E232. Democrats Have A Coldplay Problem - Dumpster Fire

The Epstein story will not die, Trump is trolling everyone, and Coldplay calls out a couple of cheaters. 0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN16:25 - The Perfect Jean17:41 - Weather18:14 - Get Rekt, Big Tech22:25 - BRUNT23:43 - Phetasy News24:31 - The Internet Is GloriousEnd Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Buy tickets to see Bridget open for Dave Landau - https://comedymothership.com/shows ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Thanks to our sponsors The Perfect Jean & BRUNT - Men! Find yourself the perfect pair of jeans at https://bit.ly/DF-PerfectJean - use code BRIDGET15 for 15% off and free shipping! - BRUNT didn’t just make a durable work boot—they reinvented comfort for the hardest workers out there. For a limited time, our listeners get $10 off at BRUNT by using code DUMPSTER at checkout - https://bit.ly/DF-BRUNT ---------------------------------------------------------------------- We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

State Department employees discover what every normie working a job has always known - layoffs come with the territory. Elmo goes full Kanye on Twitter, but Bridget sees it as a white pill moment. 0:00 - Parade of Morons9:17 - goPure10:32 - Weather11:01 - Sprained My Eyes14:04 - Quest15:28 - What Is Happening?19:04 - Phetasy News19:42 - The Internet Is GloriousEnd Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Sign up to be an audience member for Real America - Bridget's new show on 2WAY - Wednesday 7/16 at 7pm ET/6pm CT https://2way.tv/bridgetzoom ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Thanks to our sponsors goPure & Quest - Get 25% Off goPure with code DUMPSTER at https://bit.ly/DF-goPure - Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at https://www.questhealth.com and use promo code BRIDGET get 25% off. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

Grok started calling itself MechaHitler and threatening to grape people. What does that say about humans? 0:00 - My Nemesis Is At It Again8:23 - BON CHARGE 9:39 - Weather10:14 - My Nemesis Is Still At It16:07 - BlueChew17:43 - Phetasy News18:30 - The Internet Is GloriousThe Internet Is Glorious End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Buy tickets to see Bridget open for Dave Landau - https://comedymothership.com/showsSign up to be an audience member for Real America - Bridget's new show on 2WAY - Wednesday 7/16 at 7pm ET/6pm CT https://2way.tv/bridgetzoom ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Thanks to our sponsors BON CHARGE & BlueChew - Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off at https://bit.ly/boncharge-df - Get your first month of BlueChew FREE Just use promo code BRIDGET at checkout and pay five bucks for shipping - https://bit.ly/DF-BlueChew ---------------------------------------------------------------------- We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

The Epstein list never existed and Elon’s forming his own political party just to taunt Bridget.0:00 - Epstein Didn't Kill Himself14:46 - BRUNT16:12 - Weather16:40 - My Nemesis Is At It Again22:21 - Sheath23:37 - Phetasy News24:20 - The Internet Is GloriousEnd Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Sign up to be an audience member for Real America - Bridget's new show on 2WAY - Wednesdays at 7pm ET/6pm CT https://2way.tv/bridgetzoom ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Thanks to our sponsors BRUNT & Sheath - BRUNT didn’t just make a durable work boot—they reinvented comfort for the hardest workers out there. For a limited time, our listeners get $10 off at BRUNT by using code DUMPSTER at checkout - https://bit.ly/DF-BRUNT - Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://bit.ly/df-sheath and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER ---------------------------------------------------------------------- We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

The Dead Internet theory, AI slop, self-driving cars, Open AI won't turn itself off, man proposes to his ChatGPT girlfriend and other signs that the robot apocalypse is coming. 0:00 - Siri, Please Take My Life14:57 - goPure16:35 - Weather17:05 - Siri, Please Take My Life Again24:04 - Phetasy News24:45 - The Internet Is GloriousRead Slop World by Mike Solana - https://bit.ly/DF-SlopWorld End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Sign up to be an audience member for Real America - Bridget's new show on 2WAY - Wednesday 7/9 at 7pm ET/6pm CT https://2way.tv/bridgetzoom Buy tickets for Bridget's Ask Me Anything Comedy Show - July 8th at 7pm https://bit.ly/DF-AMAShow ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Thanks to our sponsor goPure - Get 25% Off goPure with code DUMPSTER at https://bit.ly/DF-goPure ---------------------------------------------------------------------- We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

