Mega Beast Death Match 2012 – Episode 1

“There’s Gonna Be a Hard 8 Tonight” The worst Swedish fish… How to get spell off a white couch… And who would win in a fight to the death:  A flying invisible panda-ray with missile launchers and a pair of gun turrets, a 30 foot tall, 6-ton hydrogen filled naughtilus with heat vision, giant flamingo […]

“The Moan of Consent” Cockability… Sperm Cookies… And who would win in a fight to the death: A salamander necromancer, a talking horse that runs the speed of light or a 2 and a half ton barricuda/anteater made of steel? Warning:  Mature Immature Audiences Only!

“If it’s already in there, it’s already on there… (This is a discussion)” Bo’s surgically installed vagina… Ron Paul’s detachable penis… And who would win in a fight: A 35-foot tall flamingo clad in biblical armor, a 2-ton flying nautilus that shoots air torpedos, or six calculating, vindictive Labrador retriever-sized Siamese cat/fleas with serrated mandibles […]

“You Can’t Roll 3 and Pick 2, M@therf%#cker…” Snorks vs. Smurfs Chicken vs. Platypus Egg And who would win in a fight to the death… a 6-foot tall cricket with bat wings, a 400 lb. octopus with cobra legs or a platypus that can manipulate probability… More information about this year’s competition, and the ‘heats’ […]

“Just get him in the room” The Al-Qaida Fulbright… Predator Snuff-Porn… And who would win in a fight to the death: A rabid 3-ton flying squirrel the size of a moose, a stealthy air-breathing flight-enabled manta ray that drops concussive missles, or a eugenically forged 6-foot tall Communist Red Panda with metal capped claws and […]