandwiches. But tensions arise around the fire pit as a Women In Business Summit™️ commences. The Wild Rose mourns her failed (felllld) entrepreneurial endeavors, a nonverbal Meredith nods off, Britani defends accusations of dick sucking, Barlow’s iconic backstabbing ways are complained about, and Heather forces ghostly whimsy, as the women—each with a camcorder in hand— set off for a night hike to investigate the vengeful ghost of “Molly Sorensen.”Chapters:00:00:00 It's back-to-school time!00:03:37 TASK rabbits unite00:14:47 Miu Miu catastrophe!00:25:21 Celebrity head transplants00:29:54 RHOSLC Recap!Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Thursdays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lara and Carey return to discuss “Love Con Revenge” —the spinoff of the “Tinder Swindler” — and why its hosts should take some acting lessons. Plus, the glory days of “Cheaters.” In She’s Startin’, Lara praises the new iPhone Air in all its skinny legend glory; they also talk Charlie Sheen’s new documentary, shoving ice up your arse in a drug-induced mania, and Charlie and Denise Richards’s iconic daughters. They also talk the Phillies Karen and why she’s right. In Bravissimo, Brittany Cartwright updates us on her relationship status with her rindom new boyfriend and a Congrats to the Team is in order for Taylor Frankie of MomTok fame, who’s been chosen as the new Bachelorette.Then, in a brand new segment called Please Welcome to the Stage, Lara and Carey are joined by performer/writer JV Marxx, who corrects Miss Information and gives a proper education on all things Gooning. He discusses his career, going to clown school, the joys and pitfalls of bringing gooning to the mainstream, and much more. Chapters:00:00:00 Never Forget00:12:38 She’s Startin’00:36:54 Bravissimo00:44:02 Congrats to the Team00:51:47 Please Welcome to the StageListen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Thursdays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lara and Carey return for another extra special SUP episode, where they parse through the fog of uncanniness swallowing the world each day. In She’s Startin’, they discuss the Trump death hoax frenzy and the hope drought America is suffering through, Sonia Dakkar’s alleged war on flesh, and the rad ass baby accidentally born at Burning Man. In Diva Down, a body discovered at Burning Man in a pool of blood, tariffs claiming another victim in legendary Canadian retail Ssense, Spirit Airlines filing for bankruptcy to the shock of no one, and a country singer pulling a full Jackson Maine and crashing out on stage. In Armagayddon, Josh Duhamel prepares for doom at his Minnesota compound; a Congrats to the Team is in order for nepo-extraordinaire Chloe Malle on being named Anna Wintour’s replacement at Vogue. Finally, a Paimon-centric Ask Us Anything on Larz and Carz’s go-to manifesting practices. Chapters:00:00:00 LA is rock 'n roll 00:09:19 She’s Startin’00:47:38 Diva Down01:09:09 Armagayddon01:12:22 Congrats to the Team01:16:54 Ask Us AnythingListen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lara and Carey are back together in the stu once more, discussing Eddington and Carey’s loose interpretation of “watching a movie.” On She’s Startin’, they discuss Cracker Barrel’s misguided (or genius) rebrand, the controversy that followed, Cracker Barrel’s unparalleled unifying power, and the arduous public transit journey to one of the few open Cracker Barrels in Southern California. They also talk about Will Smith’s terrifying use of AI in his post-slap redemption tour, and why he still has a chance to avoid the Flop Abyss. In Armagayddon, they talk Gen Alphas’ shameless farting in school, why they’ve earned guilt-free flatulence, and millennials’ own farting privilege; they also discuss one woman’s battle with a creeping mold that’s threatening her marriage. In Bravissimo, they talk Karen Huger’s early release from prison next week and why Potomac’s Grand Dame deserves to booze in peace. Then in Ask Us Anything, one thirty-something gay questions his own childless existence in comparison to his straight married friends, and whether or not he should feel behind the heteronormative times.Chapters:00:00:00 Carey "watched" Eddington00:13:35 She’s Startin’00:42:01 Armagayddon01:20:32 Bravissimo01:22:47 Ask Us AnythingLara's Posh Live! Show Link Thurs 8/28 at 6PM PSTListen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.