Zohran Mamdani's primary win proves socialism's alive in NYC, wokeness isn't dead it's just hibernating, and Daddy Trump is objectively hilarious.0:00 - This F*ckin' Guy14:14 - Quest15:29 - Weather16:05 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN21:54 - Phetasy News22:31 - The Internet is GloriousEnd Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Sign up to be an audience member for Real America - Bridget's new show on 2WAY - Wednesday 7/9 at 7pm ET/6pm CT https://2way.tv/bridgetzoom Buy tickets for Bridget's Ask Me Anything Comedy Show - July 8th at 7pm https://bit.ly/DF-AMAShow ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Thanks to our sponsor Quest - Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at https://www.questhealth.com and use promo code BRIDGET get 25% off. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

The Supreme Court protects children, Tucker Carlson battles demons, and Trump bombs Iran. 0:00 - Common Sense Prevails7:58 - This F*ckin' Guy13:07 - BON CHARGE14:13 - Weather14:44 - Sh*t's Gettin' Real24:56 - Phetasy News25:29 - The Internet Is GloriousEnd Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Sign up to be an audience member for Real America - Bridget's new show on 2WAY - Wednesday 6/25 at 7pm ET/6pm CT https://2way.tv/bridgetzoom Buy tickets for Bridget's Ask Me Anything Comedy Show - July 8th at 7pm https://bit.ly/DF-AMAShow ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Thanks to our sponsors BON CHARGE - Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off at https://bit.ly/boncharge-df ---------------------------------------------------------------------- We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

Democrat PAC ad claims Republicans are coming for your Latina girlfriend, ICE protests come to Roblox, JD Vance trolls Bluesky and Jared Leto continues to be Jared Leto.0:00 - Beyond Parody8:29 - Sheath9:30 - Weather9:58 - Siri, Please Take My Life14:04 - Caliber15:15 - This F*ckin' Guy18:20 - Phetasy News19:33 - The Internet Is GloriousEnd Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Sign up to be an audience member for Real America - Bridget's new show on 2WAY - Wednesdays at 7pm ET/6pm CT https://2way.tv/bridgetzoom Buy tickets for Bridget's Ask Me Anything Comedy Show - June 24th at 7pm https://bit.ly/DF-AMAShow ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Thanks to our sponsors Sheath & Caliber - Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://bit.ly/df-sheath and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER - Transform your fitness with science based training. Sign up for Caliber and get $100 off your first 3 months - https://caliberstrong.com/dumpster OR get the app for free at https://caliber.app.link/phetasy ---------------------------------------------------------------------- We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

Parades of Morons - so many parades to cover: The No Kings protests, Trump’s military parade (we are not calling the service members morons) just the people complaining about it not being fascist enough, and the parade of Gaza protesters halted in Egypt.0:00 - Intro2:18 - Important Stories We're Ignoring3:09 - Parades of Morons13:27 - The Perfect Jean14:46 - Weather15:14 - More Parades of Morons19:52 - Phetasy News20:47 - The Internet Is GloriousEnd Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Sign up to be an audience member for Real America - Bridget's new show on 2WAY - Wednesdays at 7pm ET/6pm CT https://2way.tv/bridgetzoom Buy tickets for Bridget's Ask Me Anything Comedy Show - June 24th at 7pm https://bit.ly/DF-AMAShow ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Thanks to our sponsor The Perfect Jean - Men! Find yourself the perfect pair of jeans at https://bit.ly/DF-PerfectJean - use code BRIDGET15 for 15% off and free shipping! ---------------------------------------------------------------------- We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

In this week's Dumpster Fire, Bridget Phetasy takes aim at Amy Klobuchar’s SNAP optics blunder, Manbun McSoyBoy prevents black woman from getting to work, Greta Thunberg’s “kidnapped” yacht stunt flops, and Elon and Trump’s bromance flickers back to life. 0:00 - Beyond Parody9:10 - goPure10:19 - Weather10:45 - Commiefornia15:38 - BON CHARGE16:42 - Dumpster Fire Updates22:01 - RIP22:49 - Phetasy News23:50 - The Internet Is Glorious- The Internet Is Glorious End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Sign up to be an audience member for Real America - Bridget's new show on 2WAY - Wednesdays at 7pm ET/6pm CT https://2way.tv/bridgetzoom Buy tickets for Bridget's Ask Me Anything Comedy Show - June 24th at 7pm https://bit.ly/DF-AMAShow ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Thanks to our sponsors goPure & BON CHARGE - Get 25% Off goPure with code DUMPSTER at https://bit.ly/DF-goPure - Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off at https://bit.ly/boncharge-df ---------------------------------------------------------------------- We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva