234 - A Nice Salve and Balm with Vanessa Bayer

Now wait a minute. Here we are with the last Free Feed of the year, and Ronna (& Bryan) are in a dispute. Did (Bryan) actually want Ronna to join him in Milan for the holidays, or was an invitation extended because of guilt? They go at it, but luckily we've got the perfect mediator: it's the absolutely delightful Casey Wilson! Of course you know Casey as the co-host of BITCH SESH at its new home, Garbage World. You can also see her as co-host of THE GREAT AMERICAN BAKING SHOW on Roku. After helping negotiate the peace treaty for the Glickman-Safi Dispute of 2024, she helps us give advice on a pair of UK-based love quandaries. We'll see you in the New Year with ALL NEW Free Feeds! Sponsor: Nutrafol is the #1 dermatologist recommended hair growth supplement. And if you go to nutrafol.com and use the code BRYAN, you'll get $10 off your first order! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Now wait a minute. We've got a real hot shot in The Carriage House this week, and he's our dear friend, AND he's a repeat customer, pardon me. We're thrilled to welcome back none other than the fabulous Drew Droege! You can catch Drew in the VERY buzzy and exciting movie QUEER with Daniel Craig. Go see it because it's out now! Drew joins us to give advice on a chatty coworker and a spouse who's causing some serious financial stress. Ronnukah LIVE is THIS WEEKEND! There will be songs, giveaways, games, and some VERY special guests like Eleanor Roosevelt. You do not want to miss this!! Saturday December 7 at 5pm ET / 2pm PT...but if you can't make it, of course your ticket also gets you access to a recording of the whole show in its entirety. Tickets at askronnalive.com And today is the LAST DAY to purchase an AR Social Club box for December's Club and Kiki! We're going to have an incredible little Holiday Kiki betwixt Christmas and New Year, and you're cordially invited to join us. The boxes are available as one-off purchases and make for incredible gifts! arsocialclub.com Sponsors: Take comfort in Born Shoes! Great for all casual occasions and made with top quality leather. Go to bornshoes.com and use the code RONNA for 15% off and free shipping. Lume is a first-of-its kind whole body deodorant and it works ALL OVER! Go to lumedeodorant.com and use code RONNA for 15% off your first purchase! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ding-a-ling-a-ding-a-ding-dong-ding! It's here! Ronnukah is upon us, and we've got a MAJOR treat for you, pardon me. We've got some truly out of the box, surprising, always chic, always incredible gift suggestions this season, and we can't wait to share them with you! There's something for all tastes and all price points. Oprah, eat your heart out. And don't forget that anyone who belongs to Ronna's Private Reserve on Patreon will be getting a DOUBLE ISSUE Shades of Vanilla Newsletter that's a Ronnukah Read-Along. It's a compendium of EVERY GIFT on our Ronnukah list. This includes pictures and links to everything we mention! It's a valuable and convenient companion for the Ronnukah episode and probably our most useful newsletter yet! If you're not yet a member, join the Private Reserve level at patreon.com/askronna for access! And there's more Ronnukah! Our Ronnukah LIVE Cabaret is coming up on December 7. Of course there will be songs, gifts, advice, and games, but we've also got some special guests like Eleanor Roosevelt (really) and the one and only Jason Mantzoukas! It's not to be missed! It's all happening on December 7 at 5pm ET / 2pm PT. And if you can't make it, your ticket will grant you access to a recording of the festivities in their entirety. askronnalive.com Sponsors: My Portuguese Market is an online store we've grown to ADORE over the years. We absolutely love their selection of Portuguese items, everything from food and spices to kitchenware and fragrances and much, much more. And they've got a treat for us this year! Go to myportuguesemarket.com and use the code MPMluvsRonna for 15% off your order! Nutrafol is the #1 dermatologist recommended hair growth supplement. And if you go to nutrafol.com and use the code BRYAN, you'll get $10 off your first order! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Now wait a minute. This week in The Carriage House we're THRILLED to welcome back one of our favorite guests for her THIRD appearance, pardon me. It's Mary Holland! Catch Mary next month in NIGHTBITCH with the fabulous Amy Adams. It's not to be missed! Mary joins us to give advice on a gift giving dilemma and how to deal with a complex and toxic work environment. Ronnukah LIVE is coming up soon! Songs, dance, giveaways, surprises, and, of course, our patented advice. Join us on December 7, and don't worry if you can't make it on the day. Your ticket includes a recording of the show in its entirety! askronnalive.com Sponsors: How much more can we praise Andrea at Showstopper Cookies? It's never enough! We love her near perfect chocolate chip cookies, and they make simple but DELICIOUS gifts this Thanksgiving and holiday season. Go to showstoppercookies.com and use the code RONNA for 20% off! Nutrafol is the #1 dermatologist recommended hair growth supplement. And if you go to nutrafol.com and use the code BRYAN, you'll get $10 off your first order! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Well, here we are. We recorded this episode the morning after last week's not so super Tuesday, so we're feeling riled up. We've got LOTS to talk about, excuse me. But then we move on to greener pastures with a veritable feast of follow-ups. We hear about the mother in a relationship with the Porsche owner, the lesbian romance author, the mowing maniac, the fruit sperm donor, and an egg donor from four years ago. After the week we've all had, it's nice to reconnect with old friends! Speaking of connection, we couldn't be more excited about our upcoming Ronnukah LIVE Cabaret Show on December 7th. We all need the laughs, the community, and the good cheer. Join us for what promises to be an evening to remember! Tickets at askronnalive.com Sponsors: The world needs cookies now more than ever, and we've got the PERFECT sweet treats for you, pardon me. Andrea at Showstopper Cookies perfected her chocolate chip cookie recipe over ten years, and you can taste that perfection in every bite. We LOVE them, and we know you will, too! Go to showstoppercookies.com and use code RONNA for 20% off your order! Take comfort in Born Shoes! Great for all casual occasions and made with top quality leather. Go to bornshoes.com and use the code RONNA for 15% off and free shipping. How many more times can we say it? We love Quince! It's time to transition to your winter wardrobe, and there's no better way to get quality essentials than with Quince's great prices, free shipping, and 365 day return window. Go to quince.com/ronna today! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Now wait a minute. First off, it's Election Day. VOTE. VOTE. VOTE. If you haven't already. Then, when you're done voting, you can listen to this episode as your reward. And we've got a treat for you this week, pardon me. Joining us in The Carriage House is the delightful Vanessa Bayer! You know her, of course, from her hilarious work on SNL. She's also known for her absolutely fabulous show I LOVE THAT FOR YOU, which was a favorite of ours, along with countless other projects. You can also catch her on her own podcast HOW DID WE GET WEIRD which she hosts with her brother Jonah. Vanessa helps us give advice on getting back in the dating pool and how to hint to a grandparent that you'd like their house after they're gone. Tickets are now on sale for our Ronnukah LIVE Cabaret Show! It'll be the perfect bow on top of the gift that is the holiday season. Join us on December 7th at 5pm ET / 2pm PT for a musical romp filled with guests and giveaways. Tickets at askronnalive.com Sponsor:  Take comfort in Born Shoes! Great for all casual occasions and made with top quality leather. Go to bornshoes.com and use the code RONNA for 15% off and free shipping. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We've got a treat for you this week to celebrate the peak of Spooky Season. It's a trip inside the Patreon Carriage House for one of the most talked about mysteries we've ever had. There was a LOT of chatter about this when it first aired in August of 2021, and what better way to get into the Halloween spirit than with this! You know we love a good mystery in The Carriage House. We have GOT to get to this chilling cliffhanger that's worthy of its own Josh Mankiewicz DATELINE story. It involves the mysterious disappearance of a local dog walker and we are in desperate need of more information! After that, we give our advice on using a shared space that another person seems to have claimed as their own. With Ronna well rested after her doubles tournament win, and (Bryan) high on sugar from his day-late birthday cake, we've got a lot to say this week! And if you enjoyed this peak into the Patreon Carriage House, we'd love to welcome you as a full member! Join us for bonus episodes, surprises, and of course the coveted Shades of Vanilla Newsletter. patreon.com/askronna Sponsors: Take comfort in Born Shoes; lightweight, supportive, and great for all casual occasions. Go to BornShoes.com today for a 15% discount plus free ground shipping on all full price shoes when you use our promo code, RONNA. Nutrafol is the #1 dermatologist-recommended hair growth supplement brand, trusted by over 1 million people. Get $10 off your first purchase at nutrafol.com with promo code BRYAN. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Now wait a minute. We've got a real head turner this week, pardon me. And she's fresh off an 'everything shower.' Joining us in The Carriage House is the DELIGHTFUL Genevieve Angelson! She's a star of stage and screen. You know her from her work on GOOD GIRLS REVOLT and her current show THE CHICKEN SISTERS, which you can find on Hallmark Plus! Genevieve helps us give advice on how to keep the conversation going when you're a parent at a children's party and dealing with a thorny cultural issue with your in-laws. Not only is our AR Social Club October Spoo-Kiki THIS WEEKEND, excuse me, but we've got our very fun, very special, NOT TO BE MISSED Ronnukah Cabaret LIVE Show on December 7th! Tickets on sale November 1st. Be on the lookout! Sponsor: How many more times can we say it? We. Love. Shopify. Nobody does selling better than Shopify. Go to shopify.com/askronna for your one dollar per month trial period. Upgrade your selling today! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Now wait a minute. Ronna's away this week, but we've got a real scene stealer with us. It's the one, the only, the venerated, pardon me, Mitch Silpa! Mitch's one man show FIVE GAMESHOWS AND A FUNERAL is happening TONIGHT at Dynasty Typewriter in Los Angeles! Link to tickets on Mitch's profile. Mitch (& Bryan) give advice on a parent in a parasitic relationship and dealing with a potential misgendering issue at an upcoming wedding. If you can believe it, we're already starting to plan Ronnukah 2024, and, in addition to our gift suggestions, we've got a VERY special extra treat in store. Join us on Saturday, December 7th, for RONNUKAH LIVE, a show featuring music, carols, gifts, guests, giveaways, and more! Tickets on sale November 1st. It's a holly, jolly Ronnukah! And we're still running our Trick or Treat Promo over on Patreon! Join us at the $5 level and, for the entire month of October, you'll have access to Ronna's Private Reserve, which includes bonus video episodes, all Free Feeds ad free, and the October Shades of Vanilla newsletter. Join us! patreon.com/askronna Sponsor: How many more times can we say it? We love Quince! It's time to transition to your fall wardrobe, and there's no better way to get quality essentials than with Quince's great prices, free shipping, and 365 day return window. Go to quince.com/ronna today! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Now wait a minute. For our annual Halloween candy tasting episode, we've brought back two sweeties to The Carriage House. A couple of peeps, if you will. It's one of our favorite traditions. Helping us taste test all the new candy for the spooky season is none other than Paul F. Tompkins and Janie Haddad Tompkins! If you're not subscribed to their Substack, WEEKEND WATER, you're truly missing out. This month, they're doing watchalongs to classic horror films every Thursday, culminating on Halloween itself. It's fun, it's hilarious, and very much worth your time! This year Ronna, (Bryan), Paul, and Janie give their verdicts on all the hot new candy of the season: Ghost Toast Kit Kats, Werewolf Tracks Reese's Cups, Ghoulish Green Twix, Pumpkin Pie M&Ms, and much, much more. If you want to make sure your trick-or-treaters are getting only the best, this is the episode for you! Want to listen to this episode without ads? Join us on Patreon! For just $5, you'll get all Free Feeds ad-free. AND, for the month of October, we're running a Trick or Treat Promo over on Patreon. All paid members, regardless of tier, will get access to Ronna's Private Reserve, the highest level of access on offer! It's a GREAT way to experience the pinnacle of Carriage House luxury. AND, as a special bonus, this episode will be available in video format to all paid members! You have to see Ronna's face when tries Ghost Toast. Sponsors: Nutrafol is the #1 dermatologist recommended hair growth supplement trusted by over 1 million people. Go to nutrafol.com and use code BRYAN for $10 off your first order and free shipping! Acorns makes it easy to start automatically saving and investing for your future. Head to acorns.com/askronna or download the Acorns app to start saving and investing for your future today! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices